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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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every time someone calls a cis man an egg because he decides to deviate even slightly from traditional masculine gender norms, an angel loses its wings

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

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damn the hi3 hyperfixation never goes away huh. its just dormant and waiting to strike i guess

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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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finished amphoreus i’m going to scream holy shitttttt ummmm spoilers for 3.3

FUCK WHY DID EVERYONE DIE WTH I KNEW MYDEI WOULD BC SOMEONE SPOILED IT FOR ME BUT HOLY HECK. CIPHER CHOKING ON BLOOD FOR AN ENTIRE SCENE WAS WILD AND UNEXPECTED BUT ALSO LOWKEY NECESSARY

EVERYONE ELSE SHOULDVE HAD AN ENTIRE SCENE DEDICATED TO THEM DYING INSTEAD OF “have you heard algaea jumped off the balcony with a knife in her chest” OR THREE SECONDS OF MYDEI GETTING STABBED AND THE TRIBBIE DOLL DROWNING. ONLY THREE SECONDS LIKE WTFFFF

AND WE FINALLY GOT DAN HENG IB BUT ONLY AT THE FINAL FIGHT???? i would’ve loved more cool transformation scenes

aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i need to speedrun hi3 so i can play through that version of the flame chase journey too but what the fuck was that. what. i’m going to choke on blood just thinking about that

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Yuzuha doodle :) I used rgb sliders to color and it’s really satisfying

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I know it's super popular to say that Mydei spent a year fighting the Black Tide in Castrum Kremnos because of these two lines:

But, though it might make me a stick in the mud to point it out, the time and date systems in Amphoreus seem to actually be completely arbitrary, with random skips, chronological overlaps, and insertions (and removals) of time gaps that actually make no sense at all.

For example, in 3.2, Cerces states that Anaxa has only 14 days to live following the attack on the Grove that led to them being fused. At the time Anaxa came to Okhema after the Grove disaster in 3.1, Mydei was still in Okhema.

As of 3.3, we're told explicitly that the Citizen's Assembly, which took place on Anaxa's 14th day, has "just wrapped up."

So somehow Mydei has achieved Schrödinger's War, simultaneously fighting for a couple weeks and a whole change of the calendar year at the same time. 😂

In the very same patch that Hyacine claims it is Year 4932 (3.3), we're also told that Okhema fell to the Black Tide in Year 2147...

Nearly 2800 years off from the other supposed dates.

Originally I thought we had perhaps gotten our hands on a document from a previous cycle, but that doesn't make sense because A) the Trailblazer adds more names to this sheet as you encounter more "ghosts" and B) A new cycle would restart the year numbering.

In short, I wouldn't trust a single time, day, or year given to us inside Amphoreus--nor would I trust a single Amphorean character's experiences with time itself.

Clearly both actual time and the characters' perceptions of time's passage are being extremely warped by the technology at play in Amphoreus, to the point that I think we're supposed to see it as almost eerie: None of the Amphorean cast seems to be able to recognize the inconsistencies of the time and space around them, nor do they ever seem capable of truly reflecting on the inconsistencies of their memories even when they acknowledge that there are inconsistencies.

We're in the Black Mirror, my dudes, and none of the "people" around us even recognize their own unreality.

Amphoreus is a horror story, for real for real.

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SCHOOL IS DONE LETS GOOOOOOO

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we need to talk is a crazy song (/pos) and i think abt the fact that it was written pre break up constantly

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found this on my college campus and literally yelled “NO WAY” as I scrambled to take a photo

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michaelclifford: it’s time to dust off the ancient texts submit your fanfics for us to read on @wattpad for the gmab fanfic contest:) deadline to submit is june 16th 11:59PM EST!!!! [june 11, 2025]

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The real tragedy about the barricade is that we don’t know how much is true. Victor Hugo was there at the June Rebellion, so what is fact and what is fiction? That question gives me chills because we’ll never know. 

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did you frequently skip class in high school?