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The Losers Club Chats

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By @richiefuckfacetozier and @sam-i-am2468 

We are bringing these back! 

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Trashmouth: I AM A CATCH THANK YOU VERY MUCH Bev: we all know that Rich. Eds: Please don’t encourage him. We are not lovers. Mikey Mike: I’d date Richie *thumbs up emoji* Trashmouth: Mike…THAT’S GAY Stan the Man: Richie, you are bisexual. Trashmouth: Your point? Eds: I’d date Mike, now he’s a catch. Bev: who wouldn’t date Mike?! Big Bill: i would absolutely date mike Stan the Man: Now that is some relatable content. Mikey Mike: GUYYYYYYYYYSSSS I’M GOING TO CRY!

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Hello friends...

So we have loved doing these text exchanges with the losers club and plan to keep them up on archive of our own, but won’t be doing them on tumblr. We are just too busy to put enough focus on them here. But definitely subscribe to our archive story! We have big plans there. 

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Lots of love,

@richiefuckfacetozier and @sam-i-am2468

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Just Friends Play Date - Richie and Bev Part 10

Part 9, Part 8, Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Bev Darling: well we all knew you were in love with Eddie so it didn’t matter...what we were doing was like practice  

Richie Dear: Practice for you maybe. I’ve always been an expert.

Bev Darling: keep telling yourself that, just next time I see Eddie remind me to tell him ‘you’re welcome’

Richie Dear: Eds would be so upset if he found out.

Richie Dear: I would know as I told him and he got so upset.

Bev Darling: my poor innocent angel deserves better! step up your game Richie.

Richie Dear: If there is anything I have learned from dating Eddie.

Richie Dear: There is nothing innocent about him.

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Just Friends Play Date - Richie and Bev Part 9

Part 8, Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Richie Dear: I miss our drunken make-out sessions.

Bev Darling: aw i miss them too but you my challenged friend are the one who put a stop to them!

Bev Darling: last time we made out was after the fight with Eddie and we got drunk and high

Bev Darling: if i remember correctly you were the one to put a stop to it when you and Eddie started dating

Richie Dear: Have you met Eddie Short Shorts Kaspbrak?

Richie Dear: He would fucking kill me if we kept making out when we were plastered.

Bev Darling: well...Bill never cared!

Richie Dear: Bill knew I wasn’t in love with you.

Richie Dear: Also, don’t you think it’s problematic that he DIDN’T care his girlfriend was making out with me?

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Just Friends Play Date - Richie and Bev Part 8

Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Bev Darling: SOS!!!!

Bev Darling: SHIT

Bev Darling: FUCK

Bev Darling: ANSWER ME ASSHOLE

Richie Dear: You made out with someone.

Bev Darling: how the fuck did you know?!

Richie Dear: A husband always knows when he is cheated on.

Richie Dear: Actually, they never know. I just know Beverly Marsh

Bev Darling: this is why I love you my sweet husband so understanding

Bev Darling: but to my real issue...i made out with Ben!

Richie Dear: Important question

Richie Dear: Does Benny Boy have GAME?!

Bev Darling: that is the least most important question to ever ask

Bev Darling: but surprisingly Ben is smooth as fuck!

Bev Darling: would put you to shame Richie Dear!

Richie Dear: HOW DARE

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Just Friends Play Date - Part 7

Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Beauty: so….

Beauty: sorry that i made out with your face.

Prince Charming: Oh trust me Bev you don’t need to apologize

Prince Charming: Please don’t feel bad

Prince Charming: If it makes you feel better I hear friends makeout with each other all the time!

Beauty: hahaha

Beauty: the way we made out, we must be the best of friends.

Prince Charming: Well we are! That’s what makes this so special

Beauty: you make me feel special

Prince Charming: Well you are a special person and the least I can do is make you feel that way Bev

Beauty: stop making me want to kiss you we are supposed to be only friends

Prince Charming: I said it before and I’ll say it again...friends kiss friends so it’s fine

Beauty: Alright...if you say so.

Prince Charming: Now onto business! I want a new profile pic. What’s a favorite of yours?

Beauty: This one cause you’re smiling

Beauty: *sends photo*

Prince Charming: DONE! Also...when did you take this Bev? You creeping on me?

Beauty: Always!

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Just Friends Play Date - Bev and Ben Part 6

Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Prince Charming: I’m sorry

Prince Charming: I don’t want to make this difficult for you Bev

Prince Charming: Tell me how to make it better!!!

Beauty: you can’t that’s what makes this a fucking disaster

Beauty: what i want is for us to just hang out

Prince Charming: Okay shall I message the group

Beauty: Ben you gotta start understanding me better...hang out just us

Prince Charming: Oh as in you and me….alone...no one else...just us two!

Beauty: that’s usually meant by the phrase ‘us’ and just as friends

Prince Charming: Obviously Bev, but i'm honored and I’ll be over soon for our just friends play date

Prince Charming: I also promise to never refer to us hanging out as a just friends play date ever again

Beauty: haha see you soon Ben.

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Just Friends Play Date - Bev and Ben Part 5

Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Beauty: i don’t want to remain fucking friends Ben

Beauty: i want to date

Prince Charming: Right okay…so you want to date??

Beauty: no Ben that’s not want i mean

Prince Charming: I’m sorry Bev but I’m super confused right now!

Beauty: like i want to date but we can’t date even though i want too

Prince Charming: I really want to date you too but...I understand

Prince Charming: kind of

Prince Charming: Not really but I’ll follow your lead

Prince Charming: Until you’re ready for me to sweep you off of your feet!

Beauty: YOU CAN’T JUST

Beauty: Ugh

Beauty: i hate this

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Just Friends Play Date - Bev and Ben Part 4

Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Prince Charming: Wow Bev...I don’t….I’m so speechless

Prince Charming: Completely relatable with it being saved in notes because that’s how I was...just wondering if I should send the message or not

Prince Charming: You did pretty well with expressing yourself so you aren’t shit at all

Prince Charming: My question is...now what?

Beauty: Nothing

Prince Charming: ...Nothing?!?!?!

Beauty: here’s the thing. Bill and i just broke up 2 weeks ago. if we start something then we would be assholes.

Prince Charming: Yes, well you do have a point and honestly I’m kind of tired of being the asshole among the group. That’s Richie’s Position lol

Prince Charming: But this is what you want though, right? To do nothing?? Just the two of us remain friends :)

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Just Friends Play Date - Bev and Ben Part 3

Part 2, Part 1

Prince Charming: So umm...there it is

Prince Charming: I’m going to throw myself off a building now

Beauty: wow Ben. alright, i will be honest too. 

my feelings for you started to take off when you gave me the necklace. i think the combination of how thoughtful it was and the work you put in it just for me really meant so much. no one's ever done that for me.

i don’t want to compare the love i have for Bill versus the love i have for you because it is different. ya know Bill’s been there for me growing up from a child to a young adult but i’ve reached a point in my life where i want a certain kind of affection.

i realized Bill and i had been together so long because it was easiest, but not easy in a good way. i want someone who sees my flaws and still thinks i’m worth it.

and you just capture my soul with your words sometimes to the point where i can’t breathe because i’m so emotional. you lift me up in a really powerful way 

anyway...i’m shit at words and feelings but i’ve had this written in my notes for a month waiting to tell you how i feel.

so now you know..

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Just Friends Play Date - Bev and Ben Part 2

Part 1

Prince Charming: Ummmm…

Prince Charming: Okay Bevvie..hold on

Beauty: sigh...ok

Prince Charming: Hey Bev, So I have some things that I need to tell you and it’s hard to say because once it’s said there is no going back, there is no taking this back. I want to apologize for the situation and how things have turned out.

How divided the group has become and I’m so sorry for my part in it and hurting others but I am not sorry for my feelings coming out. I’m not sorry that you now know how I feel about you and that is how I love you, Bev. I was in love with you from the moment I met you.

Your Beauty is unmatched on the inside and out. Your spirit is admirable, your wit is refreshing and your kindness is unmeasurable and I know I will never stop loving you.

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Just Friends Play Date - Bev and Ben Part 1

Last texts

Beauty: Hey Bennie...

Prince Charming: Hey Bevvie...hey

Prince Charming: How are you doing?

Prince Charming: I mean...Sup

Beauty: i’m okay

Beauty: i’m happy things are improving in the group. It was rough there for a while

Beauty: i mean i only have myself to blame

Prince Charming: Bev, come on. It’s not your fault...there were many people in the situation who could be blamed

Prince Charming: namely me..

Prince Charming: The last thing I ever wanted to do was hurt anyone but there’s no point dwelling over the situation

Prince Charming: Like you said things are improving finally so we might as well move forward

Beauty: ok but what if I don’t want to let go of somethings that happened? look Ben, Bill said some stuff to me...that you confessed to him...things about me and i want to hear them from you.

Beauty: i NEED to hear them from you Ben.

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THEY ARE LOVERS - The Losers Club Chat  Part 20 of 20

Part 19, Part 18, Part 17, Part 16, Part 15, Part 14, Part 13, Part 12, Part 11, Part 10, Part 9, Part 8, Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Mike: He’s like a fragile lanky giraffe.

Eds: Wow this got weird and I feel strangely threatened but you don’t have to worry Bev. I would never hurt Richie and I don’t plan on us ever breaking up!

Trashmouth: Swooning a lot.

Benny Boy: THIS IS LOVE

Trashmouth: Should we start sending out the wedding invites?

Eds: Not fiancés! Let’s move on please!

Eds: For instance, now that we’re dating and everyone knows. Can I change my name to Eddie in the group chat? Can I have this one thing?

Trashmouth: NO BABE

Stan the Man: I will end you if you do.

Bill: absolutely not

Bev: if you fucking try to change it i swear to god...

Mikey Mike: No, Edward. 

Benny Boy: Eddie, please, don’t. I can’t handle you two constantly changing it.

Eds: I really hate all of you.

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THEY ARE LOVERS - The Losers Club Chat  Part 19

Part 20, Part 19, Part 18, Part 17, Part 16, Part 15, Part 14, Part 13, Part 12, Part 11, Part 10, Part 9, Part 8, Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Stan the Man: I am being just as exposed today as Richie and Eddie.

Benny Boy: I LOVE YOU TWO AND LOVE THAT THE SOULMATES ARE FINALLY TOGETHER

Bev: same you two deserve one another!

Bev: oh but Eddie..

Eds: Yeah Bev?

Bev: if you so much as do one thing to hurt or break my husbands heart so help me I am not afraid to kick your ass!!

Benny Boy: Violent Bev!

Bill: I mean she’s got a point richie is pathetic

Benny Boy: Fragile

Bill: yes fragile is a much better word thank you ben

Benny Boy: Sure thing Bill!

Trashmouth: If I was insecure in my masculinity I would be offended. But y’all are right.

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THEY ARE LOVERS - The Losers Club Chat  Part 18

Part 20, Part 19, Part 18, Part 17, Part 16, Part 15, Part 14, Part 13, Part 12, Part 11, Part 10, Part 9, Part 8, Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Stan the Man: I was invited over, it was their own faults.

Benny Boy: You should have knocked.

Trashmouth: That’s what I said!!!!

Mike: Don’t try to argue with Ben over this!

Mike: I just want to know if you two are happy?

Eds: I am, more than I thought possible.❤️

Trashmouth: My dreams have come true!❤️

Benny Boy: Wow that killed me! RIP Ben.

Mike: I’m really happy for you two and just know I think this is really wonderful!

Bill: me too im happy that you two are happy

Stan the Man: I feel pretty neutral about it.

Trashmouth: Bitch, you texted me about how you were happy for us when you found out.

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THEY ARE LOVERS - The Losers Club Chat  Part 17

Part 16, Part 15, Part 14, Part 13, Part 12, Part 11, Part 10, Part 9, Part 8, Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Trashmouth: We got caught on our month anniversary by Bill and Bev. Then by Stanley on Valentine’s Day.

Stan the Man: My therapist says one day I’ll get over it.

Stan the Man: I think he is an idiot.

Mike: Oh Stanley

Mike: But wow you guys that’s great! This is like a really serious relationship!

Benny Boy: SERIOUSLY HOW DID YOU KEEP THIS FROM US!!

Eds: I mean Ben...come on!

Benny Boy: ...okay by us I mean the rest of them and well me...just me.

Benny Boy: I can’t believe you were caught on such romantic days! I’m low-key upset with you all for ruining their moments!

Bev: they weren’t subtle Ben.

Bill: they were out in the open

Benny Boy: Poor excuse

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THEY ARE LOVERS - The Losers Club Chat  Part 16

Part 15, Part 14, Part 13, Part 12, Part 11, Part 10, Part 9, Part 8, Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Trashmouth: EDDIE KISSED ME AT NEW YEARS!

Eds: NO YOU KISSED ME!

Bill: they kissed each other at the same time and it is the funniest shit of my life when they argue about it

Bev: it was when we locked them in the garage.

Bev: so Bill and i are the reason they are together!!!!

Eds: NO YOU AREN’T!

Trashmouth: NO YOU AREN’T!

Benny Boy: Bless you two, you guys created the most iconic couple since Disney invented True Love!

Mike: So you got together at New Years?! You’ve been together for a couple months now?! HOW DID YOU KEEP THIS FROM US?!