weaselcarnival
weaselcarnival
you fools, this is a themed restaurant
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Weasel. Hey there! I reblog stuff and talk sometimes. I've had this blog for 10+ years, the theme is there is no theme
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weaselcarnival · 13 hours ago
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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY
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BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭
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weaselcarnival · 13 hours ago
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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and
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Bnnuy
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weaselcarnival · 1 day ago
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.
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weaselcarnival · 1 day ago
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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weaselcarnival · 1 day ago
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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character
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weaselcarnival · 1 day ago
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Cooking at a friend or relative’s house is very fun first you have to get out not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet a bowl and second
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weaselcarnival · 1 day ago
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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Please make a comic! It’s mandatory that you create some piece of sequential art — what it is and how you make it is up to you! Have fun! You might as well!
If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Or don’t, I’m not a cop.
Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s joy in that too.
Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!
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weaselcarnival · 2 days ago
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Right click -> save as -> ancient curse
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weaselcarnival · 2 days ago
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found on fb marketplace for $2. Desperately trying to obtain him to add to my very sensible home decor collection
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weaselcarnival · 2 days ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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weaselcarnival · 2 days ago
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A selection of birds from various 17th and 18th century calligraphy copybooks which were drawn with single lines to practice (and show off) penmanship strokes.
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weaselcarnival · 2 days ago
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I lay this card face down on your dash
I end my turn
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weaselcarnival · 2 days ago
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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.
the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*
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weaselcarnival · 2 days ago
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weaselcarnival · 2 days ago
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weaselcarnival · 2 days ago
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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weaselcarnival · 2 days ago
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