uziverse-ask-blog
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Saviour of the night
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ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR UZI DOORMAN
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uziverse-ask-blog · 1 month ago
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scp here!
they put me on the table for dissection today, as they do every tuesday, and i guess i was feeling a little too bored and wanted to have a bit more fun than just throwing my organs into the faces of the researchers and watching them scramble to get them off. So i may or may not have shown my true form to them and crushed the direct observers, the cameras were broken before the cowards hiding away even got a glimpse, they can't terminate me even if the solver would allow it due to me containing two very dangerous anomalies, cyn and that infernal sweary lizard, as well as being needed to keep N happy, which due to his classification of integrated, meaning that he is supposed to be in a stress-free environment, so i just try my hardest to piss off the foundation so maybe my friends, my mum, and me can be free of their annoying bands and tests.
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uziverse-ask-blog · 2 months ago
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rules
specify who you're asking, here's the AUs you can ask: perfect host, starfleet, borg, scp, five nights at uzi's (specify variant and if its one based on time, specify the time plz), uzabeauty, manor, scientist, mad scientist, magical girl, cult of the lamb, mafia, and legend of v
be nice!
platonic interactions only
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