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ARTFIGHT IS HERE!!!

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I got some money on my birthday and I wanna make keychains of the toon patrol for my Ita bag. Since I also imma order buttons and pins. I know I’m gonna make designs and post them to see which ones I should make. I know I wanna make around 3 different designs..idk if what yet so if anyone has suggestions I’ll gladly use them

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@basiabd @los-angeles-toon-patrol @shy-nightmare @trashogram @alexissoosigma52288 @sammyanimates @soap-eater125 @marinerainbow @lastofautumn @amberfox232

Guess what today is guys! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!🎉 🎉🎂🎂🎂 Another year of my life has passed and I’m so glab about the people I’ve meant along the way and have supported me! I drew myself some birthday art!

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Is Greasey the only weasel interested in romance? Or is he just the most outspoken?

Yes, greasy does seem like the one most interested in romantic relationships. He is very outspoken definitely as well. So both in a way to where we probably will never see in a relationship any time soon.

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Why do you think Smarty likes pink enough to make it his whole thing?

Well I believe it’s because it makes him look nice. The pink suit does make him stand out and shows a bit of the 80’s look, since pink was a normal color for men to wear on suits in the 80’s along with shoulder pads. So I believe it’s because it shows how much he takes a pride in his looks and keeps himself looking formal.

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Hi weaselnerd👋 so I have a question about Junia. How long has she worked at the ‘Weasel Den’ bar?

YES FIRST QUESTION, alright so Junia has worked at the weasels den bar for around 8 years. She claims to have seen everything that goes down in the place like from the normal drunks to fist fights. She knows how to navigate through the place since she also lives there in a small apartment-like room in the bars second floor.

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This is my first story post! This is the start of a new series these stories are focused on the toon patrol on adventures and solving cases big or small. I would like to thank @shy-nightmare whose stories inspired me to make my own!

Tags: @los-angeles-toon-patrol @loveforskekshod @alexissoosigma52288 @sammyanimates @soap-eater125 @shy-nightmare @basiabd @trashogram @taylorsamonstereffer @marinerainbow @lastofautumn @amberfox232

CASE 1# STALKER UNDER THE HOUSE

Over the weeks Smarty has been having a problem, it started small with the feeling of being watched or followed. He has had to pull out his gun more and more and fire at an imaginary person behind him. The worst part of this are the nights where he is always hears something under the house it annoys the hell out of him. This night was like any other one, he was sitting on the couch watching whatever was on at the time it was only him and greasy in the living room but greasy was to busy reading some “special” magazine and then smarty hears a “hump” from the floor boards.

Smarty: “There is goes again..”

Greasy: “What?”

Smarty: The damn sound from under the house!”

Greasy: “It’s probably just a rat, boss.”

Smarty: “Rat or not it’s pissing me off!”

Hump

Greasy: “Well guess that rat likes pissing you off.”

He chuckles to him self before smarty throws a pillow at him

Later that night smarty was asleep and the house was quiet till he heard the hump sound again. He tried to ignore it but it just got louder and louder. Smarty gets up after finally having enough of sound, He puts on some slippers and goes to wake up psycho as he knew psycho could go under the house and fish out whatever is down there.

Smarty: “Psycho? Cmon stop hiding i need you for something.”

Psycho: “yes?” Psycho comes out from his hiding spot under his mattress

Smarty: “We are going outside and you’ll go under the house i need you to check if something is under there.”

psycho nods and follows smarty outside in the backyard and smarty looks around for an opening for psycho to go through to go under the house. Smarty then finds a huge hole under the house perfect for psycho to go under in..almost to perfect.

Smarty: ‘the hell..? What’s kind of rat makes a hole this big?”

Psycho: “Ohhh what if not a rat at all..it would be a whole person under there!” he chuckles to himself liking the idea for someone under the house dead or alive he wouldn’t mind.

Smarty: “Just go under there psycho..get whatever is down there OUT!”

Psycho chuckles as he quickly crawls under there to fish out what’s under there. It’s quiet for a while and smarty wonders if psycho is just messing with him or if there’s really nothing under there. However soon he hears shuffling under the house and hears psycho and the sound of someone else fighting like cats.

Smarty: “PSYCHO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN THERE!?”

Smarty shines a light down there and tries to see what’s going on down there. He didn’t see anything till someone dashed out from the hole pushing smarty out of the way and psycho close behind them giving chase.

Smarty: :What the-!?”

Smarty gets up and follows psycho as they follow whatever was running away. There followed whoever or whatever it was to the woods outside the neighborhood psycho not stopping the chase determined to catch them like a wild animal.

Soon psycho pouches on them bringing the person to the ground and roughly holding them down before wrapping a rope around the person.

???: “Get off me!”

Psycho: “no no no! I caught you and you’re gonna stay down!” He laughs loudly before smarty hits him on the head to make him stop laughing.

Smarty: “Stop laughing! Now..get off them and let’s see who’s been under my damn house.”

psycho gets up and Smarty flashes the light at the persons face. What he sees is the same face he always ends up seeing at one point or another. Rollerblade a weasel who smarty always has to end up arresting for one reason or another. It could be from the usual like rollerblade blowing up another building with rockets or even just fighting smarty for no real reason.

Smarty: “Rollerblade..this again.”

Rollerblade: “HAHAHA! YES IT IS I ROLLERBLADE YOUR GREATEST ENEMY!”

Psycho looked at smarty confused and smarty just looked annoyed.

Psycho: “Really this guy’s your greatest enemy?”

Smarty: “No he is just a nut job who thinks that! Jesus..I take one guy’s eye and now he thinks he is my biggest enemy..this guy is more of a headache than stupid.”

Smarty looks around the in the trees looking for someone.

Smarty: “Alright Rollerblade I know you don’t work alone. Where’s that woozle.”

Like it was a command a tree sprouts eyes and psycho gets tackles in a flash. psycho and what is revealed to be the woozle named jokes have a brawl on the forest floor and before smarty could jump in to hold the woozle down Rollerblade had gotten out of his restraints and immediately punched smarty in the back of the head. Smarty immediately turned back and punched rollerblade in the chest making him fall over. A fight between them pursued and ended quickly as smarty had a bit more strength than rollerblade.

Psycho and jokes were still brawling until Psycho was able to wrap an arm around jokes neck and was able to tightly squeak till he heard some stitches start to pop making jokes more fragile and weaker.

Smarty: “Alright. Don’t kill them now let’s just put them in the car and send them back to prison where they belong!”

They made the walk back to the house rollerblade and jokes tied down and dragged on the floor despite Rollerblades complaining about his hair. They put them in the back of the truck and drive down to the toon prison. Once they arrive they get rollerblade back in his cell and throw jokes into a patted room.

Smarty: “Well..Now I know who was making those noises under the house..that’s one solved case.”

Psycho: “I wonder if you’ll find out who’s been inside the walls!” He chuckles to himself

Smarty: “We all know it’s been you, you’re the only one who would make a hole in the wall to do that.

Psycho just gives a wide smile before him and smarty leave the prison leaving rollerblade and jokes back where they belong.

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Alright, summers here and I have free time..I would like to start a Q&A it can be about anything from my characters, lore, my Au, and even about myself if your curious. Just ask any question in my inbox

A list of characters in case no one wishes to scroll down just to find one

Pepper, Rollerblade, Jokes, Valentine, June, Junia, Blackjack, Sir Royce, Mackenize, (the digital weasels you can call by color) red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, Matt, Mac, Katherine, Abraham, Bandit, and Santiago

I also plan to probably write stories about my au with the toon patrol. So I hope everyone’s interested in that as I wanna write more and get better in that. There will be art on my au and of course just the toon patrol.

Tags: @basiabd @shy-nightmare @trashogram @los-angeles-toon-patrol @alexissoosigma52288 @sammyanimates @soap-eater125 @marinerainbow @lastofautumn @amberfox232 @slashingdisneypasta

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Since art fight is coming soon I was busy drawing references and I got my first one done, and of course it’s everyone’s favorite little weasel

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The list of characters who are making it to art fight are: Pepper (of course), Sir Royce, Rollerblade, and lastly Jokes!

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After a ton of practice and deleted drawings I finally drew the toon patrol as humans in my style!

@trashogram @basiabd @shy-nightmare thought you guys might wanna see this mostly

Also thank you @alexissoosigma52288 for helping me choose the final smarty design

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I’m so so so tired and I just wanna snuggle a crooked toon weasel 😩

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Happy Easter! 🐇

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Pat pat pat!

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My oc’s voice claims!

Which ones your favorite?

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Small little gifs I made, since I gotta learn how to animate slowly if I wish to get my dream job..I HATE HOW JOKES LOOKS

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PEPPER’S SO CUTE

Awww that’s so sweet of you to say!

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I would gladly sell my kidney for this..LOOK AT IT IS A TSUM TSUM OF A WEASEL!