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HEY, IN CASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING (OR EVEN REMEMBERS ME) I’M STILL ALIVE! FUNNY STORY:

MY LAPTOP KICKED THE BUCKET

LOST ALL MY ICONS/PSDS WITH IT

I GOT A NEW LAPTOP

COULDN’T REMEMBER MY EMAIL/PASSWORD COMBO

TRIED TO RESET IT

TURNS OUT MY EMAIL ACCOUNT WAS SUSPENDED

FINALLY GOT IT CLEARED AGAIN

RESET MY BLOG PASSWORD

AND HERE I AM. I PROBABLY WONT BE BACK SUPER SOON BECAUSE I HAVE TO REMAKE EVERYTHING AND I HAVE TO BE IN THE RIGHT MOOD FOR THAT KIND OF OVERHAUL.

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lottamiles:

   ‘ that’d make brian r e a l upset . promised that kid i would promote his  c h i c k e n  who dresses up as elvis on saturday night in this local bar off of ‘44 . fifteen bucks is totally worth it to see this thing shake his tail feather to jailhouse rock  ’

               ❝ is... is brian the pig? --- who ARE you and, follow-up question, what is your life? ❞

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superheroes can’t exist in the real world for a reason, it’s because the real world, needs real heroes and not some punk in a wetsuit playing dress-up but a genuine badass… who can really kick ass.

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TAGGED BY :    @talentforlying​ I TAG :    @triggeritch​, @implicitmemory​, @fourdefended​, @agentvencm​ and whoever else wants to do it, my man RULES : answer the questions in a new post and tag some blogs you wanna get to know better

A  -  AGE :   21 B  -  BIRTHPLACE :   tacoma, wa C  -  CURRENT  TIME :   3:22am D  -  DRINK  YOU  HAD  LAST :   cuppa coffee E  -  EASIEST  PERSON  TO  TALK  TO :   my best friend summer ( @madehiswar​ ) F  -  FAVORITE  SONG :   it’s a tie between i believe in a thing called love by the darkness and galway girl by ed sheeran G  -  GROSSEST  MEMORY :   in jr high a kid dared me to eat an oreo that fell into ranch on the cafeteria floor. i did bc i’m disgusting. H  -  HORROR  YES  OR  HORROR  NO :   HORROR YES, this blog is the first i’ve had in a long while that isn’t in the horror community J  -  JEALOUS  OF  PEOPLE :   yes, i’m extremely weak especially in the self esteem department K  -  KILLED  SOMEONE :   not that i know of L  -  LOVE  AT  FIRST  SIGHT  OR  SHOULD  I   WALK  BACK  BY  AGAIN ? :   just exists in my direction tbh M  -  MIDDLE  NAME:   IT STARTS WITH AN “O” AND I WILL MAKE A PROMO FOR ANYONE WHO CAN GUESS IT (you wont) N  -  NUMBER  OF  SIBLINGS :   5 god-siblings but no blood relation O  -  ONE  WISH :   for a secure job that i enjoy P  -  PERSON  YOU  CALLED  LAST :  my mom Q  -  QUESTION  YOU’RE  ALWAYS  ASKED : “what have you eaten today?” R  -  REASON  TO  SMILE :   cinnabon coffee creamer exists and i get to use it every day S  -  SONG  YOU  SANG  LAST :   all time low by jon bellion T  -  TOP  3  FICTIONAL  CHARACTERS :   pepper potts (marvel), benny gecko (fallout: new vegas), scout (tf2) U  -  UNDERWEAR  COLOR :   pokemon V  -  VACATION :   disneyland but with 1/3 the crowds W  -  WHEN’S  YOUR  BIRTHDAY :   march 14th A.K.A PI DAY, BABY X  -  XRAYS :   hands and ribs Y  -  YOUR  FAVORITE  FOOD :   coffee Z  -  ZODIAC  SIGN :  pisces

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me, walking around banging pans together: IF WEAS FOUND OUT IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT PET.ER PARK.ER WAS SPID.ER-M.AN HE WOULD’VE BECOME A TEENAGER SUPER VILLAIN JUST FOR A CHANCE TO PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE

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madehiswar:

frank’s scowl deepens, mouth settling into a grim press. the kid needs to work more and talk less ( — distantly, an intrusive thought of a boy too lanky, too smart, with too much goodness in his heart unfolds. frank uproots it before it has a chance to grow. )

               ❛ just get me to the top floor. ❜ leaning back until his shoulder is resting against the wall, frank tips his head to peer around the corner. the hallway is empty. it’s been empty for the last ten minutes and for all the talk he’s heard about this place being locked down ‘tighter than a tick’s ass’ ( soap has a way with words ), the lack of patrol is… curious. the grip on his shotgun tightens accordingly.

❛ while you’re at it, do a sweep. see if we’ve managed to trigger any silent alarms. ❜

               ❝ you’re paying me to get you on the top floor, i’ll get you on the top floor, ❞ he pauses. ❝ you ARE paying me, right? ❞ not many promises can lure weasel and his work from his main base of operations ( and its safety ). there has to be money at the end of the tunnel. or, in EXTREMELY rare cases, sex. a glance is cast over at frank and he prays for cash.

code scrolls up half his screen. windows of security feed flash across the other. everything is going smoothly... too smoothly. even a tech god like himself has to put in some sort effort. he clicks. nothing changes. a finger taps repeatedly with no change. a security windows expands. it quickly becomes clear he’s watching... them. there’s frank on guard just over his shoulder and a look of ‘OH SHIT’ on his own face. all fed from his own webcam. ❝ hey, huston? we have a fucking problem. ❞

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❝ Stabbing people has a certain kind of charm to it. ❞

meme  ( accepting )

               ❝ yeah, well your fondness for it certainly explains the SCRAPBOOKS --- by the way, a lot of the pages are stuck together. and even though i think i know why, i’m gonna pretend that... no, i dont. ❞

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                                                  Cable and Deadpool issue #28

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lottamiles:

   ‘ i once saw a cigar smoking pig ride a unicycle in the back of a missouri truck stop n’ you don’t see me yappin’ about it  ’

@weaser LIKED !

               ❝ it’s not my place to tell you how to live your life, but you SHOULD. exclusively. if i had any money i would pay you to work that pig into any and every conversation. ❞

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brorp:

FANFIC LINES SENTENCE STARTERS (#01)

❝ He’s a man. He’s tough. This is bullshit. ❞

❝ Where do you even get a thing like that? Are there like… Stores? ❞

❝ That dick’s not a joke. ❞

❝ It’s been weeks after the refrigerator incident! ❞

❝ Stabbing people has a certain kind of charm to it. ❞

❝ Wanna pull my trigger again? ❞

❝ It’s just a dick. He doesn’t care. ❞

❝ Heya pal, got any dildos? ❞

❝ I was trying to not be ‘a massive mad cunt’. ❞

❝ There’s a brand new box of crayons, the kind with 64 different colors and a razor blade built in as a prize. ❞

❝ No emojis for us, I guess. ❞

❝ Like the time at the barbecue when everyone was screaming. ❞

❝ I need water or I’ll get dehydrated and die. Is that what you want? Do you want me to die, you sick fuck? ❞

❝ Fucking narc. ❞

❝ Have you considered that maybe your ass is on my hand? ❞

❝ Can we get on with this please? If I’m not allowed to quit I’d really like to get this over with. ❞

❝ Have you seen that new ghost hunting TV show yet, ‘Outback Ghost Hunters Extravaganza’? ❞

❝ You literally have emojis right on your phone, you don’t have to write shit out like that. ❞

❝ NOW I’LL NEVER KNOW HOW TO USE EMOJIS! ❞

❝ I am [name]. I am a tortured and sensitive soul. ❞

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I’M NOT GONE, JUST LOST MY MOTIVATION SO ACTIVITY IS SUPER LOW LATELY. SORRY GUYS.

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Weasel: Just be yourself. Say something nice to him.

Wade: Which one? I can't do both.

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Blue Technology Aesthetic

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implicitmemory:

     “ I DON’T REALLY want to tell you how to do the whole ‘pathetic nerd’ thing, but shouldn’t you be pants-shittingly scared right now? I’ll also take a blue hawaiian when you’re done with said poo-pooing. “

               ❝ when you’ve been a PATHETIC NERD as long as i have, you learn to shit yourself on the inside. it’s the closest us sniveling geeks can get to the unimpressed, cool-guy persona. now, would you like a tampon or pad to go with that drink? ❞

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                ❝ i used to think that captain america should be president until i realized that a country running on UNJUSTIFIABLE patriotism that can only respond to conflict with aggression is what we currently have. ❞

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@implicitmemory  ( starter call )

               ❝ if you’re a skeleton, how are you ripped? --- did you watch a body builder once and think ‘MUSCLE BE DAMNED’?❞