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it seems like the key theme of fungus is that they eat everything including things otherwise impossible to eat, they get everywhere with their tiny spores, and they grow and be happy wherever it is wet by eating the surroundings. So if get inside your body (wet) they eat you. so your two main options for being a multicellular organism are developing an immune system (most animals) or hiring other fungus to beat the shit out of the fungus that gets inside your body (most plants)

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"We're living through the ongoing fascist collapse of the United States but I still gotta clean the kitchen and go to work tomorrow" sure is the mood right now, huh.

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when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

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you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell

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If you want to calm down while doing a good thing, The Monterey Bay Aquarium is doing fundraising on their "Jellyfish Cam" "Otter Cam" and "Harbor Seal Cam" today. It's on Youtube. You can watch or leave it on in the background. I find the jellyfish the most calming and they mesmerize the old man cat.

The Seattle Aquarium also does livestream fundraisers like this, if you live near Seattle and want to support them as well.

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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NEVER GIVE UP

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but there is always a way to turn your fav character into a more disgusting immoral predatory version of themselves <3 never give up

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Twilight time, David Altrath

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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

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2 skeleton saints. I’m so fucking over the moon with how these came out. They’re 5”x7” and they hang on your wall.

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i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

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adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this