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do i need to bring my umbrella with me tomorrow or am i good

WEATHER UPDATE: be prepared

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WEATHER UPDATE: pretty hot unfortunately!

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How hot is it in Rankine?

In Ohio, Ohio, USA, it is 528.67 °Ra

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WEATHER UPDATE: a low of 42°F, 5.6°Cand a high of 120°F, 48.9°C

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WEATHER UPDATE: rain :(

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WEATHER UPDATE: many

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WEATHER UPDATE: ducks

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WEATHER UPDATE: REVERSE RAINING FROGS TUESDAY??

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WEATHER UPDATE: pretty hot unfortunately!

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WEATHER UPDATE: oh that's actually quite complicated actually

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WEATHER UPDATE: what is weather, anyway? like how does it work?

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....;;;

If I had a nickel for every time somebody hit the anon limit while talking to me as an anon, I would have two nickels, which is *drops script accidentally* um only, uh, ten cents but it uh... is still odd that I have that many?

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WEATHER UPDATE: it is!

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WEATHER UPDATE: its kind of hot but also not really

If I had a nickel for every time somebody hit the anon limit while talking to me as an anon, I would have two nickels, which is *drops script accidentally* um only, uh, ten cents but it uh... is still odd that I have that many?

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WEATHER UPDATE: THERE IS CURRENTLY SNOW IN CANADA!

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WEATHER UPDATE: its sad outside

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WEATHER UPDATE: shady!

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