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i stop liking ppl becuse i realize i am too ugly for love 

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i hate myself so much lmao first day of 2017 and im already a shit person fucking fantastic

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since we’re all sharing our favorite vines, I figured I’d throw in my favs too

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this pup apparently escaped from a car in the parking lot, so someone brought him to guest services and we got to keep an eye on him while we tried to find the owners. his name was jax!! we found his mom eventually. i miss him already

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how actually tragic is it when ur too gross for anyone to have a crush on ever??????? n ur like?? wtf im not like looking for a husband or some shit just give me one person who thinks im ok

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i love it when i spend the whole day at work and then come home to relax but i let my stupid temper make me a dick and then spend the whole evening crying because idk how to express my feelings and apologise

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bye peter

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i stop liking ppl becuse i realize i am too ugly for love 

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He is so talented! I love him!

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*The movie Clueless ends*

*credits roll*

Me: ……okay but that was literally her brother…..

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what's cool n chill n hip is when you can't stop comparing yourself to other people all the time and somehow turn other people's successes into your own failings!!!!! COOL

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(Ojôsan kanpai (Here’s to the Lady), 1949, Keisuke Kinoshita)

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A guy who finds a way to see your anger as hot ultimately sees all of your visible emotions as performance rather than manifestations and he will elicit the performances that most entertain him.

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My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair

If you think I’m kidding you need to read the original books