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i am jumping through hoops rn trying to make the petal nickname work bc i want it to work SO BAD,, so bear with me

but maybe petal likes to sit outside to study under a tree that’s near where peter goes to hockey practice so he always sees her when he’s leaving,, and it’s fall so there’s flower petals on her stuff/in her hair

maybe to break the ice (hockey pun intended) he ends up brushing one out of her hair before they know each other like that and her stomach flutters a little??

idk their lore but i want the nickname to work 😭

wait i got my lores mixed up bc i was chronically offline for a minute bc of finals😔💔 remove the hockey stuff from my last ask and the general concept still works for nerdy peter

ITS OKAY BESTIE- I UNDERSTAND WHAT U MEAN.

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First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY J!!! 🥳🎂💛 I hope it’s super ultra pro max HD infinity slay - you deserve it!!!

Second, I’d like to provide my unsolicited thoughts regarding hockey!Peter’s love interest’s nickname:

1. I don’t *love* petal. It’s not the worst but it’s not my favorite. But the name barely matters to me - I’d still read it even if the reader’s nickname was Whorebag.

2. I LOVE ANGEL!!! That has been my favorite that I’ve seen being discussed thus far.

3. If I may make things more difficult for you (if you even like them lol), I throw “Peach”/“Peaches” as well as (again) “Princess” into the ring.

I’m sure that whatever name you pick will be perfect - you’ve never led us astray. For the record, I don’t count the emotional damage that your writing has caused us all (*cough* frat!Peter *cough* *cough*) as leading us astray because we all either asked for it or literally signed up for it.

-🛍️

THANK YOU BABY!!!!

petal is nerdy!peter readers nickname (or an idea) but tbh i think angel might fit him a little better…

ps. you all deserve angst. u sad evil bitches.

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLmQ2cc3/

My sister sent me this :(

CRIME. ITS MY BIRTHDAY. NO SAD.

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https://x.com/enerianna/status/1782916648460001585?s=46&t=yan3RKP52PdU6nei129CeA

I’m. Bro.

this is a crime. you’re not allowed to send me anything sad on my bday :(

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NEW PETER CONCEPT

fake dating 🫣🫣🫣

uh huh, uh huh. which peter? dare i say this is nerdy!peter core?

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https://x.com/lezbianlor/status/1783022467155705869

u writing frat peter xo

(& us sending u asks ab it)

hitachi right to the keyboard.

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe9fqmVk/

trouble (kidding) HSJDJD

trouble and ethan 😁🤭🤭

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HELLO BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!!!

⛸️

HI HONEY!!!!

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ITS UR BIRTHDAY?? ITS MY BIRTHDAY!! WE’RE BIRTHDAY BESTIES 🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE!!!!!!!!!

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j u are collecting these badges like INFINITY STONES DJDJDJ

I LOVE THEM ALL!!

SAME. they feel so special bc they were all gifted 🥺🥺🥺 (expect the boop badge. but im a cat lover so obv.)

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OMG HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY!! 🥳🎂🎉🩷 thank you for being born!! i hope you know how much your existence mean to us, ur a good soul🫶🏼 thank you for your creativity and thank you for sharing it with us on here along with your existence we love you so much 🫂⭐️ i hope you'll have the bestest day today!! enjoy<33

-🧚🏼‍♀️

THANK YOU BABY!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 YOU ARE SO SWEET!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ✨💗

if it’s still your birthday lol,, and if it’s not happy belated birthday 🩷

it’s still my birthday for 2 more hours!!!!

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Happy Happy birtday!! Hope your dreams are filled w Peter P!

thank you thank you!!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JJJJ I LOVE YOU SO MUCHH YOURE SO AMAZING AND SO TALENTED AND SO KIND LOVR YOU

THANK YOU SO MIXH I LOVE YOU AND YOURE AMAZING

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I’ll always thank the stars for stumbling upon your account.

Happy Birthday My Love❤️

-🙋🏻‍♀️

:D thank you so much!

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you and my boyfriend are the love of my life

secretly you are our third <3 in the most loving and respectful way💗

🌿

NOT ME BEING A UNICORN 😭😭😭😭

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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY???? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I WISH YOU THE BEST AND LOVE YOU SO MUCH MANY MANY KISSESS💖💖💖 HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!!!

cakes and candles my bratha☝🏽🔥 (tell me you know that meme)

YES!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!