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The Onion continues to never miss
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk
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can anyone explain to me who colonel fitzwilliam (darcy’s cousin) IS, emotionally
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Keira Knightley: [Matthew MacFadyen] is just such a nice man. I think that helps [when someone is your love interest]. I think that helps when you meet somebody [who will potentially be your cast mate] and you think, "Well, you're just lovely." And is also such an amazing actor. So, what fun. Rosamund Pike: And when he can completely mask the niceness and put it under the arrogance and standoffish-ness that Darcy appears to have. And then [you] melt. Oh, so good. Pride & Prejudice (2005) Dir. Joe Wright Matthew Macfadyen for CBS Mornings (2024) Keira Knightley and Rosamund Pike for Vanity Fair (2025)
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i think that in this day and age it is important to recognize and acknowledge the fact that not all parents of queer teenagers suck. i cite as a source my mother, whom i have been out to since i was 12, who just texted me this meme

i am blessed to have her
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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city
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I’ve been working through some feelings lately.
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Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜
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Romance novels: This story ends in marriage.
Arranged marriage trope: what if….the story STARTS with marriage?
Me:
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ONE PIECE (LIVE ACTION) Season 2 Special Announcement
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