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Words of advice.

Always, always bring bug spray on holiday. My body feels like a war zone.

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Drake has a new song called "5AM in Toronto"

I haven't heard it yet, but unless it's about sleep or McDonald's breakfast, I'm gonna say it's pretty false. Nothing is open.

Also the video is of some sort of indoor black-light beach volleyball game. Yup, that sounds right.

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Fashion Photos of Animals Dressed as People - Yago Partal

Clearly, raccoons are the Scott Schumans of the Woodlands.

via: http://www.swiss-miss.com

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Jose Calderon April Fools Himself

It is so hard not to love this man. Too adorable.

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Aaron Eckhart. I like you. Please choose better projects. That is all.

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They are the worst. THE WORST.

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I suspect vegetarianism… I want to vomit with terror

Anthony Bourdain

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Teaching is an art.

It needs to stop being some people's fall back plan. Not everyone can do it and it's really frustrating when everyone thinks that they can. You may have been very successful in your previous career but those skills haven't really translated here... Lecturing for 15 minutes for the entire course doesn't count. It also doesn't help when you only talk to one student the entire time.

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Mickael Pietrus of the Raptors Photobomb Dance

Toronto just breeds weirdos. First Chris Bosh, now Mickael Pietrus. Love it.

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Watching the Layover episode of Toronto may have been a mistake last night because it got me a little homesick. Don't get me wrong, Paris is amazing. I mean it's Paris! But at the same time, I miss being in my city*. Anyway, after missing good ol' Hog Town, I decided to skype my family and dogs and realized that my Dad recently spent the night in Kensington Market. He apparently had a fun little chat with the owner of Thirsty and Miserable about the bar and neighbourhood... Hold on, when did my Dad become so much cooler than me?

*Full disclosure: I'm from Mississauga (a suburb of Toronto) but I spend enough time in Toronto to fully appreciate all that it has to offer. Also, I can shit on the hell hole that can be Mississauga, but if you do, prepare for a verbal lashing. Two words: Hazel McCallion.

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Delfonics Store in Paris

Basically died and came back to life here. It was amazing and not overly expensive like other stationery stores. Washi tape was the cheapest I've ever seen and the selection of notebooks, pouches, pencil cases were heavenly. I have a feeling I will be back very very soon.

Carrousel du Louvre 99, rue de Rivoli 75001 Paris

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Kanye West - Last Call (Live)

Ok I'm going to apologize ahead of time for the Kanye related posts coming but I'm too excited for his show. If he performs this (I doubt it) but I will die. Also, this show looks like it was amazing. So intimate. Not something you get these days at a Kanye show.

Edit: Just realized that the entire show has been posted to YouTube. Bored at work? Here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCEgA1pkZw

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Stop using ellipses in conversation

It's the worst.

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I try not to make snap judgements but its hard when your prof is wearing a three piece suit with a bright orange double windsor knotted tie.

Also this just happened so I don't know how to feel about it but the prof just gave a bunch of other students a handout but when he gave it to me he used both hands and bowed a little. This week is going to be an interesting one...

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Read two pretty interesting articles about Kanye West today courtesy of LA Weekly and Village Voice, respectively.

Sorry, But Kanye is the GOAT

The Kanye You Once Loved Is Dead and Gone

P.S. It was quite difficult to get a picture of Kanye smiling. Bonus points because he's also wearing a bright polo and is sitting next to his backpack.

P.P.S. 5 days til the Kanye concert! (Sorry, had to brag)

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Wired Reviews Yonanas

And it's amazing. Turns all your fruit into a creamy frozen substance. I may need to look into this come summer time...

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House of Cards

I may or may not have stayed up til 4 in the morning to continue my marathon. My advice? Call in sick from work and knock it out in one day. Trust me, it will be worth it.

P.S. You'll want some ribs after