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he outgothed us all, decades before most of us were even born. when will your fave
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People make fun of dad profile pictures but like imagine the freedom. Imagine just snapping a picture and being like welp it sure is me and just posting it. Like who should be laughing?? you鈥檙e taking 15 pictures with different poses so many filters and still can鈥檛 like your face enough to post it on a site where people actually know what you look like in real life
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i just spoke with thomas jefferson and he says he wears an among us binder now
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it鈥檚 december 1 where鈥檚 the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
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my buddy who is also my doctor say the most effective treatment for depressive disorders is 12 beers and order as many blu rays as you can from the criterion website wothout getting your card declined
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Divorced my gnome wife... she got all my red hats, pipes and blue shirts... im fucking ruined. ..
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bro this weed is making me so sleepy they must have laced it with a glass of warm milk
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that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn't she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael... pet photos of all time
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