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[weedstoner]

I should have sucked her dick ugh *is mentally kicking myself*

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watching a PBS doc about eugenics in the late 19th/early 20th century and it's kinda crazy how like every 20 years or so society just rediscovers eugenics. or maybe it never really went away. like it's kind of shocking how some of these ideas are still alive and well after over 100 years of scientific and sociological advancement

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I feel like I'm going insane I think this girl just sucks at texting bc whenever we are in person we have great chemistry and get along rly well but then she leaves me on read for days -_- fuck my stupid BPD brain

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how do I not go full borderline all I wanna do is text this girl but I've already texted her and she hasn't replied and I don't want to be annoying.....I am also now like freaking out thinking maybe she didn't have a good time maybe she was just lying maybe she doesn't wanna see me again......I hate being crazy lol

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I'm so online at this point I can almost always tell the difference between someone who is just a shitty person and believes a bunch of racist/antisemitic conspiracy theories and someone who is clearly just psychotic or schizophrenic and has unlimited access to youtube shorts. they all kinda tend to say the same stuff, a lot of it is religious or paranoid, and it's egged on by the shit they watch online/the algorithms that keep serving it up to them on a silver platter

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you shouldnt need to be transgender to get hormones and you shouldnt need to have adhd to get adderall. my two facts

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tonight we let the pingus talk don't remember all the things we said but we said em all

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Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.

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gen v is so heavyhanded with the metaphors but despite that I can't help but love it. it has charm and chutzpah. what other show would have a lady who has the power to get real tiny and jump on some guys dick. what other show has a genderbending superhero that is a clear metaphor for being trans but they're also like hot as fuck and have a lot of sex. what other show has a main character who discovered her bloodbending powers because when she got her first period she accidentally used her period blood to slice thru her parents. it's great

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ive been watching the fallout show and it's pretty good but I find it so funny that everything is a wasteland but you can somehow still see stan's donuts and the LAX control tower. there's no more sidewalks left anywhere but somehow the walk of fame is still visible. like we get it we are in LA!!!

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I'm still on fucking cloud 9 I'm trying so hard not to like doubletext her or appear too obsessed or anything but like god fucking dammit I'm down bad

oh my god......fuck I like her so much. we cuddled and watched dunmeshi and then paused it to make out and suck each others titties and dry hump and she has a big dick and she's so pretty and funny and sweet and she kept giving my shoulder little squeezes when her arm was around me and I think I'm going to fucking dieeeee

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(saying goodbye to a friend) love you dude. same time next week ok? may chaos take the world

(talking to supervisor) got it. and you want it by end of day? ok, no problem. i'll let you know if I have any doubts. may chaos take the world

(posting on tumblr) i've started saying "may chaos take the world" at the end of every conversation.

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メシくれよなのです

Give me dinner💢

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also my cat fucking loved her she was climbing all over her meowing and purring and rolling around thats gotta be a good sign right

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oh my god......fuck I like her so much. we cuddled and watched dunmeshi and then paused it to make out and suck each others titties and dry hump and she has a big dick and she's so pretty and funny and sweet and she kept giving my shoulder little squeezes when her arm was around me and I think I'm going to fucking dieeeee