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me when my sister gets me in truble for the 13th time today even tho she is always making a mess and throwing stuff and cursing but thats considered cute
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useful yo mama jokes /yo mama so fat when she fell i didint laugh but the concrete cracked up/yo mama so fat aldine thoth she was a hole new world /yo mama so ugly hello kiddy said good buy/yo mama chest so hairy her tatas look like coconuts/yo mama so fat when she walked buy the tv i missed 3 episodse/ yo mama so supid she put lipstick on her forhead to make up her mind /yo mam a so fat i took a pituter of her last year and it's still printing /yo mama so stupid she triped over wirrless internet/yo mama so ugly when bob the bilder looked at her he said even i can't fix that/yo mama so supid she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps/yo mama so broke she opened her gmail acount just to eat the spam /yo mama so broke she was walking down the street with one shoe on and a person walked up to and said did you lose a shoe and she said no i found one/yo mama so broke she can't even pay attion/yo mama so broke the ducks thru bread at her/yo mama so fat she broke the stiar way to heaven/yo mama so broke she waves around a popsicle and calles it air condioning/ok im done now this is all a harmlless joke ok i dont mean any of it and only use these if you need to ok /Next im going to be doing good come backs
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