#older sibling problems

[347-emeraldbitch]

Percy: I’ve snuck into the ministry before.

Hermione, Ron, & Harry: What???!!!?!

Percy: I had to get my last check. I wasn’t going to let the them keep my money!!! I earned it!!! I cried in the supply closet for that check!!!

[breadmate500]

Cuphead: it’s not fair!

Mugman:

Cuphead: you get to do everything before me!

Mugman: what?

Cuphead: I’m the older sibling!I saw my first movie when I was ten, you saw it when you were eight! I started music lessons at six you started them at four!

Mugman: Doesn’t really sound like my problem.

Cuphead: No, but other older siblings would get it.

Mugman:

Cuphead: UGH.

[bugwolfsstuff]

No I am definitely not acting more angry when it comes to my little sister and that little waste of space bullying her because I remember being slammed into a wall by my bully and being told to (in simple words) suck it up by the adults

Even though they are doing something for her by actually talking to his parents

[atrophicgardenia]

i used to be so much taller than my baby brother and he has the nerve to be 6’2”. isn’t that how tall jason is? just about?

Older sibling Canon event

[weepingcreatormiracle]

me when my sister gets me in truble for the 13th time today even tho she is always making a mess and throwing stuff and cursing but thats considered cute

[unofficialdeity]

younger sibling just got deck shoes ( hes 6)

apparently he can have 7 pairs of crocs but me, who hasn't had new shoes since January, can't get converse as a birthday present

[datlokibumtho]

As an older sibling who is shorter than their younger sibling...that one inch is actually a mile.

If my pride climbed up that one inch, then jumped back down, it would take days to land and die on impact.

I love how much people love to hype up the fact Genya is taller than Sanemi, but then also forget than Genya is taller than Sanemi by, like, an inch.

[morganbritton132]

Even more Steve Has Older Siblings AU add-ons:

1. Steve wanted to be a ninja so bad when he was little but Hawkins didn’t have any martial arts classes he could take. Jason offered to ‘teach’ him. This was just an excuse to throw him around a bit but they had to stop when he accidentally dislocated Steve’s elbow two weeks before basketball tryouts.

2. Anytime his dad decided to be a good father, he’d send Steve to his grandparents for the weekend that the other kids were at their house and then do activities with them. Steve didn’t mind this at the time because Grandpa Otis told him cool stories about the war, but when he got older he realized that it was a really fucked up thing to do.

3. Steve thinks that Richie is spearheading fixing their relationship because his own kids live in a different state now, but it’s actually because Will Byers went missing. He called the house six times in between Will going missing and being found, and no one picked up the phone once. It genuinely scared him, especially because he heard their dad bitch about Barb going missing at their house. Steve was mainly screening the calls but for one of them, he was fighting a monster.

4. Carol fucking hates Steve’s siblings so much. She used to cut tiny holes in their bedsheets with fingernail clippers when she’d come over on the weeks that they weren’t there. Later when she worked the summer at the movie theater, she’d spit in their drinks.

5. The first time Steve’s siblings meet Eddie Munson (sans Richie) is after the murder charges are dropped. It’s also in the middle of a forced family dinner. They’re all sitting there awkwardly and then heard the door fling open, and Eddie shout out as he moved through the house, “Harrrrrington, let’s go! I’ve got beer in the cooler and a lunchbox full of - bibles. Hi!” Steve’s out of his chair and dragging Eddie back out the house like, “Sorry, gotta go. To church. Bye mama, love you. Bye.” Eddie is crackling the entire time and Steve comes home the next morning smelling like weed and a good time, and is promptly handed a cup to go piss in. Jason takes the drug test for him. Fails it.

[347-emeraldbitch]

Percy: If I have to bail someone out of jail it will be the youngest.

Ron, Ginny, & Harry: Hooray!!

Fred & George: But-

Percy: Mother and Father can get you. All that brain power, ambition, charisma and YET you get caught and booked!?!? You probably deserve it.

Fred & George: Fair.

[crybaby-bkg]

getting into a nasty, heated argument with big brother sae (mainly, it’s one sided, with you yelling and pointing and him looking as disinterested as ever) and getting so frustrated that you just. try and swing on him? you know you won’t win a fight against him, but you’re so pissed about god knows what that you just throw a punch at your big brother.

you’re pinned before you can even blink. huffing and angry and ready to start spewing more hate his way, but you give pause. blink a few times. realize he’s looking down at you with such contempt and annoyance from where he pins you to the floor, but—but you feel something pressing against your thigh. hard and heavy and big.

“learn how to behave, or I’ll have to teach you.” he spits, looking down his nose at you. but you can’t breathe, unsure of why your big brother got hard overpowering you, and why you’re suddenly wet between the thighs. you can only nod.

[ineffectualdemon]

Creators: here are two siblings who have been pitted against eachother by their parents. Each had been given the "favour" of a parent but this attention isn't actually healthy or good and damages the person "favoured" as much as it successfully damaged the relationship of the siblings who love each other as best they can but don't know how to have a healthy relationship due to their upbringing. This leads to a lot of conflict and emotional angst in the narrative.

The Audience: right so the sibling who is less of a main character is irredeemably evil. Probably since birth. Got it.

[ganondoodle]

Kinda in regards to the Empress & BodyGuard 2-

Is Zaphira (sorry if I spelled her name wrong) an elf or do humans have pointed ears in your universe? If no elves, how do the pointed ears happen? Are there different length of ears and if so do they mean somethin?

Love your art & use of colours!

Thank you! and thank you for asking! (this sketch took me way too long .. and the colors still look washed out on my desktop screen but im not editing a third time ..)

Zaphira is human, there are no elves, as such, in this world, though humans tend to live longer than IRL and have differently shaped ears-

the shapes are rather diverse (example above) and culturally (so far) they have no significance, they are merely a trait just like different nose shapes or fantasy hair colors

the worldbuilding reason is that these are extremely diluted demonic influences- in the past demons were frequently in the human world, though largely in secret/disguised, and long time exposure to demonic presences can have varying effects, the most immediate and common being a longer life or wounds healing faster than normal; there might have been other long time effects but the only trait that stayed even after their disappearance is the ear shapes

(there was a mass extinction event of demons that wiped out all above a certain age, since demons generally dont die of natural causes their life neither depends nor revolves around reproduction so there were extremely few left and those were too young to keep most of their knowledge and culture alive, as they rarely wrote anything down; Shargon is of the current oldest generation and witnessed it happen, just like most now adult demons, Thor and Eadrya are both a bit older than him and thus the oldest living demons, which doesnt mean much considering the technically endless lifespans of them)

and to explain me including Shargon in a human appearance- hes the only demon that spends as much time in the human world as at home, largely to escape the others since they are not interested in going there and would otherwise attack him any chance they get (the human world is rather uncomfortable for demons to be in and they have better things to do than to chase him that far), while hes generally very weak compared to them, something he is very good at is shape shifting, mainly the speed of which, being able to shift between full demon and the smaller more humanoid form extremely quickly, or even mid forms that are a mix of both - even in motion! while for the others it takes them quite a bit and forces them to stop which is the main reason he keeps escaping them not able to keep up with his rapid shape shifting (though it does take its toll .. also a reason hes so skinny)

he is the first (only?) one that at some point will learn how to shift into a much more human looking one (depicted in the sketch) too, but its rather dangerous since it involves supressing and compressing his demon heart and system... which is what keeps demons alive (its somewhat like holding your breath for way too long) so the only time he would make use of it is in extreme situations, like avoiding detection by maschines that can pick up demonic energy or escaping shackles made of celestial silver (which drains their energy and can scar/hurt them permanently, like silver to vampires(?werewolfs?) in a way)

....the point is that if he shifts into a human form he has very long ears, meaning that is basically the extreme form that doesnt occur in humans and hints at the origins for those ear shapes being demonic exposure in the past

[kacievvbbbb]

Look I don’t know what to tell you. Michael is 19 and Lucifer, Gabriel and Raphael are middle aged. Yes he is their older brother, No it doesn’t make sense, Yes those still are the vibes. I don’t know what to tell you the vibes told me themselves…..

AU Michael us 40 tho

(Also Im a adams body didn’t physically age so he still looks 19 truther and a two body truther (sorry) and I like them being the same age)

[clumsypuppy]

whenever someone asks me for help or advice i want to beam all my lived experience and advice that helped me through it directly into their mind to try and spare them as much pain and stress as possible, but because i cant actually do that what ends up happening is i dump everything i know related to that topic hoping something helps them like

[lupinescribbler]

So this is from a blooper (so excuse the quality) but it's unreasonably funny to me how this one still makes it look like Mac is hiding behind Jack while he confronts Nikki, the complete opposite of what actually happened lol.

[money-and-dandellions]

The first mention of Dionysus is 1300BCE.

The first mention of Apollon is the 8th century BCE.

Does that mean that Dionysus is 500 years older than Apollon or am I wrong