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thanks google AI i'll keep that in mind!
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Has this been done before? 😅
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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol
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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image
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“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“
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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
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i think the way that people become weirdly sensitive about exposing feet once they attain knowledge of foot fetishists honestly reveals something interesting about their views on sex and sexualization
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simply unbelievable eggplant my mother grew
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Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!


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they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).
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The reason why old consoles today (Wii, Xbox 360, PS3) don’t feel “retro” is because the change between them and modern consoles is mathematically less noticeable.
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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation
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Human Pet Guy is actually just a natural extreme in the evolution of a fetish porn author b/c it's a very well know fact that if you write a lot of fetish porn, you will inevitably end up writing a story that is basically "Fetish World: the World where everyone does my Fetish" and that's all fun and games but if you're a huge nerd (likely) you'll probably end up asking yourself how Fetish World could even be possible when obviously it would be impossible in the current sociopolitical order so now you're walking through all the political and economic changes that would be possible to enable Fetish World and before you know it you've spent way more time on worldbuilding than you have on writing the actual porn. Cybersmith simply takes this one step further. He thought through all the steps needed to make Fetish World possible and then decided those steps made enough sense that he would go out of his way to advocate for the creation of Fetish World in real life which is, and I really cannot emphasize this enough, completely fucking insane. It's such a funny concept honestly like imagine if someone read a bunch of Omegaverse fanfic and then went on Shark Tank to pitch them on bioengineering men who can get ass pregnant
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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
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