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“Without a gun, I look like a teacher’s assistant.”

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The Ragpicker King by Cassie Clare is absolutely destroying me (in a good way). It's soo fucking good😫😫😫like the yearning?????? I'm going crazy over it

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Aelin x Rowan - Artist: @madschofield ❤️‍🔥

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AARON HOTCHNER - JACKET

CRIMINAL MINDS (2005 — PRESENT) | 10.11 "THE FOREVER PEOPLE"

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Just when I thought that my thoughts of you were gone. You show up in my dreams....

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"Is it normal to-" Doesn't matter. Do it weird if it isn't hurting anyone

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me if being obsessed with older men was illegal

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Pls I need (only if you want to ofc, I don't wanna impose) but I'd love a new rockstar!Peter. Maybe they have a date and after their date he feels giddy and inspired to write a song about her and then he talks about the song on a radio show, smth like: Oh yeah well I met someone and they inspired me.

Ty for this request, lovely! Hope this isn't too bad😅 warnings: Peter being a lovesick fool, mentions of drinks, (0.7k)

Peter is head over heels for you. He knows it, his aunt knows it, and his band mates know it, too. And I guess, the whole world will know it soon as well.

The band is being a host for the first time ever at a radio station. And the new song will be played there for the first time too.

Peter is feeling nervous. Not because he has to speak into a microphone in front of thousands of listeners, but because you will be listening. He texted you, making sure to tune in right when the band comes up. So you could say that he's feeling pretty nervous. It isn't everyday that he confesses his feelings through song on a radio station.

The host introduces the band, and asks the regular questions as every other interviewer. Peter doesn't enjoy these things as much as he thought he would before becoming a rockstar.

Peter almost ends up daydreaming about you, but the interviewer interrupts his train of thoughts.

"So guys, this new song we're gonna play in a couple of minutes seems to be selling well before anybody has even heard it," they've sold hundreds of thousands copies on pre-sale by now, "everybody is curious to know what's behind the thought of this new song? Peter, I think I remember correctly that you wrote it, no? Tell us something about it."

Peter knew this questions was coming, but it still leaves him a bit baffled. "Uh, yes, it was my idea," he chuckles," we can just say I found my muse, and the words just spilled on the paper without much strain. The whole band then just put their heads together, and now it's safe to say that we have a hit." He grins at his bandmates, excited about the fans loving the stuff they put out.

"Your muse? Where did you find this muse? Maybe we would like to find our muses, too..." Of course, the interviewer asks about that. He'd be a fool to let such a opportunity for headlines to go.

"Uh," Peter stutters, he doesn't know what he should say. What he can say. He would scream his lovesick thoughts from rooftops for everyone to hear, but he doesn't want to hurt you by doing such a thing. "I-I just stumbled upon her."

"Stumbled upon her?"

"Yes, quite literally," Peter smiles as he remembers your first encounter," I spilled my drink all over her-" shit. Peter didn't mean to say that.

The interviewer, on the other hand, couldn't look more happier hearing about a 'she' from his lips. Peter has to resist the urge to put his face in his hands. Fuck. The PR and you are going to throttle him for this.

But he has to say something else before the interviewer can spin the story, and naking the situation much much worse. "It was a complete accident, but that's how I've found my muse. And I hope she'll forgive me for soaking her shirt with drinks, and will let me keep her as my muse forever despite it, too."

Peter doesn't say anything else. He doesn't bother trying to fix this little mess in fear of making it even more bad. Thankfully, the band's publicist thinks so too as she hurries the band out of there while the song starts playing.

You, sitting in your car, don't hurry to turn off the radio. You are stunned to say the least, not in a bad way though. You just didn't expect this when Peter asked you to listen to the radio.

And if Peter's words didn't already leave you completely shocked, then the literally love song leaves you as good as a puddle.

You bite back the tears welling in your eyes. You can't believe Peter actually wrote you a song. Well. You can, but it's still unbelievable.

What doesn't surprise you is seeing Peter calling you. Definitely worried about your thoughts on his little mess up at the radio. But you couldn't care less about that. You have only Peter and his song on your mind, and with a smile and glassy eyes you pick up the phone. Eager to hear Peter's voice again.

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Lovelies, do you have any characters requests that you would like to read more about? Even besides those I already write for. Please let me know

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Matthew Gray Gubler as DR. SPENCER REID CRIMINAL MINDS — 12.04: Keeper

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i think i‘ll always love you

even if its just a little bit

ten years from now a piece of my heart will still beat for you

maybe its the curiosity of ,what if‘

or maybe its the emptiness speaking

but nomatter why,

i‘ll always love you

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Andrew Garfield Fic Recommendations

Frat!Peter - @webslingingslasher

Unknown Sender - webslingingslasher

Coffee At Midnight - @wokeupinmars

Stacked against you - wokeupinmars

Rockstar!Peter - @weird-is-life

Idiots - weird-is-life

Slow dancing - weird-is-life

Save a horse, ride a cowboy & Tough- @lanadelreyscokewhor3 smut

Couldn't Help Myself - @ohcaptains smut

Admired - @alloftheimaginesblog

What an idiot - @lokilaufeysonslove

fuckboy!peter - @reidslovely

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I hope I cross your mind once in a while so I don't feel pathetic for thinking of you all the time.

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First date charm

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x singlemom!reader

Summary: You think that Bucky is too good for you

Warnings: fluff, mentions of food, like one swear word

Words: 1.1k

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I'm so sorry, James... but I don't think I'll be able to make it to the restaurant today. Again, I'm really sorry, I don't think i'll be able to see you anymore. You send a text to James Barnes.

The babysitter cancelled on you last minute, and with nobody else to watch your son you had to cancel the date.

Yes, you were definitely bummed about it because the first day with him was pretty much perfect. He was such a gentleman, and it felt like you could talk to him about anything. And it was like you could see him in your future immediately.

But you can't escape the nagging feeling that Bucky deserves better than you, than a single mom with a kid. Even though it hurts you more than you can admit.

Bucky feels devastated when he reads your text. He doesn't know what he did wrong. He thought the things were going great?

It was Sam that put you two together, and at first Bucky wanted to throttle him for setting up the date without asking Bucky first.

But after the first date Bucky was more than thankful. You were so kind and lovely and beautiful, and on Bucky's mind all the time since the date.

So he doesn't know what's happened. He tries to call you like 3 times, hoping for more of an explanation than only that text. He even texts you a few more times.

He starts to get worried when you don't respond. He would be thankful even if you just picked up the phone to tell him to fuck off, but you don't, and it drives him crazy.

He waits for your response for 2 hours, debating on just going up to your apartment to see if you are okay.

But after the 2 hours it gets too much for him. His mind going to the worst possible scenarios. He can't help it. The years of trauma don't make it easy for him to live, and not worry.

He gets to your apartment pretty quickly, his motorcycle makes it easy to speed through traffic. He paces nervously in front of the building, maybe he shouldn't have come here.

He contemplates for a few more minutes, and then rings the bell. Maybe you will think that he's crazy psychopath for showing up at your doorsteps, but he has to make sure you're okay.

You don't expect anybody to ring the bell to your apartment as soon as you put your son to sleep. You definitely don't expect to hear Bucky's voice from the intercom.

His soft 'can I come up?' makes your heart flatter, and you buzz him in. He's up the stairs on your floor quickly. And of course, he has a bouquet of flowers in his hands.

"James, what are you doing here?" you ask quietly. He looks so handsome for the cancelled date, and it makes you feel even worse.

"I'm sorry for showing up...You weren't answering your phone, and-and I was worried." He looks apologetically at you.

"My phone....oh-" you quickly dissappear into your apartment, searching for your phone.

Bucky doesn't mean to snoop, but with the door wide open he notices all of the toys and kids stuff. His mouth goes dry a bit.

"I'm sorry, James, I had my phone on quiet.....," you stop talking when you follow Bucky's gaze. His eyes roaming all over the things.

"What's all this? You have a kid?"  Bucky looks baffled, like he just saw a ghost in front of him.

"Yes." You admit, guilt for not telling him all over your face. You thought that Sam had told Bucky about Teo, but you realised on the date that he hadn't.

You wanted to tell him, you really did. But you just wanted to see how the first date goes first. And in between the first and the second date the thoughts of Bucky being too good for you settled in your mind.

I mean, he's so charming, and probably the nicest man you have ever met. He's also so so respectful. And god, he's so handsome as well, those piercing blue eyes? To die for...

"I wanted to tell you, Bucky. I just....you deserve someone else. Not me with a kid. I-I loved our date, but I know what guys think about women with kids. It's not very attractive...," you sigh. You have experienced rejections from guys because of Teo before.

"Wait, wait, wait, doll. Did I give you the impression that I'd care about such things?" Bucky almost immediately asks. "I don't care that you have a kid, I like you, and I loved the date with or without knowing that you have a kid."

"You say that now, but what about when-" he interrupts you before you can finish.

"Doll, I like you! How about we just take it one date at a time, yeah? Let's see where this goes?" Bucky tries to reason with you. He doesn't want to let you go without even getting to know you properly. Like fuck, he hasn't felt this kind of connection in a long, long time.

"Are you sure? 'Cause I'd understand if not, I really would," you try to give him a smile to convince him (and yourself) which doesn't really work.

Bucky slowly takes your hand into his, and squeezes your hand in reassurance, "I'm very sure. I like you, and I don't know If I should be a little offended that you thought I'd mind that you are a mom.."

His attempt at lightening the mood is successful. You chuckle at his words, and he gives you a smile in return.

You eye the bouquet of the flowers in his other hand,"are those for me?"

"Who else?" Bucky murmurs teasingly as he hands you the beautiful flowers.

"Thank you, Bucky. They are beautiful," you say sheepishly, "but I still can't go on the date today. There's nobody who can watch Teo." You tell him a little disappointed.

"No, that's okay, doll. I just wanted to make sure that we were okay, but more importantly that you were okay. I should go tho," he says, and leans down bravely to kiss your cheek goodbye.

He can see your cheeks go rosy instantly. The blush making you even more pretty.

"W-wait, Bucky," you catch his hand before he can turn away, " you could stay, Teo is asleep....we could order pizza or-or whatever you like." You almost face slap yourself for acting like some unsure teenager in love. Stammering over your words.

Bucky thinks it over for a few seconds before he smiles at you," I'd love to, and pizza sounds fantastic."

"Great, c'mon." You happily pull him after you inside the apartment while apologising for all the mess. But Bucky couldn't care less about that, he's just more than happy he gets to spend time with you again.

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Spencer Reid Masterlist Series

Serene queen @de4dlyniightshade

Thank you for loving me @ralvezfanatic

Summary: Spencer comes home after a long and stressful case, and doesn't want anything but to be with Reader. Of course, Reader is more than happy to take care of their boyfriend.

Sweet Doctor @luce-reid

Summary: Spencer needs a new suit, and who better to get one for him than his sugar mommy?

Heaven to you @incognit0slut

Lift your eyes @de4dlyniightshade

nicknames @pathologicalreid

Summary: In which you meet the team for the first time, and receive your first nickname

jealous @reiderwriter

all zipped up @ipseitydelrey

Summary: A few months into your and spencer’s relationship, you’re both invited to one of rossi’s dinner parties. the dress you decided to wear was simple, but you needed help getting the zipper all the way up…luckily your boyfriend is there to help.

Getting the hang of this girlfriend thing

Summary: Spencer is in a new relationship and is learning that there’s more to it than just facts.

Late night @talaok

Summary: Derek asks spencer about a late night he had.

need @thankyouivy

fnaf @reiderwriter

dry humping @ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused

the sex tape @yelenassafeplace

respite @reiding-writing

Summary: Derek asks spencer about a late night he had.

sweet girl @luvergirl777

Summary: Spencer is tired, so tired. He knows only one thing could possibly cheer him up. His sweet girl.

lingerie @daydreamingqueen1

my cards @system-to-the-madness

Summary: At the day that Spencer is clean for eleven years, he decides it’s time to show you his cards.

Fuck it I love you @de4dlyniightshade

Following Rules @little-diable

Summary: What if JJ had an older daughter? What if Spencer had known said daughter ever since she had been a teenager? What if Spencer no longer remembers the rules he was supposed to follow when (y/n) finally gives in and pulls Spencer close?

Newbie @glorixuspurpose

Summary: Reader is new to the BAU and discovers that she has similar qualities to another coworker…

Diana nurse @reiderwriter

Pervert @reiderwriter

Pretty isn't pretty @alwaysmoncheri

Summary: you’re starting to feel a little insecure among the other women in the bau, but spencer notices and silences your worries

Do I wanna know @etfrin

Summary: Spencer eats edible and now he's all needy :(( good thing you're here!

Favorite holiday @creativesaturn

Summary: It's almost Spencer's favorite holiday, meaning he's been going on rants every chance he gets. He knows you're interested, but it's not worth getting too confused about.

Replacement @spenceobsessed

Summary: Spencer can't help but despise his "replacement", especially during an undercover mission in a nightclub.

I didn't mean that @creativesaturn

Summary: Spencer tells you what you said during an argument, something you definitely didn't mean.

Cherry trees @pathologicalreid

Summary: You find Spencer reading some... interesting poetry.

You're the prettiest girl in the world to me @etfrin

Summary: You feel insecure about your body and Spencer isn't having it

Drunken rambling @galaxy-siren

Summary: You and the team go out for drinks and you end up drunkenly rambling to Spencer about why you think he's cute.

Burnout @moonstruckme

For the love of lace @reidmotif

Summary: Reader decides she doesn't want to pine for her best friend, Spencer, anymore, but still needs his help deciding what lingerie to wear for her upcoming date.

Confession @gaycentral

Summary: In the heat of the moment, JJ confesses her love for Spencer despite being married. Spencer has a confession of his own.

Pretty in pink @springtyme

Tempting the cowboy @incognit0slut

Summary: The team has been trying to bring Spencer back to the BAU after he hung up his badge to live on his ranch peacefully. It’s a good thing you’ll do whatever it takes to persuade him, even if the rugged cowboy wants to bend you over in the barn.

You're under arrest @virginsexgod69

Summary: Derek hires a stripper for Spencer's birthday party as a joke, but Spencer surprisingly ends up enjoying it.

First blowjob @fliesforeyes

Sneak Peek @actually-safer-to-kiss

Summary: Spencer comes home from a case to find his new fiancée, Reader, in rare form.

Pretty when you sleep @incognit0slut

Summary: As newlyweds, Spencer couldn’t keep his hands off of you. Even when you were asleep.

Good vibrations @bsxcrxts

Apologies @rynwritesreid

Summary: After a breakup with Spencer, you notice how he only flirts with other people when you’re around. However, when you give Spencer a taste of his own medicine, he realizes it will always just be you, and no other woman will ever come close to you. 

Do you get it yet @unequivocallyreid

Summary: Spencer Reid is your professor and you really, really need help. If only he wasn’t so distracting.

Do you got plans tonight @etfrin

Summary: A blind date with Dr. Spencer Reid ends in a surprising manner, including a spilt lip and a thief

Obsessed with kisses @weird-is-life

Sweater Weather @sreidisms

Summary: you wish you could be able to wear Spencer's clothes, but you wear completely different sizes. However, one day he comes home with a surprise.

Girls just wanna have fun @reiderwriter

Summary: Spencer isn't used to clubs, but when duty calls, he's made to feel a little bit more welcome by a girl who seems to know him better than a stranger should.

Behind close doors @de4dlyniightshade

Let me ease your worries @sreidisms

Summary: Spencer finds it hard to understand when you need reassurance. When you tackle the topic, he wants to show you just how much he loves your body.

Stripper reader @luveline

Summary: Spencer’s reluctant to touch you in the week he’s released from prison, and you just wanna know why.

rubber duck @nereidprinc3ss

Summary: In which reader is sick and Spencer takes care of his girl!!