weirdbeancurd

[weirdbeancurd]

Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.

[weirdbeancurd]

I don't know how long this will last, but the situation here in Gaza is getting worse every day after the war between Iran and Israel. I forgot about Gaza. No one talks about us anymore, and the news doesn't mention us. All that is being discussed is Iran, Israel, and America.It's as if they forgot that the main problem is Gaza.

[weirdbeancurd]

guys who grew up in the most sterile environment in the galaxy and guy who didn't

[weirdbeancurd]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[weirdbeancurd]

WIP Wednesday

Shared this in the @codywannation community and thought I would share it here too. A little sort of sithywan being sassy and one commander being feral.

“Are you going to continue to shoot at me, or can I lift the ship off of you before your blaster runs out of charge?” One of the answering bolts clipped Obi-Wan’s robes, and he scowled. “What a stubborn one you are.”

Obi-Wan yanked the blaster from the clone’s hand with the Force and crushed it in midair, tossing it aside with an indignant huff as he muttered about the uncivilized nature of such weapons. Though he could not see the clone’s face, he knew amber gold eyes were following him behind the cracked and dented visor he wore. The sight of the nearly ruined helmet made Obi-Wan frown. Why pay for an army only to outfit them in poorly manufactured plastoid?

The clone tried to stab him the moment he knelt down beside him, vibroblade missing sinking into his knee by less than a hand’s breadth. He tossed that aside as well and ignited his lightsaber, expecting panic or fear but feeling only a wave of anger and then resignation from the clone. He used the Force to pin his hands, but even then there was no fear, and he raised an eyebrow before cutting into the plastoid to carve the helmet away so that he could check for head injuries.

“What are you doing?” Despite the fact that the man’s face was bloody and his left eye swollen shut, he spit the words out in fury.

“Saving your life if your injuries are manageable.”

“Why?”

“Would you prefer I did not?”

“I won’t tell you anything.”

“If I wanted the information in your head, I would take it whether you wished to provide it or not. Lucky for you, I do not require it.”

“Then why?”

“Because I think it is cruel to leave you alone to die a slow death on a battlefield already filled with the corpses of your brothers.”

“What’s one more to a Separatist?”

“There should not be any dead.”

“Wouldn’t be if there wasn’t a war. Might want to take that up with the other Seppies if you have feelings about death.”

“Such a sharp tongue. And here I thought I had disarmed you.”

[weirdbeancurd]

so if aayla's dating bly, whose brother fox is dating aayla's dad/brother quinlan, who is best friends with obi-wan who is dating cody whose brother wolffe was adopted by one of obi-wan's uncle figures plo koon who is about the same age as windu who is besties with ponds and ponds is the oldest brother of rex, who is also besties with obi-wan's little siblings anakin and ahsoka then who's flying this plane

[weirdbeancurd]

Rebel

[weirdbeancurd]

[weirdbeancurd]

“What do you mean the tower is gone? Are you sure you’re in the right place? I actually used more colorful words than that,” Brett Elmore recounted to NBC News. “He said there’s wires all over the ground and the tower is gone.”

[weirdbeancurd]

“Dear Force,” he prays. Threatens. He’s arriving at the bargaining stage from left to catch it off guard. “Have I not suffered enough?”

“Mrrrrp!”

“Quiet over there, I’m trying to reach a mystical entity.”

“Myam!”

“Thanks, Ponds. Knew I could count on you.”

Sitrep. Cody’s currently trying to take a nap. It is not going well.

“Why didn’t you turn into shrimp or something easy,” he mutters, shoving the pillow up with his shoulder.

He’s had an incredibly long night in the Jedi Archives trying to help find texts that might help his batchmates turn back into the humanoid assholes they are.

“Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

“Watch the hair, Wolffe.”

Wolffe chooses to ignore him, naturally. He continues impersonating a broken speeder and kneading Cody’s head.

Bly is— “Meep!” - still stuck behind Cody’s back.

Right. Nap.

His head kind of slumps back with the sigh, the stress flowing out of his shoulders like water down a stream—

There’s a rustling. One of them jumps on the couch, it seems.

Silence.

Cody deigns to open one eye and watches as Ponds drags a Jedi robe onto the backrest before nesting in it in quick, efficient moves.

“Is that General Windu’s,” he asks as if he actually wants to know.

As an answer he gets a stuck up tail and a frankly unnecessary view of his brother’s butthole before limbs, tail, and head are tugged into the fluffy ball of fur.

Alright. Time to close his eyes again.

Crossing his arms, he wriggles around until he’s - “Meep?!” - comfortable. Wolffe is still kneading, Bly is fighting a cushion, Ponds is living Cody’s dreams by being asleep and snoring—

“If you stick your tongue into my ear again, I’ll shoot you into orbit, Fox.”

“Rrya?”

“Yeah yeah, come here, you fool.”

[weirdbeancurd]

[weirdbeancurd]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

Check out my stuff!

✧Read Namesake✧ ✧Read Crow Time✧ ✧Store✧ ✧Patreon✧

[weirdbeancurd]

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”

[weirdbeancurd]

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

[weirdbeancurd]

Show some respect, people.

[weirdbeancurd]

still not over the fact that this is a canon conversation between obi wan and cody

cody, experiencing gay panic: 🧍🏾‍♂️

[weirdbeancurd]

helen “trans people are perpetuating gender steriotypes” joyce is now upset that the scientific american is writing about how women were hunters too back in the day, not just mothers and caretakers. feminist win!