flxwer-thing
flxwer-thing
~though hope is frail...~
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~... it's hard to kill~ I am the Daystar. I am the sunrise and the dawn. // it/its // 21+ // 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 English/Русский 🇺🇦 // icon by @kingbunbuns // ask if u need anything tagged, I'm high 80% of the time I'm on here and will try my best
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flxwer-thing · 1 hour ago
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flxwer-thing · 1 hour ago
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GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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flxwer-thing · 1 hour ago
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Faces in coffee.
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flxwer-thing · 1 hour ago
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Sorry my alter who sucks ass and is a bitch is fronting right now. I know you probably want my chill alter who is like funny and honestly kind of just a really cool person but shes been locked away for eternity and now you have to deal with me forever. Also I don't like pickles. So thats another thing me and her don't have in common.
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flxwer-thing · 1 hour ago
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flxwer-thing · 5 hours ago
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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flxwer-thing · 5 hours ago
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we need better kink awareness bc people who have kinks without any real awareness of what kink actually is love to turn it into some kind of fucked up worldview. “i enjoy princess treatment and being in my feminine and giving up my brain around my man because thats how we are all supposed to feel as women😌” STUPID! YOU HAVE A KINK! START ACTING LIKE IT!
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flxwer-thing · 7 hours ago
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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor
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flxwer-thing · 16 hours ago
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Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com
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flxwer-thing · 21 hours ago
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Dude this one customer was like MY SON HAS TO GET A JOB AND STOP MOOCHING OFF MY MONEY. And I was like “how old is he?” And she was like “17” and I was like. Holy shit you’re a freak! Lmao. Like teens can get jobs sure but he’s still a child you’re responsible for acting like he’s mooching off you when it’s YOUR responsibility to take care of him. What a fucking freak I hate capitalism lmao
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flxwer-thing · 21 hours ago
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flxwer-thing · 21 hours ago
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Perfect fit
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flxwer-thing · 23 hours ago
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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY
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flxwer-thing · 23 hours ago
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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.
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flxwer-thing · 23 hours ago
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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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flxwer-thing · 23 hours ago
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