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Guys I have 14 cats 😋

Not for long GIVE

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'mister different' no im just mentally ill emotionally attached and need him to run away with me to a farm and open up a small bookstore which will probably be horror books because he is SO AUTISTIC

HE IS more people need to get on board with him being autistic I have yet to run into someone who hasn't agreed with me but like PLEASE I NEED HIM TO KNOW SOMEONE TELL HIM

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Hey just out of curiosity, would you write some male reader or trans reader? And are you open to requests?

Send in a request but do not expect it to come in a timely manner

and yes I do! I actually have quite a few waiting in my inbox right now that I totally haven't been holding off on for a year nope nuh-uh not me

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I have two cats right now. I’m trying to convince my grandma to get me another one and I choked on my food when I saw that picture😭

Was it the one I asked specifically to look at him decently YOU HEATHEN SCUM

Hope you get that cat though

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I think I have everyone beat with the cat count

I have 5 (it used to be six but he hated us and liked my aunt better so now he lives with her)

Over my life I have had around thirty cats, the most at once was eleven

We still had our first cat, Bitty, and we had my sisters cat, Ace, she had a daughter that we kept and still have, Squishy (the calico), Ace also had a litter of six and they have all since been adopted, we also had Squishy's litter of two, Megan and Harry bc Megan was a calico but mostly very dark brown and Harry is ginger, Megan got adopted but we kept Harry

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I wish that picture of Dave was real but I’m 99% it’s photoshopped 😓

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh let me believe

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I’m gonna steal them. Our cats could have a play date or whatever it’s called. I forgot the word.

It is a play date

And I have four cats

Random picture of Dave bc I keep giggling at it

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I LOVE CATS SM AJHHHHHHHHH

Here’s another cat

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YES IT WAS JAMES I NEEED HIM I AHBHHHHHHHH

Have a cat instead

DONT LOOK AT HIM INDECENTLY HES VERY SHY

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I see the ran-over-by-tommy-lee-twice anon also has a habit of having prophetic dreams like yours truly.

Good to know there's two of us predicting stuff out here

WITCH

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I NEED JAMES SO BAD MY THROAT HURTS FROM SCREAMING

I'm not gonna ask why you were screaming

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ill take them back dw here's some cowboys for your trouble

Ah yes just what I needed

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Hear me out, David coverdale

He looks like if Robert Plant and Alice Cooper had a kid

Like ok I’m not crazy

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He’s even got a tail dude that is a dog

I beg someone explain this 🙏

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im just gonna leave these here.....

Are you sure?? I still have the receipt you could, Uh, leave them elsewhere

Please

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Marty Friedman backstory 😂

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I want james hetfield in my room for 9 days just so I can bounce on it until I'm not capable of walking. I bet it would feel THICK. I love thinking about him especially in the infamous . . . 90's era. 🤤🤤🤤 WHY DID HE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THAT. LIKE BITCH I WANT YOU TO SLAP THAT COCK ON MY FACE WHAT WHO SAID THAT OH MY GOD

You’re so real for that honestly