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My Most Annoying Girlfriend

When I met her, she just took my breath away, did not know that she will literally take it from me once I start dating her. Learn from me on how to identify traits of annoying girlfriend.

First and foremost, let us do some groundwork, you need to be at your best to identify her annoying attitude which will suck life out of you. So, be the world’s best boyfriend and see her turning herself into an annoying and a nagging witch.

 Trait No. 1: Her Innocent Smile

Annoying Girlfriends have one thing in common, their smile, which is very innocent than usual. That is their fodder to hunt down good guys and make them fall in love. In early days of relationship, she will smile at everything you say, she will smile for everything you do, and she will smile at everything you ask her to do.

Red Alert! Red Alert!! Red Alert!!!

Her smile is not innocent the way it seems, her smile is exactly the opposite of it.  Earlier when she smiled at everything you say, now she will start hunting down your sentences and will keep finding meanings between the sentences which never even existed in first place. Earlier when she smiled at everything you did, now she will keep scrutinizing each step and then will keep telling you how to take each step. Earlier when she smiled and did everything that you wanted, now she will show her true colours and do exactly what she wants.

 Trait No. 2: Giving you, your space

Annoying Girlfriends tend to be more generous and kinder than expected. They are just there with you for everything you need, they will hold your hand when you are low, give you their shoulder to cry on, will let you do whatever you want when you are with your boy gang. Can you imagine any girlfriend not bothering you when you are out with your friends!!?? But these kinds of girlfriends do.

Red Alert! Red Alert!! Red Alert!!!

This is their biggest catch; they tend to do this to earn your confidence so that you can share everything with them about the last night party. Then guess what comes next when you share details with them. Bahahaha… exactly, you provide them with enough fodder with which they can annoy you for next few months. All the Best!

 Trait No. 3: Caring

Annoying Girlfriends biggest weapon is their caring nature. She will care for everything about you. She would want to know how your day is going at work, she will even sit and abuse your boss and those irritating office colleagues of yours. She will care about your family’s well being along with you. She will get worried if you fall sick even a bit. She will get bothered if she does not find you doing your regular work. She will be extra caring about your choices, likes, dislikes and will go an extra mile to take care of it.

Red Alert! Red Alert!! Red Alert!!!

You fell for that already, didn’t you? That is a trap, run. Such girls do not exist, they are just slowly trying to invade your personal space and then will start finding small items on which they can start getting annoyed. She will sit and get annoyed because you did not introduce her to your friends, now that she is so close to you. She will want to everything that you do and would expect you also to ask her and if you do not then again, she will annoy you. You have no idea on what all things she will find to annoy you.

 Trait No. 4: Overthinking

Annoying Girlfriends tend to overthink, I guess that is their hobby. She will overthink every detail about you. If you are telling her that you are not feeling well and then if you forget to tell her what exactly has happened to you then she will overthink and worry for you. She may even cry for you because of this, she probably has by now thought that you are really very sick, and she is unable to help you. Scary… right!

Red Alert! Red Alert!! Red Alert!!!

Take my word if you have an overthinking girlfriend than please leave her right away. She will make your life hell. She is overthinking and then will push things on you and will start her annoying nagging again. She is an over thinker so tends to over love and over care too and that is too cheesy... I feel pukish already.

 Trait 5: Apologetic

Annoying Girlfriends are extremely apologetic. They apologize for every mistake that they do and that they do not do. They will keep saying that I do not want to argue while they will keep annoying you and then when they feel they will lose you because of some silly thing. They will kneel and apologize. They will apologize because according to them relationship is more important than winning an argument.

Red Alert! Red Alert!! Red Alert!!!

Do not fall that puppy eyes and apologetic face. They just do this so that they do not lose a person whom they can annoy and feel exhilarated about it. They are just present to annoy you and nothing else, that is their aim in life.

 So, here are some traits, none of them match to my girlfriend okay, although she is annoying too but in a sweeter way.

My job was to alert you which I did. Now, I must go because my annoying girlfriend just found out that I have been writing some piece , which obviously she wants to read but I told her, I can’t and there she is annoying me for not showing it to her. She feels I am hiding something and so I am not letting her read it. These women are too annoying, Man!

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Key to relationship is honesty, but being too honest may not work

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“My Lost Love”

He loved painting, so she gifted him a canvas. She loved to see the spark in his eyes when he used to indulge himself into his passion. She adored his smile and always wanted him to be happy. 

He took the canvas and made some strokes of mesmerizing colors .He made a beautiful painting of a boy kissing a girl on her forehead.

She was overjoyed because her heart thought that he drew them, their hidden love and was confessing his feelings for her. Then he looked at her and asked’ “ how is it?”. She exclaimed, “ It is amazing! You are really awesome!”

He said , “ Thank you! This is inspired by my first girlfriend, who left me ‘My Lost Love’ .”

She was broken, her eyes welled up but she managed to smile and said, “ It truly does depict ‘My Lost Love’.”

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Unknowing the Known

Starry night, cold breeze and those unwanted thoughts, he just kept staring in the dark and then slowly closed his eyes. He could see his happy times with his people, he could hear all those laughter he shared with his friends, he could feel the warmth and love of those past moments. He was now scared to open his eyes because he knew that as soon as he does that everything will vanish. He stayed like that for a while and then took a deep breath and let it all go. He gazed at the sky and prayed looking at the brightest shinning star that all his loved ones who left him for whatever reason be happy and always keep laughing.

#positivevibes #pleasingmemories #letitallgo

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One afternoon, he sat by his window wondering where exactly is his life heading, he always had his way planned through out his life. Plans, plans and plans! He made plans for everything but to this part of life, he just wasn’t prepared. He wanted to go with the flow and let life unfold on its own but knowing things could wrong, he also wanted to resolve it. 

“What the hell!”, he yelled at himself and then there was a knock on the door