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hottest things for a guy to say after a burp:

“whew, that freed up some room!”

“that was fuckin weak” (after a belch that was definitely not weak)

“did you hear that?!”

“that was REAL attractive”

“oooof i needed that”

“hold on, i got more…”

“…says the king!”

“i think a demon just left my body”

“i can do better, hold on”

“beat that!”

and the hottest of all… simply continuing on with his sentence after interrupting himself with a massive burp

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Phrases in response to a rumbly belly, whether it be from hunger, a belly ache, or whatever

"You've practically got an earthquake happening in your gut"

"Something real weird is happening in my tummy.."

"I can basically feel your stomach vibrating from here."

"i think my stomach is literally starting to shake"

"Pretty sure your belly is trying to tell us something."

"Oof- that one felt deep in there"

"I wish I knew why my tummy was being so talkative today"

"Sounds like you've got the whole ocean in your belly"

"Christ, that one shook me pretty good"

"My whole gut is having a party apprently"

"Aww, your tummy must be begging for my attention"

"Is this how butterflies in your tummy is supposed to feel? Because I'm not so sure I like it"

"I can't decide if all these rumbles feel good or not..."

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A bunch of lil guys

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MALE GAS #ONE

1- Guys who lift their leg slightly to fart and then fan the stench towards you. And you, as a joke, inhale all that odor.

2- Guys who are surprised by their own belch. ''Holy shit… did that really come out of me?'' ''Wow, now I know how Godzilla feels!'' ''Dude! That stench is out of this world! I had no idea I was capable of producing that!''

3- Guys who insist on walking up the stairs exactly one step ahead of you so that their butt is positioned in front of your nose — of course they do this on purpose so they can fart in your face with each step you take… and when you finally reach the top floor they sniff you and complain: ''Phew, bro, you stink! What happened to you?''

4- Guys who cover their mouths with their hands during lunch to release the most guttural burp ever — and of course they don't apologize for it afterwards.

5- Guys who love the ''pull my finger'' jokes — but they don't seem to know when to stop and they know how much you love it. So it's been an hour and you've pulled their finger so many times that the windows in the closed room are fogged up with the massive amount of farts released by their huge ass.

6- Guys who throw you a surprise birthday party just so it doesn't go unnoticed. And they make it clear that they didn't fill those balloons with helium… but with another type of gas… a much smellier gas.

7- Guys walking around the house normally until they suddenly stop and lift their butts to release a huge blast of foul-smelling gas… and then go back to walking normally as if nothing ever happened.

8- Guys stopping a conversation to ask: "Hey, do you hear that?" followed by a colossal, smelly fart and then saying: "Man, I think there must be a rat in the pipes or something making that weird noise."

9- Guys talking to you until they start burping or farting nonstop while maintaining eye contact with you — the problem is that their "wind" seems endless and you've been watching them release an insane amount of gas for an eternity while staring deep into your eyes without saying a single word.

10- Guys who see what you're eating and decide to add some spice. "Oh, man, a boring sandwich? Hold on, let me add some flavor." Then they hold your food up to their butt, releasing a poisonous wind that can contaminate the entire kitchen with sulfur. ''Here, much better. Enjoy it.''

11- Guys who communicate with you through gas… ''Good morning, did you sleep well?'' “Pppffrrttt'' ''Oh, I'm glad you had a good night's sleep, man! So, what do you want for breakfast?'' ''PPrrbbbrt” “BBBBbrbbbpptt” ''Oh, eggs and beans? Are you sure? You know how gassy that makes you.'' “RRrrrvBbpptt” ''Well, if that's what you want, I can make it for you.'' “BBBBBbrbbbbppptt” ''Oh, no need to thank me.''

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I wanna know what underwear they're wearing, hmm.

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I couldn't resist editing this pic 😋

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There’s just something about a cute boy with a bloated tummy that drives me absolutely insane. Especially if he’s normally lean—flat stomach, toned muscles—but now, his belly is swollen and round, stretched tight from overeating or an upset stomach. The contrast is just so good.

Like, imagine him sprawled out on the couch, shirt barely covering the curve of his belly, one hand resting on it as he groans dramatically. He’s all grumpy about it, maybe a little embarrassed, shifting uncomfortably because he never gets like this, but his tummy just hurts. And, god, I love it.

I’d be right there, pressing my cheek against his swollen stomach, feeling the warmth of his skin and the deep, sluggish gurgles beneath my ear. He’d grumble at first, maybe try to shove me away, but I’d just giggle and nuzzle into him more.

“You’re so cute like this,” I’d tease, poking gently at his belly, watching the way it gives just slightly under my fingertips. He’d swat at my hand with a lazy glare, but there’d be a pink dusting on his cheeks because he secretly loves the attention.

And then, when I start rubbing slow, careful circles over his stomach, his whole body would just melt. A soft sigh, his head tilting back, maybe even a little moan slipping out as he relaxes completely under my touch.

“Mmm… that feels good,” he’d murmur, fingers slipping into my hair as he absentmindedly plays with it, his other hand still resting on his bloated belly.

I’d press a little kiss to his stomach, grinning. “Told you I’d make you feel better.”

God, I need a boyfriend who actually wants me to rub his belly. Someone who likes it when I play with his tummy, even when he’s feeling all gross and miserable. Someone who lets me press soft kisses to his aching belly and doesn’t complain when I rest my head there, listening to every sluggish gurgle as he runs his fingers through my hair.

Just… good, good stuff.

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some people: what are you wearing baby? ;)

me: do you have to fart

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involuntary sounds for your stoic character:

Upset belly gurgles

A burp that just wouldn't stay down

Hiccups

Their belt/pants creaking as it strains against their belly

A pained groan that slips out by accident

Hungry belly rumbles

An "oof" as something bumps their full tummy

An audible slosh as they shift position

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one of the cutest scenarios to me is when someone suffering an upset stomach holds their partner's head/ear (idk how to phrase this rn) against their belly so they can hear everything that's going on like

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I support perverts. Like all of you for example

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Tummy aches are just- aaaggghhh