weirdsexualdemon

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I guess when tumblr gets rid of porn and stuff I'll jump over to reddit, nice knowing y'all and I appreciate all my followers, old and new.

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I better do a thing before it happens https://twitter.com/bhloopy

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made my own

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Wow so Tumblr just destroyed the one thing that made it great.

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We had a similar issue with our language teachers back when I was at school I have about two dozen stories, a couple of them good about my education and those around me.

who wants to hear the story about how a girl in my spanish 2 class fought back against the horrible spanish teacher and won

if this gets 2 notes i will tell it

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Friends: Have you been spending all of your time looking at memes?

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A representation of my thought process at all times

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Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

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(via cottoncandaddy)

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Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

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if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

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i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

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What secret will you take to your grave?

In Dutch, when you boil an egg and then place it into cold water to make it easier to peel an egg, it’s called “to scare” the eggs.

One day when I was about 6 or 7, my mom asked me to “scare” the eggs. So, little joker I was, lifted the lid of the pan and yelled “BOOO!”

My mom cracked up and has been telling this story ever since, for over 20 years. She’s come to love the story and still truly thinks that I wanted to really “scare” the eggs. Truth is I knew what “scaring an egg” meant and only wanted to make her laugh because she was in a sad place and time back then.

It’s made her laugh for over 20 fucking years, that means it’s the best joke I’ve ever pulled off and I’d die before I’d let her find out I was just kidding.