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welldressedandsmokin-blog
who are you calling "old man"?
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Your name is JAMES TAYLOR EGBERT and you are by far EXTREMELY WELL DRESSED and SMOKIN; whether that means you are smoking a PIPE, CIGARETTE or are just SIMPLY HOT no one knows.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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WELL, THAT WOULD BE TRUE. I AM QUITE THE CLASSY OLD MAN, HOO HOO. OR SO I LIKE TO THINK. I'M JAMES EGBERT AND I'M A MAN WHO IS QUITE FOND OF COOKING AND NOT BEING BUSY!
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classy old man i take it
the names dave strider online dj and part time blogger how you doing
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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OH MY THERE SEEMS TO BE A LULL IN MY SCHEDULE FOR ONCE SO I AM BACK!
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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//sorry for being so inactive these days. things are happening in my life and in general it's harder for me to stay focused. i'll be on more eventually i swear.//
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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WHY YES, INDEED I AM A CLASSY ONE, HOO HOO! 
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU THEN, MIRO. I'M JAMES.
welldressedandsmokin started following you
I’m guessing youre a classy one.
Hi there! My names jake but you can call me miro if you want!
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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DAVID, I DO HOPE YOU SEE THIS AND ARE INTERESTED IN THE REMAINING BAKED GOODS. I NEED TO GET THEM OFF MY HANDS.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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OH GOOD NEWS, THE CHURCH TOOK THE SCONES AND THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. NOW I JUST.
HAVE A LOT MORE BAKED GOODS TO SEND TO GOOD HOMES.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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IT IS SUNDAY MORNING AND I HOPE THAT MY LOCAL CHURCH WILL ACCEPT THESE SCONES WITHOUT QUESTIONING WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN TO MANY SERVICES OR EVENTS.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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THEY DON'T LIKE DONATIONS OF HOMEMADE BAKED GOODS, IT'S A LIABILITY AND HAS TO DEAL WITH ALLERGIES. I'M WORKING ON SHIPPING THEM OFF, DON'T WORRY.
why dont you just like
donate shit to a local homeless shelter or smth
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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turninggoddess replied to your post: “I SPENT MY DAY NOT BAKING FOR ONCE! ALL OF THE BAKED GOODS FROM BEFORE...”:
how come youre so stressed
BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY BAKED GOODS, IF I'M BEING HONEST. I MADE A FEW RECIPES TO BREAK IN MY NEW BUNNY MITTS AND STOVE AND THEN, WELL. I JUST KEPT BAKING AND THEN BECAME STRESSED BY THE AMOUNT OF CAKES, COOKIES, AND SCONES I HAD THAT I KEPT BAKING.
VICIOUS CYCLE.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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I SPENT MY DAY NOT BAKING FOR ONCE! ALL OF THE BAKED GOODS FROM BEFORE ARE ALL NOW NICELY WRAPPED AND ABLE TO BE TAKEN TO NEW HOMES WHERE THEY WILL BE EATEN.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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godbed replied to your post:OH! DAVID, DO YOU HAVE A USE FOR AN ASTONISHING...
you can come bring them over if you want i mean im not one to turn down free food
OH GOOD, THANK YOU. I'LL HAVE TO BRING THEM BY TOMORROW SEEING AS I'M ABOUT TO GO TO BED.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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OH! DAVID, DO YOU HAVE A USE FOR AN ASTONISHING AMOUNT OF BAKED GOODS THAT I CAN SEND YOUR WAY SO THEY ARE NO LONGER IN MY KITCHEN STRESSING ME OUT?
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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OH DEAR IT'S LATE AND NOW I HAVE BLUEBERRY SCONES AND A LOAF OF BREAD AMID MY ABSURD AMOUNT OF OTHER BAKED GOODS WHAT I AM TO DO.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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I DID SEE YOUR SUGGESTIONS EARLIER AND I APPRECIATE THEM. INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING THROUGH THOUGH I JUST.
MADE COOKIES.
Oh my goodness.
That sure does sound like a dilemma. Did you see my suggestions earlier though, about the transportalizer? That might help. :? 
Or I guess you could always go around the neighborhood and instead of just your next door neighbors and give out baskets.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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actualrobotboy replied to your post: “I SIMPLY CANNOT BE LEFT ALONE. I MADE BROWNIES AND FUDGE.”:
Have you even figured out what you're going to do with all of those??? Or have you just been planning on like, eating them.
NOT YET. I THINK ABOUT IT, GET STRESSED OUT, AND THEN BAKE TO HELP MY STRESS.
IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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I SIMPLY CANNOT BE LEFT ALONE.
I MADE BROWNIES AND FUDGE.
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welldressedandsmokin-blog · 11 years ago
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actualrobotboy replied to your post: OH DEAR I DON’T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME...
Sir, at this rate, you could build a fort.
A FORT? I DON'T FOLLOW.
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