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"Far left" "Far right" bitch I just wanna far t

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My character.ai uses:

Heart breaking, hurt/comfort, well thought out scenes between two fictional characters who desperately need it. Sweet, sad, beautiful😪

Or

Fart kink

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i often catch myself looking for girl farts because the combination of their cute bodies and nasty farts is just.. 😰

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Treadmill burners

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hiii everyone,I noticed I have some asks in my inbox and I'm so sorry for not seeing them! I'll respond when I can!

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I love her so muuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhh

My annoying ass is gonna talk about my significant other again but I know some of my lovely mutuals are curious so here’s how she’s been teasing me with my fuckin fart kink 😭😭

We tried out a Mexican restaurant we haven’t been to yet and had sex when we got back, she farted a few times during because she knows damn well it turns me on (bonus points because she was all wet so the sound it made…🥵)

I was jokingly like “hmmm, guess I gotta take you out for more Mexican food before we have sex more often” and she says “well, you could!! ;)”

We went to go play mini-golf and the place was relatively empty, it being a Sunday afternoon, and she kept on FARTING and that gets me because it’s in public 😭❤️❤️❤️ and she just acts like it’s nothing!! Omfgg

At the mini-golf place there’s a little pond and there were two ducks in the water (ADORABLE) that we were watching, and one of the ducks started quacking (ALSO ADORABLE) and she says “he’s mocking the sound of my farts” lmao ughgghgdhd

Always tells me when she has to fart now which is hilarious and adorable. We were in a restaurant and she leans over the table and whispers, “baby, I have to fart🥺”

Sent this to me😭

ANDDD the best part, she always always always always tells me that I never need to be embarrassed about this kink of mine, tells me to stop apologizing, and actively *likes* to engage in it with me. Soooooooooo anywayssssss…guess I gotta start believing in miracles yall 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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My annoying ass is gonna talk about my significant other again but I know some of my lovely mutuals are curious so here’s how she’s been teasing me with my fuckin fart kink 😭😭

We tried out a Mexican restaurant we haven’t been to yet and had sex when we got back, she farted a few times during because she knows damn well it turns me on (bonus points because she was all wet so the sound it made…🥵)

I was jokingly like “hmmm, guess I gotta take you out for more Mexican food before we have sex more often” and she says “well, you could!! ;)”

We went to go play mini-golf and the place was relatively empty, it being a Sunday afternoon, and she kept on FARTING and that gets me because it’s in public 😭❤️❤️❤️ and she just acts like it’s nothing!! Omfgg

At the mini-golf place there’s a little pond and there were two ducks in the water (ADORABLE) that we were watching, and one of the ducks started quacking (ALSO ADORABLE) and she says “he’s mocking the sound of my farts” lmao ughgghgdhd

Always tells me when she has to fart now which is hilarious and adorable. We were in a restaurant and she leans over the table and whispers, “baby, I have to fart🥺”

Sent this to me😭

ANDDD the best part, she always always always always tells me that I never need to be embarrassed about this kink of mine, tells me to stop apologizing, and actively *likes* to engage in it with me. Soooooooooo anywayssssss…guess I gotta start believing in miracles yall 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I absolutely despise public bathrooms So you're not the only one? Also, congratulations with your girlfriend 💖

RIGHT they’re the worst 😪 at least most of them. The ones at my university suck lol, there’s no privacy I swearrrrr. But anyways, THANK YOU!!!!! I am the happiest girl on earth right now🫢

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LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM SO HAPPPYYYYYYYYY

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WHAT’S UP KINKY HOMIES, MY GF INCLUDED FART KINK STUFF WITH ME DURING SEX AND I CAN DIE A HAPPY WOMAN NOW LMAOOOOO🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.

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there are people who like farting after eating, but personally, farting WHILE eating will always be one of my absolute favorite tropes. like scarfing down chips and pausing to let a loud, juicy, chair-shaking fart rip??? perfection.

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Idk where else to vent about this but public restrooms are the worst invention ever, they should all be single stall and MORE PRIVATE LIKE PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭😭 peace

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Gassy

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That hangover gas goes craaaazyyyy😭😭

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your stories abt your gf and getting to explore your kink with her finally gave me the courage to admit my burping kink to my bf, and it went SO much better than i expected! i’ll spare you the details bc i know you like girls, but to me his burps are soooo hottttt and getting to hear them in bed drove me crazy in theeeee best way possible. thank you for sharing your story and encouraging me, even indirectly!! i hope you and your gf have many more wonderful days ahead of you!!!

ANON THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Omg!!!!! Nono ahhh talk about it ALL you want, that’s so adorable and hot and I’m so proud of you!! That’s how I felt before I confessed my kinks to my partner, because I have never ever done that (with these kinks) and to be met with support and willingness to indulge in kinks for you? Omg it’s the best right?!! Aaaaaaaaa I wanna give you the biggest high-five right now friend!!