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Not-doing-too-good sentence starters

“Whoa, are you okay?”

“You took that hit pretty hard…”

“Don’t stand up yet.”

“That definitely looks broken…”

“Walk it off.”

“How are you feeling?”

“When was the last time you slept?”

“You look like shit.”

“Have you been eating enough?”

“Here, let me help you.”

“Why are you limping?”

“You’re really pale…”

“Did you just go throw up?”

“Why aren’t you eating?”

“______? You’re bleeding…really bad.”

“That looks infected.”

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!”

“I told you you’d get sick.”

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

“Wake up–you were hyperventilating, are you okay?”

“It was just a dream, you’re alright.”

“Look at me–you’re safe.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Are you bleeding?!”

“How’d you get a bruise like that?”

“What happened?”

“Let me help you!”

“Can you hear me?”

“You hit your head pretty hard.”

“Don’t move.”

“I know it hurts, I’m sorry.”

“Breathe.”

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Wei Wuxian is... a lot. He knows that. He even makes an effort to curb it when the situation calls for it. But Cam looks less miserable, so maybe overwhelming his friend with scrattershot conversation is good for something. It feels better than he likes to think about to be able to help someone without hurting someone else for a change.

As much as his mind sort of ran off without the rest of him, wildly theorizing about what went wrong with the talisman that dumped him in this place, it's not that Wei Wuxian doesn't want to talk about it. Quite the contrary. There has never once been a time in his life where he has been anything less than thrilled to talk about his inventions. He pauses with his dizi halfway to his lips, a smile lighting up his features.

"Time travel! I'd show you, but... well, something went wrong since I'm here and I'd rather not end up even farther from home." He chews thoughtfully on his bottom lip, debating how best to prove himself. It probably wouldn't be much help to explain that they're only able to keep him here because he lets them. For the first time in ages, he's sleeping somewhere other than a cave. The food is strange and unfamiliar, and not nearly spicy enough, but he's starved for months, too thin for even his slender frame under his robes. There's relief in not feeling guilty for every meal he accepts, worried about someone else in his care who needs it more. If the price of a roof over his head is letting these people think he's out of his mind... well, he's endured more humiliating things in the name of survival.

He's made peace with his circumstances, but it would be nice if someone believed him.

"I know what it sounds like. Whatever might be wrong with me, I'm not delusional." As he speaks, Wei Wuxian pulls a long, thin slip of paper from his robe, unlike anything one would find in a store here, and offers it to Cam. The edges are thoroughly singed, but the characters he'd painted remain. It's about then that he remembers Cam likes music (enough for it to be a notable character trait and not just an observation that's true about most people), so maybe he could do this another way. Letting the little paper doll go still and flutter to Cam's lap, he waves his dizi at his friend. "I could show you something else?"

“Why didn’t you say anything?”

He laughed quietly. “How would that help?” Cam dangled his legs over the edge of the fire escape as he smoked.

“Ye come from a place where they’ll kiss et better or sumthin’? ‘cause here, when I admit tae stickin’ cigarettes out on myself, they tell me tae stop bein’ difficult an'take away my smokin’ privileges.”

Cam glanced at Wei Wuxian from the corner of his eye. “Jest luk away an’ ye’ll get used tae et.”

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🌑.

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One of my favorite Yiling Laozu vibes is depressed single dad. (Waiting for a hot Lan cultivator)

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high pain tolerance starters

“[Name], you’re bleeding.”

“How long has it been like that?”

“Did you dislocate a finger?”

“You’re slurring.”

“They say you almost died. You left it that late.”

“You’re snapping. Headache again?”

“You’re in a bad mood. Are you in pain?”

“Why didn’t you say anything?”

“Hey, why are you walking like that?”

“That’s a lot of swelling.”

“Where did you get that bruise?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“When you say your pain’s ‘4 out of 10′, that’s a normal person’s ‘8 out of 10′. We’re going to the hospital.”

“How did you not notice?!”

“If it hurts, it hurts.”

“I know you can manage it, you just don’t *have* to.”

“Holy shit, how long have you had this?!”

“[Name]? [Name]! Hey!”

“We’re a team. You need to tell me about this sort of thing.”

“That’s … a lot of blood, is that - oh, fuck.”

“Hey! Hey! Stay awake, okay? Stay awake.”

“It would have been a lot easier to treat if you’d mentioned it sooner.”

“You can’t keep hiding this stuff.”

“I need to be able to trust you to tell me when you’re hurt.”

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Adonis, tr. by Samuel Hazo, The Pages of Day and Night

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episode 28 - smirky wwx

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ULTIMATE SHIPPER CHALLENGE: 4/20 Scenes Wei Ying & Lan Zhan, Episode 42, The Untamed (2019)

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Shijie?

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breaking the ice prompts.

have you ever been too afraid to approach a mutual for plots and conversation? ever been intimidated by the idea of making that first step? then YOU need to know that ur valid and wonderful and it's natural but unnecessary to be afraid bc mutuals obviously wanna write with you if they followed you back. but u also need these prompts. ily. have some water. and some of these prompts--

" lovely/weird/terrible weather, huh? "

" hey! need some help? "

" sorry, i'm lost, could... could you help me? "

" i like your shirt! "

" woah, take it easy... you feeling okay? "

" oh my god, i'm so sorry! did i hurt you?! "

" you need to watch where you're going. "

" your shoelace is untied. "

" okay, don't panic, but i saw someone was following you for the last block. i thought i'd keep you company a while until they're gone? "

" walking home alone in the middle of the night is stupidly dangerous. come on. i'll keep you company a while. "

" hey! you left your wallet at the coffee shop. "

" see, normally people run AWAY from danger... who are you, again? other than the craziest person i've ever met. "

" engine trouble? "

" is this your dog? "

" don't i know you from somewhere...? "

" say, aren't you that one who was in the news this week? "

" i thought you looked familiar! "

" oh, man, i'm sorry! i'm so clumsy... "

" sorry, i've, uh... i've never eaten here before. what do you recommend? "

" excuse me? i could use a little help, if you don't mind... "

" oh! that was one nasty fall... are you alright? "

" come on. you'll catch your death, and my umbrella's big enough for two. "

" you know the host/hostess/couple/deceased? "

" not much of a party person, huh? "

" don't panic. i saw everything... you okay? "

" hey, uh... i just moved in next door. i thought i'd introduce myself. never know when you need a cup of sugar, right? "

" you're not from around here, huh? "

" help! help me! "

" was that person bothering you? "

" need some help with those? "

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endless gifs of wei wuxian [18/ ∞]

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Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival

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Worried Sentence Starters

“Where have you been?” “For all I knew, you had been ambushed!” “I just don’t like it when you disappear.” “What if no one ever notices we’re gone?” “I don’t think I can do this.” “There’s a lot of people between us and that door.” “You’re injured! Sit down!” “What if we don’t have enough money?” “The whole plan is falling to pieces.” “I’ve never done this before.” “You ever get that empty pit feeling in your stomach when you’re nervous?” “I haven’t seen them for three days.” “Are you alright?!”  “Stay down! Don’t let them see you!” “If we get out of this alive, I’m going to kiss you.” “What if it’s not enough power?” “How many times do I have to tell you I’m scared for you?!” “Just for once could you do what you’re told?” “Please don’t go out there.” “I need you here, with me.” “Good luck. Be careful.” “And if time runs out?” “I thought this was meant to be easy.” “If I lose you, I don’t know what I’ll do.”

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endless gifs of wei wuxian [20/ ∞]