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Me at 15: “I think I still love [Crush]. I wonder if I always will.” Me at 30: “no.”

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Predator vs River

When I was a kid, I was really afraid of The Predator, the alien dreads monster guy. My mom told me that I was safe, that he couldn’t cross the Mississippi River. That this creature who crossed millions of light years in a fucking space ship and hunted the most intense fighters humanity had to offer, he was going to be totally stumped by a fucking river. A river with BRIDGES, even.

All this to say that I’ve remembered that my whole life and I definitely felt a little less safe when I moved from Tennessee to California.

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This dog creature thing that somebody drew on a random office wall is my favorite thing today. #art

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YES #misandry

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Can you give advice on how to unfuck a deflating ball pit?

Duct tape up any holes. You can use the fun colored or patterned duct tape for added pizzazz.

Clean everything with a 1:10 bleach:water solution. Ball pits are horribly unsanitary.

Consider a structure with sturdy sides instead of an inflatable one. It’ll hold up much better.

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DashCon + failure OTP

I never thought I would love anything this much, but the DashCon implosion proves there really is a fandom for everyone.

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a post containing links explaining what went on:

summary of the con

schedule of the con

clarification of the “cancellations” (extra hour in the ball pit)

post explaining dashcon’s faults

first POV of an attendee (they left before...

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DashCon:ball pit :: Kirk Cameron: Subway birthday party

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The best #cupcake ever. #cako #pride

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#rainbow #fruit salad fixings

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Why yes, that is a bacon/egg/waffle #breakfast sandwich.

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Starbucks

Stage 1: I hate Starbucks! Stage 2: I hate Starbucks, but I have 10 minutes, I could go for an iced coffee, and there's a Starbucks at my train stop. Stage 3: I hate Starbucks, but the baristas are so nice and I also want a breakfast sandwich. Stage 4: ??????? Stage 5: I love Starbucks!

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I am on a business trip to Boston and I am eating dinner ALONE and it is fucking magnificent.