wellprompted

[wellprompted]

WARFRAME — THE HEX ( CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE HEX QUEST ) some lines modified for ease of rp use, tweak as needed when sending them to people :) some lines are suggestive.

"So, what you tryin' to do after this?"

"Look, don't try to speech me. Just tell me what ya want, and I'll tell ya what I'm askin'."

"[name]: got a job for you. Shelters need deliveries. Get your game face on."

"You need some threads, unless you want to look like your Mum dressed you?"

"Stasis is death, yeah. Change? Is life. Law of nature. Law of style. Fundamental."

"I dress for who I am, right? And who I am starts where comparison ends."

"Yeah. [sender] all 'bout takin' what's fine 'bout all of this? And weaponizin' it."

"[name] asks any questions, you found that, read me?"

"Alright, now get outta here before someone sees us."

"Took a lot of trouble to get that. Take good care of it."

"Yeah babes - let's go. You n' me, time to make everyone jealous."

"Look what you do to me, comin' round lookin' like that. S'a crime how you make me feel."

"What is this beauty I see before me? How you doin', babe? You got somethin' for me?"

"Y'know me. All about moments. Make this one last a little longer."

"Promise I won't leave no holes in the bricks here."

"I see you, and I know you see me."

"How's a man supposed to focus? With you giving me those looks."

"Since you're such a quick learner, I'm wondering if I can teach you a thing or two over here."

"Mind if I move some books in? A couple of favs would look good right there."

"You can be quite the little songbird, can't you."

"Run along, if I catch you, hm, well let's say you won't get much done today will you?"

"Let's not forget to practice proper weapon discipline? Grip steady and firm, take a deep breath."

"Storybooks. Been going through 'em since day one at school. Never felt that I'd be thinking about them now, but I'm reminding myself of that prince who did get his happy ending."

No judgement, but I do think some of those suits would look better on me. Or on the floor."

"I got a bullet with his name on it. I'm holding on to it though. Maybe it'll be the last bullet I ever fire, then what, we can just be somewhere else. Someone else."

"My favorite little trigger to squeeze. Not too tightly wound today, are you? Since we have this, all this, maybe you need an inspection? Promise to keep it proper."

"Don't need my scope to see how right this all is. Sure, people might get the idea that I have a weakness now, that being you, but ha, who could take us?"

"Hmm.. Just glad, hm? Not "scared you can't keep up with me" or "worried you'll have trouble walking tomorrow"?"

"Still can't believe, out of all your options in the universe… I haven't managed to cock this up yet. But I always know how to make it right."

"Look at this then, us. This is my reward for being such a good boy, then?"

"A moment of peace. Trust me there's nothing I wouldn't do to protect this peace."

"You don't know me. Never see what darkens your rooftops. Inevitable, like the rain. Handing out consolations in a transient connection. Boom. Smoke. And ghost."

"This feels proper wrong. Probably why I like it."

"Gonna need to polish my rifle after this. Take that how you like."

"Situation isn't ideal but confidence is high. I'll take it."

"We're making a difference. That's a rare feeling in this line of work."

"We're saving lives here. No matter how rough it gets, remember that."

"Be careful out there. If you got killed I'd never forgive you."

"Oh, and if you happen to come across a bottle anywhere? I'm cooking."

"The only thing this place is missing is a nice, big open fireplace. Oh, and a rug. Something furry, for ... wrestling on."

"Little reminder. Your weapons need to be stripped down and cleaned regularly. Including me. Do we need to make this a disciplinary matter?"

"What we do… is up to us. I could cook us a meal. We could even get drunk! [deity of choice]... I've missed feeling safe enough to let my guard down."

"Look at you, prowling around your lair. Like you're protecting what's yours."

"Just be glad I'm not taking you home to meet my parents. One warzone is enough."

"I'm not saying it's on the cards, I'm not saying it's even going to happen, but: if [name] gave me a tattoo, would you laugh?"

"I could still taste you on my lips this morning. Buggered up my concentration completely. You are a liability, you are."

"You will tell me if the stubble gets too much, won't you? Don't we want you to feel like a tramp's moved in."

"Just thinking, I'd make a shit father, but a really great uncle. The sort who takes you to the woods to blow things up."

"Just how 'glad' are you, hm? Do I get to send you on your next mission looking all disheveled and breathless?"

"You've given me a reason to be scared of dying, and that much more to live for."

"Here you come, all rough-and-tumble."

"You have an eye for the uncanny. What do you think?"

"Idle hands, darling."

"What do you say? A touch of the macabre?"

"Do you feel that? The way it nestles into you? You've made a friend this day."

"Fortune favors the bold, sunshine."

"What you do still betters what is done."

"Has [name] been in here? There's little sword holes in the floor."

"I didn't tidy up. Sorry. I have the housekeeping instincts of a feral cat. And a few others."

"I can close my eyes and feel this city breathing. All her roughest stones are stained with lives and stories."

"I would like to have the kind of fun with you that nobody has even imagined before, except maybe a medieval peasant on a bad mushroom trip."

"Do you ever wonder how many laws we're breaking just by being together? Government laws, religious laws, laws of physics… I love you."

"I used to love the old myths about mortals getting it on with Gods and monsters. Now I get to live out my very own. Oh, for a bard to write it all down for us."

"I was this close to taking holy orders a few years ago."

"Well, why don't you get comfortable, and we can show our appreciation for one another properly?"

"To be fully known. Accepted. Embraced. Desired. What more could I ever want?"

"I felt the living heat of you rising like incense, like the first fires ever to warm the Earth. "

"Girlfriend tax: one kiss. Pay up."

"I hope it's not bothering you that I leave some lights on at night, it's - it's just a thing I've always done, and…"

"It's not too bad, is it? Being here like this?"

"That gold is real. I checked. Maybe I could, hm, make some handcuffs?"

"We're lucky that couch is strong, aren't we."

"I know it's embarrassing, but I have to ask if you think I'm a good kisser. I just feel like I never want to stop, but I - I don't want to overwhelm you. Is that okay?"

"My teeth are feeling a bit sharper, I think, I'm not sure if it's in my head. If I end up like [name], can I bite you?"

"Oh lovely bed, oh downy bed, with a spot for my head. How I long for your pillow, which feels like a big marshmallow. But it doesn't taste like one."

"Ever wake up with a migraine, in a stranger's underwear, there's an exotic bird in the chandelier and you have no idea where you are? Me neither."

"We are cute aren't we? I'm okay with cute. Because we are the cutest… I checked."

"If you ever wonder why you're in a situation like this, then you've forgotten just how contagious cruelty is."

"Hm? You're either very drunk or very brave."

"All limbs intact? No extra holes? Good. Nobody gets to see you break a sweat except me."

"Ay, would it kill you to get a comfy place to sit in here, sunshine?"

"Hey. Tonight, when you're done… you and me. I have an itch to scratch, and I don't want you being nice about it."

"Today's a good day. Nobody's screaming. Nobody's bleeding. … Yet."

"Mmm. Who'd knew you'd be a sucker for punishment, huh? Can't say I'm complaining."

"A strange family - a strange life. I don't know if this is the heaven [deity of choice] planned for me, sunshine - but it's one I'm happy with."

"Man, do you know how distracting you are? How hard it is not to just grab you by the wrist and - Finish your work. Find me later. Show me how happy you really are to be with me, yeah?"

"Man, I've been awake so long the spiders in my head have all gone to sleep."

[wellprompted]

ASK MEME, MARVEL RIVALS EDITION

The soul cannot truly be extinguished.

I will leave this universe a better place than it was before I was created.

In a world consumed by darkness, I will gladly be the light.

Perfection is unattainable. But that should not stop us from trying to achieve it.

Where there is evil in this universe, I will be there to balance it.

It is my destiny to lead you to victory. Do not stand in my way.

Destiny was not kind to you.

You chose your path. This is where it led.

Magic is not to be owned, but to be felt. Experienced. Lived.

By [deity of choice], there are baby wizards everywhere these days. If I had the patience, I would open a school.

Hands are shaking again… Focus!

Every fight I say to myself I might go down, but I’ll go down swingin’.

We’re done when I say we’re done.

I was out there alone, and I really needed someone to argue with.

That felt fantastic, wow!

You need not fear me if you do not oppose me.

Be careful what you wish for, little king.

The dirt is where your face belongs.

We'll do this the same way we always do. Together.

You know you never stood a chance, right?

Invigorating, no?

Everyone loves a trickster — until the trick is played on them.

I am wily, unreliable, vindictive… and yet oddly compelling. Don't you think?

What is a hero? An overgrown child with a weapon.

If you see my brother… Tell him I miss him.

My soul remains noble, as my sword stays bright.

You don't know me? A shame… But you will.

Footwork matters on unfamiliar ground.

Evil is a rejection of life. Thus, I am a guardian against evil.

One may feel empathy for an enemy, and still destroy them.

People often mistake empathy for weakness.

Sometimes you can reason with people, and sometimes they need a kick in the teeth.

One must not give in to hate, but one can still enjoy revenge.

Revenge is the most visceral of impulses.

Everything eventually ends. I'm here to make sure this is not the day that it does.

Winning isn't always about hitting harder. Sometimes it's about thinking harder.

Camouflage is stupid. I want the enemy to see me… and be afraid.

Either you're on my side, or you're next in line to fall.

Goth is so out of style, [name]. Just like you.

I'm just a sword for hire. This is all so much bigger than me.

Too often, men prove themselves worse than demons.

I do the right thing unless the wrong thing is more fun.

I'm a good guy who occasionally takes stuff that doesn't belong to him.

Just say it. There's nothin' I can't fix.

When the chips are down, you want your heroes a little roguish and scruffy. Like me.

Friends have saved my life far more times than weapons… Even so, it's always nice to have a couple of weapons.

I was a little messed up there, thanks.

I've done unspeakable things. I hope it's not too late to set them right.

[wellprompted]

railjack crew — quotes heard from your very own space-faring crew.

edited for rp purposes.

"Disobedience isn't a choice I only make once. It's a fah-sukh-ung lifestyle. And it hurts."

"Shelve your judgment. Luxury makes me nauseous."

"There are others out there like me going it alone against everything they were created to be, knowing they're different, knowing why, knowing they'll never belong to anything ever again, I'm lucky, but I have a hard time living with that."

"Get me to my feet. I can kill a few more."

"I can take the pain! Keep fighting!"

"If I die, I die facing the enemy… with a weapon in my hand."

"The pain of truth is but the smarting of a cleansed wound."

"Many shall ask: by what right do you judge us? And we shall answer: by what right do you question us?"

"It is no sin to fail to see the truth. But to reject the truth once it is seen? That is sin unpardonable."

"I pledge my loyalty to you. Let us speak only truth to one another."

"I suggest greater caution. We do not have a spare hull!"

"If the hull damage gets any worse, we shall have an amazing view of the cosmos!"

"There probably should not be a fire here."

"Fire is gone! Fumes… are not. Whooo."

"This system's rotten, and me? I'm a scalpel."

"Fact is, every stable foundation is built on meat and blood. Now most people: they pretend it ain't so. It is not to their taste."

"We do the things most people can't. Without that nothing survives. No cost too great, no blood to precious is what we say. As long is ain't mine."

"Torture someone long enough they'll confess to anything. That's my favorite thing about it."

"And with my flaming brand and crimson hand did I burn away the corrupt and ignite the heavens."

"So, you know this bucket ain't bulletproof, right?"

"At this rate we're all gonna be sucking vacuum, chief!"

"I ain't goin' out like this! No way!"

"Ah, don't fix me too nice. I wanna keep the scar."

"You don't have to learn the other guy's language if all you want to do is plant an axe in his head. But trade? That means communication. And once you understand what he's saying, you realize you've got more in common than you thought."

People used to think coins were sacred. They put the faces of Gods on them."

"Sorry. I was daydreaming. Thinking of all that space out there and the amazing people in it that we can talk to."

"Oh, the cold hand of death…"

"There are more cells in my body than there are galaxies in the universe. Eight hundred billion more. Figures like that help keep one's ego in check."

"Take the time to stop - and listen - to your heart beat. And thank the Universe for making you. I assume there's a heart somewhere inside all of… that?"

[wellprompted]

quotes from warframe part 3! mildly edited for either clarity or general purpose use.

"You are looking damn well, considering. Here's to us."

"May you live until you die."

"Ultimate power lies on the knife's edge between life and death."

"So many intersections. Planes and possibilities. Hazard and luck and intent."

"Whatever damage time has done, we can undo it."

"You have stepped from the path. Tread carefully."

"Always knew that mess was going to come back and haunt me."

"You are a blade. You exist to strike. You strike to win. The lesson ends."

"Accept your death and you may yet avoid it. Trust in your training."

"Even the most principled must bow to their nature when forced."

"Consider the sword. Protect or kill; it chooses not, for it only obeys the will of its master."

"And yet you were born to. So tell me… What made you stop? To reject your nature?"

"Those you have killed are always with you. We know you."

"The shoe will be on the other foot one day. Oh, yes."

"Heard the King put a bounty on your head. How does it feel to know you're worth that much to someone?"

"Thoughts of revenge come easily to a heart turned bitter and cold."

"Sorrow will devour you, bones and all!"

"It's good that I don't remember. It's good."

"You should read to me sometime. I'd like that."

"My pa always said: There's two ways to be rich. Get a lot, or want little. This big sky? All I've ever needed."

"It is said you cannot cheat an honest man. Untrue. To cheat an honest man one does not appeal to their greed, but to their pity."

"One cannot repair people, only love them. Let go of the fallacy, or be dragged behind it."

"One more second of that miserable bloody singing and I'll go to the edge and jump off."

"Oh, to be a Drifter! No ties. No responsibilities. Nobody to take care of."

"You don't know me. You have no idea what I'm capable of!"

"Those who brave the thorn may eat the rare fruit."

"Revenge may bring some relief at first. But as [name] found, it is often cold comfort."

"Sadness is the beast that devours itself. It spawns many children – lethargy, self-pity, self-doubt."

[wellprompted]

shit said, 5th time’s the charm

“if you’d interrogated me a little harder I would’ve confessed.”

“are you moIST?”

“______ fucking shoved her heathen tongue through the back of my hEAD!”

“sex is a contact sport.”

“for context, _______ has some big boobies”

“you are a USELESS waste of oxygen—”

“please, no more penises, guys, please!”

“oop, I slipped and grabbed your throat.”

“just put it in, man.”

“it’s way too late to listen to you scream”

“get out of there, you fucknut”

“this is why i fuck with the lights off.”

“oh I shouldn’t have told you to kill yourself, my bad.”

“I don’t belong in this flesh vessel.”

“there’s no dick on that snowman.”

“dude i wish there was, i’d be riding it.”

“it’s your turn to be in the hentai.”

“my hands are stuck my hands are stuck my hands are stuck!”

“don’t pin me against the wall, ____! that’s not where i should be!”

“can’t be a war criminal if there’s no geneva code.”

“don't kill both of us you stupid bitch”

“you wanna throw me in the fire you're dying with me”

“thanks for the handholding, I’ll paypal you later.”

“aphrodite cursed sappho with simp disease.”

“I forgot that ______ came strapped.”

“oh i was dead during that year.”

“they're slaves to the education system, your honour“

“i felt this deep in my meowmeow”

“unfortunately god has let us live another day so we're here to terrorize you”

“YOU SWING THE DICK?”

“Feast thy eyes on thee buttcheeks”

“THE MOUTH IS WILLING BUT THE FLESH IS WEAK”

“god kinkshamed horny salmons so hard they can only live 2 weeks”

“why did god let the intern code the blood”

“so now i get to objectify men”

“you put your oviposition away”

“IM TRYING TO SOLVE A MYSTERY”

“i am the clown and this is my circus”

“if i wanted to try authentic swedish balls i’d go to a dating app”

Let’s be heroes!

I think I’d rather live.

Shit shit shit shit shit----

Don’t save that bitch; protect the power thingie!

I’m Vader!

Who needs their dreams crushed?

I do---wait…

Has anyone seen that guy; I threw him somewhere

This guy? I executed him; he landed at my feet!

They didn’t get it right the first time!

What do I have to do, blow out the window?

Hopefully you get some more fucking rocket launchers!

[wellprompted]

quotes from warframe part two, now with more quotes!

"Nobody wants to be a slave. You understand that. These dogs aren't our masters. We won't follow their orders any longer!"

"_______, don't listen to that, that ________. She just wants to hold you back. Stay with me to explore your... potential." 

"Look at me ______. Don't you want this? Can't you see what a gift this is?" 

"Remember, if you have to ask, the answer is... NO." 

"How can you defend these devils, after what they've done to you?!" 

"Howl all you want... It won't bring him back." 

"But all miracles require sacrifice." 

"She's neither. She's a hawk - calling with sparrow's song." 

"And her venom... spreads not into flesh, but into your heart." 

"It is difficult to understand the universe if you only study one planet." 

"That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be." 

"If we do not control the enemy, the enemy will control us." 

"If we make our opponent flinch, we have already won." 

"A perfect specimen of wasted life." 

"HOW does the Taxman keep YOU under his boot? Deny you that which you need? Blame the poor for it, and then tell you: 'Working even harder will fix it'?!" 

"You see and are seen!" 

"Be superior to nothing but your former self. Be well, surah!" 

"Mother says I shouldn't hate them for what they did. She says that things only grow when watered. But I want to hate them." 

"These clowns are one mistake away from me doing something they'll regret... for about two seconds." 

"Many things have been taken from us, it's true. But fortune favors the bold, and there ain't none so bold as people with nothin' to lose." 

"To quote another: 'Virtue, integrity and courage are my priorities. I can be approached, but never pushed; befriended but never coerced; killed but never shamed.' Here's to you, Dreamers." 

"When the 'why' is plain as day, the 'how' tends to get done." 

"The trick to doing the impossible is to get out there and bloody well do it." 

[wellprompted]

hollywood undead: new empire edition

“some of us are born at the end of our lives.”

“here I am again at the edge of a knife.”

“heavy is the head that wears the crown of thorns.”

“I'm all alone with my solitary violence.”

“and you know I go straight for the throat.”

“why do people always walk what they could never be?”

“gotta reckon with the devil every second that I sleep.”

“what we gotta prove to another?”

“do you love to see me suffer?“

“and I refuse to live a life where I know there is no change.”

“not even God can save me now.”

“if I could turn back the hands of time, I'd never try to change my fate 'cause it made me who I am today.”

“I don't wanna live a life in circles of pain.”

“all my life I was held by hands of hate.”

“I won't say sorry for the things that I've done.”

“ain't it funny how life is such a struggle?”

"you've always got your back up against the wall.”

“dear God, did you forget your son?”

“I just wanna live before I die.”

“and now I swear I'm blind, looking for the light I can never find.”

[wellprompted]

SHIT SAID: A FOURTH ROUND

“boobs get in the way of murder”

“all of her magic is stored in her tits”

“this ____ actually made my eyes bleed“

“is this murder time”

“you cannot murder if there's no one to murder”

“I NEED STRONGER TOYS.”

“fuck you, fuck you, you and your mother”

“oh shit calm your fucking tits”

“can you just stop for a second and not die?”

“you're not that beautiful but you're too young to die”

“I’ll yeet it like my mom yeeted me out of herself at my birth.”

“Depending on the daddy then he can step on me“

“_____ is a lot of things, but she/he’s no daddy.”

“it's shrivelled like an old man's ballsack”

“gays into the iris”

“PLEASE I'M OUT OF BALLS“

“WE ARE TRYING TO FIND THE DICK”

“'how many children do we have to sell today”

“'i can't help it if they explode when i shoot them”

“i just pat them on the head and say “life gets harder, kid”“

“the turns have tabled”

“fuck y'oll”

“it takes two to end up in that closet.”

“one is for cheek the other for chonk”

“wrap me in your grappling hook and set me on fire daddy.”

“sometimes u gotta push it“

“if I were a gardener you'd be my hoe”

“EXAMINE ME DOCTOR”

“I've folded a thousand paper dicks now I get a wish”

“don’t make me flex my god complex.”

“don’t talk shit when you’re in cumshot range.”

“i’m blind, not stupid.”

“stop smacking the long schlong.”

“stop fucking my unicorn!”

“therefore all men are gay by default.”

“I need manpons.”

“I will get you fuckers trunks and you better wear them.”

“you fucked my sister!”

“dad told you when you were young that the butthole is the most sensitive part of a woman.”

“shut up you whore, just shove it in.”

“is your asshole okay? is it wet?”

“stop beating your meat in front of people, you fucking whore!”

“it tasted like a family of apples got into a car crash and only one survived.”

“I wanna get reverse vore’d.”

“... I suddenly understand why I’m always in gay baby jail.”

[wellprompted]

EVANESCENCE LYRICS

for the 00s emo in all of us

“bring me to life.”

“you never call me when you’re sober.”

“catch me as I fall.”

“has no one told you she’s not breathing?”

“I can’t change who I am.”

“my love wasn’t enough.”

“I can’t say no to you.”

“we’re all grieving.”

“you don’t know me, now or ever.”

“guess it wasn’t real after all.”

“guess it wasn’t real all along.”

“don’t make me sleep alone.”

“these wounds won’t seem to heal.”

“I can’t keep pretending that I don’t even know you.”

“I’ve dreamt so long I cannot dream anymore.”

“forget this life.”

“I can’t go on like this.”

“call my name and save me from the dark.”

“bid my blood to run.”

“am I too lost to be saved?”

“don’t say I’m out of touch.”

“say you’re here and it’s all over now.”

“you’ve been dreaming if you’re thinking that I still belong to you.”

“in the end you can never wash the blood from your hands.”

“you give me all but the reason why.”

“I don’t know your heart.”

“you will never be strong enough.”

“you will never be good enough.”

“I can see the lie you’re dreaming I’ll believe.”

“how can the darkness feel so wrong?”

“I took their smiles and I made them mine.”

[wellprompted]

SHIT SAID: PART TROIS

a collection of utter bullshit tastefully selected from a chaotic discord server: part three

“you can't tame me it's like trying to leash a dolphin.”

“yo foot fucker, go the fuck to sleep.”

“I DON'T FUCK FEET”

“fine w/e i'll shove an entire foot up my snatch and liveblog it”

“i've had enough of this malarkey”

“i've been sexually abooped”

“how do you get over someone you never dated”

“why tf did i talk about fuckin dumb stupid ass feet sm”

“FOOT F U C K ER”

“i'll drop my pants for ______ wait a sec”

“I too have a boner for murder ______”

“tell that bitch to YEET”

“I might not be your dad but I am your daddy.”

“raw(r) me right meow, mommy cat !”

“must i plunge my twig into your nether branch once more.”

“ I can't see my key jard”

“it's a mouth u inconsiderate blind old bat”

“canadians dont eat ass they eh ass”

“don’t make me cry about my daddy issues again“

“now that i don't get forcibly yeeted from my own bed“

“I expected nothing and was... not surprised anyway“

“imma find me a sugar daddy“

“If I’m a swine you’re a hoe“

“Find yourself a sugar daddy just so you can have issues with him“

“Who can ever rival with ___________’s daddy issues though“

“ _______ has already honked ______'s heart”

“space cops always have something questionable in their mouths“

“LET'S GET TO URANUS!!!”

“im the space shuttle to uranus”

“THERES NO CHEESE IN IT U DRIED PRUNE”

“hewwo you're doing the murdering“

“ WAKEY WAKEY THE CURSED SAYS HELLO“

“FREE SWORDS! GET YOUR FREE SWORDS EVERYONE“

“ I’d love to be screwed by Pikachu’s voice— not that i’m a furry.“

“Settle for BDSM like the rest of us“

“I'M KINKSHAMING YOUR ROBOT FUCKING ASS“

“_____ you kinky hoe“

“GNHHH WHEN WILL MY BIG DICK COME..”

“Like regular daddies or sex daddies?”

“CATCH MY PANTIES DROPPING LIKE THE STOCK MARKET.” 

“vore ________ for exactly no cost.” 

“I finally got my bloody head.”

[wellprompted]

VERGERE: PHILOSOPHICAL

quotes taken from the star wars expanded universe

“What distinguishes a flower from a weed is only this: the choice of the gardener.”

“Out of control is just code for ‘I don’t want to admit I’m the kind of person who would do such things.’ It’s a lie.”

“The most valuable lesson one can teach a fanatic is that fanaticism is self-defeating.”

“Questions are more true than answers, because all the answers fall short of the truth: this is the beginning of wisdom.”

“A master of defense is one who is never in the place that is attacked.”

“A right that is given is as useless as a virtue that is given. Rights are used, or they have no value, just as virtues must be performed.”

“Freedom is always alarming.”

“Orders not backed by force are only suggestions.”

“You feel empty. You feel alone. Lonely. Almost frightened, but also strong, yes? The name for what you are feeling is freedom. How did you expect it to feel? You are free, and that can be lonely, and empty, and frightening. But it is also powerful.”

“The truth is greater than the words we use to describe it.”

“Why is a question that is always deeper than the answer. Perhaps you should ask you should ask instead: what?”

“Everything I tell you is a lie. And the truth.”

“What I have done? Oh, no no no, this is about what you have done.”

“That, at least, is very clear. I give you a gift, __________. I free you from hope of rescue. Can you not see how I am trying to help you?”

[wellprompted]

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

a series of general prompts, taken from across champions and skin lines

"The story of a sword is inked in blood."

"Follow the wind, but watch your back."

"The road to ruin is shorter than you think."

"Justice. That's a pretty word."

"Is a leaf's only purpose to fall?"

"I will not forget who I am."

"Honor is in the heart, not the name."

"Kill me? You can try."

"There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers."

"There is only death... mine, or yours!"

"If you've come to kill me... I hope you brought friends."

"You can't run from yourself, ____... I've tried."

"Hesitation is the seed of defeat."

"A great darkness approaches."

"Meaning, in every snowflake."

"The goats are wise; eat everything, climb everything, and if something kicks you, kick it back!"

"Witness true strength."

"Don't turn your back, or expose your neck."

"It is terrible to be satisfied. The world needs us to chase dreams."

"I don't want you to fail, I want you to learn."

"The sky was naught but dying stars."

"No dawn comes without darkness."

"Tough talk for worm food."

"Some call it magic. I call it good aim."

"Death is a mercy, and I have enough mercy to go around."

"The softest water wears down the hardest rock."

"Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait."

"When they find you, they will cry."

"The world is cruel. It does not have to be ugly."

"The always-enchanting tale of star-crossed lovers."

"Brave the shadows, find the truth."

"Cut the last breath from them."

"Challenge me, ______ ... you shall not be an orphan long!"

"I've given up too much to let you stop me."

"He may be your blood, but we are your people."

"Embracing life means accepting death."

"The only true death is to never live.

"Tomorrow is a hope, never a promise."

"Today only matters if we can remember it tomorrow."

"My humanity cannot be overwritten."

"So long as you refuse to obey, you are human."

"The fact that you're following orders doesn't make you any less responsible."

"I knew there was hope for you."

"If anything ever happens to me, it's up to you to finish this."

"You were the best of us - once."

"Don't let them snuff out your light."

"Come back from the shadows."

"There's still good in you. I know it."

"You gave up everything you were, and it still wasn't enough."

"The storm follows in my wake."

"The darker the night, the brighter the stars."

"Fight or be forgotten."

"Peace is the greatest lie of all."

"Die with fear in your heart, or win with blood on your hands."

"Eventually, the sands claim us all."

"I will fight as long as I stand!"

"We - I - must remember."

"Succumb! It's inevitable."

"This is but a battle. I've already won the war."

"You've got dangerous eyes... I like that."

"All you need is hope. And a giant metal suit."

"When darkness closes in, drill right through it!"

[wellprompted]

SHIT SAID: REDUX

a collection of utter bullshit tastefully selected from a chaotic discord server: part two

“The inside is what matters, that’s why I like vore.”

“I want someone to whip my bucket so hard I clang.”

“The law isn’t the only thing getting laid tonight.”

“Shut your fuck, you fuck.”

“Shut the fuck up before I fuck your shut up.”

“NOT MY ELONGATED VEGETABLE.”

“NOT IN MY HOUSE.”

“THERE’S A WEED IN MY GARDEN.”

“I’M BURNING YOUR GARDEN DOWN.”

“Clings so hard our dicks explode into the sun.”

“Here me spew fire”

“I identify as a murder free bubble”

“_____ is wet”

“we roll up blaring "bitch better have my money" with knives in our hands ready 2 fuckin KILL.”

“you can pin me to the wall. because i'm a masterpiece.”

“MY NAME IS EDWARD ELRIC AND I'M NOT FUCKING SHORT”

“I cow computers into submission for a living.”

[Rihanna voice] CHAINS AND WHIPS

“STAB ME”

“Daddy gotta be on top.”

“Daddy is always on top.”

“Shove your eggs into my nest, insert your worm into my beak.”

“_____ has mommy issues, ____ has daddy issues, together they just have Issues.”

“I need to take my pants off.”

“I would let _________’s voice raw me.”

“I might have a concussion and I’m here singing about being drilled in the ass I’m fucking--”

“Tell my boyfriend I gotta go because a ______ is going to tell me he wants me to “drill his ass daddy”.”

“He wanked with his metal arm so much he has a metal kink.”

“How can you have a metal kink if you don’t have a conDICKtor?”

“I can’t say I’m an enabler of such things bUT I’M NOT SAYING NO.”

“LET. THE. TITS. BE. GRABBED.”

“You leave _______ and his self loathing out of this.”

“We can be a screaming wreck.”

“DAD GET WITH THE TIMES.”

“Don’t tease us good like this.”

“Pin me to the wall, _____, maybe then you’ll love me like you love ______.”

“Beat my ass with the sword.”

[wellprompted]

SHIT SAID

a collection of utter bullshit tastefully selected from a chaotic discord server: part one

“Choke me.”

“I’m into that.”

“Choke me so hard my tongue slips down my throat and falls out my ass.”

“You’re my heterosexual life partner.”

“What does this soiled Wendy’s nugget think she is?”

“Crack an egg on my ass, and fuck me so hard it scrambles.”

“Seafood Freakshow: 59% Of Tuna Mislabeled, Fake Tuna Linked to ‘Anal Oil Leakage’.”

“My dick is out, pulsating with the vigor of a worm in a bird’s mouth.”

“Roast me o'er the spits of hell. Spice me up with Real Emo Hours™ and a huge helping of angst.”

“UGLASS.”

“ ‘The Safe Word is Mistress’ lookin’ ass.”

“God damn, shawty got me swoonin’ with the chest bigger than a cheddarfilled crust pizza.”

“Lewd but rude.”

“Hey big head. ;)”

“By ‘lit’, I mean LITerally on the verge of drowning the world in our angst.”

“I too identify as a blueberry and stick my dick in other blueberries.”

“But beware of the dangers, for the man that met the devil, the one who meets the truest of all evils, his very last recorded words were: SHAWTY TOO THICC.”

“I want to cry so hard my dick goes dry.”

“Whose mans is this??”

“Delightful. I was only choked twice.”

“Your mcm could never.”

“Your mcm thinks this is deep.”

“Licks my phone screen like a lustful lizard.”

“You know my sex tape, not my story.”

“Holy cheesecake, he’s topless!”

“DROP YOUR PANTS, BITCH.”

“OK LETTUCE HEAD.”

“This is the only type of BDSM allowed in this household.”

“Trash talk so much your mouth turns into a landfill.”

“___, SHUT YOUR HELL YOUR MOUTH.”

“Shoves an entire Bible up my 🐱 and waits for the hallelujah to spill forth from his foaming maw.”

“Why spread your legs when you could be spreading the word of the Lord to your peers.”

“EEEE, EEEE, echolocate into my blowhole.”

“Slide that pipin’ hot weiner in between my buns.”

“From deadass to headass real quick.”

“Sexuality: Grabby Girl™.”

“Slap that ass so hard the Earth flips upside down and rotates counter clockwise.”

“Went venus trap on that dick mmm chomp chomp ladies.”

“Deepthroats the knife.”

“Codka is my foreber girl.”

“There’s a weed in my garden.”

“That’s when they jumped him, four guys, all at once.”

[wellprompted]

SIMON CURTIS

a series of lines from his albums that evoke longing / unrequited love... and ex-lovers

"... but most of all, he wanted to love."

"For could be more simple than to love... and be loved in return?"

"Before you take a bullet think you better get a bodyguard."

"You're only gonna get one chance to make the world aware of who you are and what you do."

"I've done this before."

"Eighteen years, faced all of our fears. We took on the world together."

"It's inevitable that you'll fall in."

"I fell in and I think I might drown."

"They say that love is a game only played by the dumbest of fools."

"Like a feather falling through the light... I'm drifting into madness."

"Told you sometimes I see things that others won't believe."

"Will you take me out into the light where I can finally see?"

"This is a relationship in which I make a sacrifice."

"I wanna fix it but I don't think I can."

"Don't you know what we could be?"

"It's not enough to be better than the rest."

"The people keep on begging me to give in."

"Listen to me; I don't wanna be alone."

"You're not gonna get away with leading me on."

"What would you say if I said that I want you?"

"I swear someday you're gonna freak and claw out my eye."

"I can't count all the times that I had to say I'm sorry."

"Do you remember the first time that you looked up into the night sky with me?"

"I would move the sun and the planet if I could get you back in my orbit with me."

[wellprompted]

HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD: LINES THAT ARE RAW AS FUCK

a collection taken from across their albums

"I ain't here to shake things up, but I got my hand on my gun."

"Can you see me, my love? Up there above?"

"We all kneel down before the storm, when waves come crashing at your door."

"Life is short, but death is certain."

"I had something to say, but the words went away just like they always do."

"I'm not really bad, I'm just made up of bad things."

"I'm really not a mad man, the voices keep asking."

"Just let me burn, it's what I deserve."

"It's nights like these that we all love living."

"If the city never sleeps, then fuck it, neither will I."

"There’s no light, there’s no sound; hard to breathe when you’re underground."

"Leave the virtue of pity, but we live with the shame."

"I spent my whole life choosing, and I always chose wrong."

"What would you say if I told you I hate you?"

"What would you do if your life's on the line?"

"They say some awful things, ways to make you fade away."

"I don't believe in all your demons anymore."

"Lost my name but it's etched in stone."

"Take me home when the cold wind blows."

"Take me home where the restless go, reckless to the day I rest my bones."

"Wakin' up, I don't feel alive. How fucked up are we inside?"

"If I could do it again, would it be alright? Or am I living a sin just being by your side?"

"Do you see a lion when you look inside of me?"

"Here's a story of everything we'll ever be."

"Promise that you'll love me, watch me as I fade."

"We are made from broken parts; we are broken from the start."

"It's hard at times to ask if you can save my heart for last."

"I will not die in the night but in the light."

[wellprompted]

SAYINGS BORROWED FROM YIDDISH

a collection of loosely, but still source-faithful, translations

A broken spirit is hard to heal.

“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.

An empty barrel reverberates loudly.

Ask advice from everyone, but act with your own mind.

Beautiful is not what is beautiful, but what one likes.

Better that my enemy should see good in me than I should see evil in him.

Conceit and an empty purse are no companions.

Don’t be scared when you have no other choice.

Don’t depend on miracles.

Don’t climb too high and you won’t have to fall.

Don’t eat the challah before you’ve made the blessing.

Even a poor man wants to live.

For your children’s sake you would tear the world apart.

Go understand a girl: she looks forward to her wedding and weeps as she walks to the marriage ceremony.

God save us from having one shirt, one eye, and one child.

Had they put your brain inside a bird, it would have started flying backwards!

I did wrong? So call me a nut!

If one soldier knew what the other thinks, there would be no war.

If you can’t endure the bad, you’ll not live to witness the good.

Lending should be done with witnesses; giving, without witnesses.

Life is the greatest bargain—you get it for nothing.

Necessity breaks iron.

One person speaks Russian like a Jew, another speaks Yiddish like a Goy.

Pledge yourself and you’ve sold yourself.

Talk too much and you give yourself away.

The body is a sponge, the soul an abyss.

The cat knows whose meat she ate!

The first time it’s smart, the second time it’s cute, the third time you get a sock in the teeth.

The smallest vengeance poisons the soul.

Worries are easier to bear with soup than without it.

You could live, but they don’t let you.

Youth is a mistake, middle age a battle, and old age a regret.