do you think bella ever farted in her sleep while edward was staying over and if so, do u think edward was embarrassed by it or do u think he found it adorable and considered it music to his ears
we all need to take a step back and think about the kinds of messages we send strangers on the internet is what i think
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bella is very concerned about driver’s safety
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Bella: So if one energy drink can keep me up for 2 hours, chugging twelve means I can stay awake 24?
Edward, already dialing 911: No! Absolutely not!
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vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car
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Alice: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Jasper?
Jasper: No.
Edward: I do.
Alice: I know, Edward.
Edward: I’m sad.
Alice: I know, Edward.
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Happy Birthday, Isabella Swan - September 13, 1987.
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REBLOG IF YOU THINK THAT STEPHENIE MEYER SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ONLY ABOUT CARLISLE AND ESME ^U^
I totally think that x) ♥
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Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary (late)
He kissed me tenderly, adoringly; I forgot the crowd, the place, the time, the reason… only remembering that he loved me, that he wanted me, that I was his.
He began the kiss, and he had to end it; I clung to him, ignoring the titters and the throat-clearing in the audience. Finally, his hands restrained my face and he pulled back—too soon—to look at me. On the surface his sudden smile was amused, almost a smirk. But underneath his momentary entertainment at my public exhibition was a deep joy that echoed my own.
The crowd erupted into applause, and he turned our bodies to face our friends and family. I couldn’t look away from his face to see them.
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