wendyanon

[wendyanon]

one day i will get us all to go to a ball and ethan and i can dance to enchanted and life can be perfect

[wendyanon]

was once a nothing burger to a stupid boy

now i’m an everything bagel to my man 🥰

[wendyanon]

ABOUT TO TACKLE THIS MAN IN THIS CLUB GONNA JUMP HIS BONES LIKE STEPH SAID

[wendyanon]

[wendyanon]

not my fault my fiancé is hot

can’t go on double dates with wendy and ethan because wendy won’t stop trying to jump ethan’s bones

[wendyanon]

YOU CAN’T STOP ME!

Think I need to prescribe Wendy some sedatives.

[wendyanon]

how i’m currently looking at ethan from across the room

[wendyanon]

ethan 👹

ethan is the love of my life.

and i am the loss of kurt’s life because that man LOST A TEN!

[wendyanon]

ethan is the love of my life.

and i am the loss of kurt’s life because that man LOST A TEN!

[wendyanon]

when ivy agrees with me you know i’m right 🙂‍↕️

sometimes you gotta crash out about your man

[wendyanon]

sometimes you gotta crash out about your man

[wendyanon]

“wendy your standards are too high”

well i grew up having to watch the prequels with wes and padame and anakin set the standards soooooooooo

[wendyanon]

screw you guys i’m going home

[wendyanon]

my boyfriend won’t look at me :(

[wendyanon]

current husband is also my only husband and my last husband until the day he dies because i ain’t dying anytime soon

[wendyanon]

this album is for me!