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Girls with swords are great but there aren't enough girls with flanged maces or morning stars to go around. Give me a woman who does bludgeoning damage

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i am so genuinely blinded by how attractive masc women are that i will forget that the rest of society refuses to find them sexy until they reform into femininity. you would take a carving knife to a flawless painting and claim you’re the better artist.

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one of the funniest parts of playing a 15 year old shithead in dnd is when adults are Rightfully suspicious of him bc 9 times out of 10 he is on Some Bullshit. but regardless of how justified, it makes all his enemies look insane bc they're beefing with a child

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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

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It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.

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Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

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absolutely obsessed with margaret encino as a character build. 0 fighting abilities but THE mvp of the party. she tries to shoot someone once and gets a nat one. she gets hit for 4 points of damage once and wails in pain for the whole rest of the fight. 19 hp but she can do things with her cell phone i couldn't pull off with a nuke. maybe your minmaxed oathbreaker paladin can deal 60 damage per turn, but can they secure healthcare for their whole party? can they offer a $2,000 signing bonus? can they stop a fight with a single click of a button? didn't fucking think so.

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take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

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Read Chapter 23 of I've Heard of It

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hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

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They're Double Trouble!!!

My girlssss, I haven't drawn them in so long, I'm so proud of this <333

(Art reference is under the cut also if you like my art then please reblog it)

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me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance

me irl:

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Leverage: Redemption 3x1- "The Weekend in Paris Job"

Leverage: Redemption 3x2- "The Digital Frankenstein Job"

Leverage: Redemption 3x3- "The Scared Stiff Job"

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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.

Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.

God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.

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the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm