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we never saw the grinch jerk off…… dare i say he’s asexual?
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getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.
you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)
and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.
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i dont have a praise kink i just need beautiful women to tell me im doing a good job
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I wish life wasn’t so finite so I could spend a million years with my best friend and my cat, but I guess that makes the time with them all the more special
#i wanna sob#i love you so so so much#all the time in the world#and not enough time to spend with you
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Hungy for grass
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[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]
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but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3

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I'm such a girl who lays in bed and doesn't want to get up
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I just got my period on international women’s day……. This feels like a hate crime
#hate crime in us#period cramps#international women's day#women’s rights#women’s day#this is stupid#i’m also sick#i wanna cry#seven bloody nights#bleeding out of my pussy#misogynistic
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We should make our own last names so you can start a new generation with new names :)

#names#dank memes#funny#hilarious#meme#memes#dank meme#funny pics#humor#jokes#lol#these tags mean nothing
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My hungry ass couldn’t be an archaeologist
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Hey can you advertise apples for the simple reason of: I want to see the stocks go up slightly more to see chaos in the overall apple stock market
You greatly overestimate my influence on produce
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If you pat my head like you would a dog, you are dead to me
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