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Nico, texting: Babes. I'm at the fresh market before work

Percy: Good morning get me a peach

Will: oh an apple for me love ya

Nico: I'll get you both the heavens and the earth,

the stars and the moon,

but I just left and I'm too lazy to go back

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Percy: Also I'll teach you how to make cupcakes

Will: Proceed with caution i might burn down your kitchen

Nico: He actually would

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Nico: Sorry i called you a fucking idiot i was trying to flirt.

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Percy and Will are an active couple.

I'm talking:

• Late night walks when their schedules match up. (Percy's decision.)

• Booking swimming at least 3 times a month.

• Yoga.

• Early morning walks when their schedules match up. (Will's decision.)

• Walks/jogs whenever they're bored with nothing to do.

• Extensive swimming whenever they go to the beach. (At least 2 times a month and every vacation.)

• Holding the others feet to the ground as they do sit ups.

• Star jump contests that end with a truce kiss, messy due to their laughing and panting.

• Plank contests. (Which they definitely don't cheat during. It's not like one purposely tickles the other or anything, obviously. Neither of them would ever stoop so low.)

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Nico: Someone will die.

Will: Of fun!

Percy: and of murder.

Will: Theres gonna be drinks pumpkins-

Nico: Bloody goblins

Will: Fake ones!

Percy: Dead people that we just murdered

Will: not murdered but dead people from tv or movies

Nico: mutilated bodies

Will: FAKE ONES

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Mr.D, gesturing towards Hazel: Okay, first of all I'd like to introduce our new ambassador of camp Jupiter, Hailey, and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed to me this morning. Unnecessary but appreciated

Piper, whispering to Hazel: Why'd you give him two dollars?

Hazel, whispering back : I thought he was homeless

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Percy: Where are your parents?

Tyson: What are parents?

Percy, grabbing Riptide: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard. Someone's negligent ass is going to get kicked today.

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Will & Nico: We have feelings for you.

Percy: Why? What's wrong with you both? Are you sure you guys are okay?

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Nico knew exactly what Percy went through in HoH, how Tartarus pushes you to be your absolute worst just to survive, and just how badly it would affect him. After all, Percy is one stubborn kid that would absolutely beat himself up over what he did to that goddess, having no compassion towards himself. And you cannot possibly convince me that if things had gone just a little bit differently, Nico wouldn't have had the opportunity and compassion of stopping the nonesense, and Percy would have actually listened, for once.

It was supposed to be done for day 2 of @percico-nicercy-events : Powerful Percy and Nico.

Forgot to say: The Shadow is actually a Jungian concept, and I though that out of everyone in PJO, Nico would easily be the one most in touch with that side of himself!

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Just had a great werco/jacksolangelo idea:

Imagine Will Solace singing and playing the guitar for Percy and Nico the song Eurydice from the netflix show Kaos.

Was just casually listening and the lyrics "Cause you're my life (Percy) and you're my death (Nico)" fits them perfectly stop im making myself tear up

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percy: *intensely watching the news, waiting to hear about something he may have caused*

piper: come on percy, come eat with us. you’ve been sitting there waiting for hours. if something happens, you’ll hear about it eventually. a watched pot never boils

percy, distractedly: yeah and an ignored one boils over

piper: that-

piper, turning to annabeth in confusion: have i been spending too much time with him or is that one of the most logical things i’ve ever heard someone say?

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i like to think Nico uses ghosts like google. just if he ever has a question that he doesn't feel like researching via books or whatever he just marches out into the middle of the woods with a sacrifice and goes "Am I Gay Quiz" and a whole council of ghosts crop up and begin debating it

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Nico: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Percy: Oh. We're going out?

Nico: Wh...

Will: Yes.

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*Percy and Nico contemplating*

Percy: I think we might be gay.

Nico: *Nodding*

Will, enters: You guys are fucking idiots.

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Everytime Epic the Musical taps me on the shoulder and drags me back to the PJO fandom I come back and remember there aint more WERCO fanfics i get sad again and drift away 😭

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People falling in love with Percy. It’s a canonical event. No, you cannot intervene.