weremars

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i wish i were a shorebird so bad man im sick abojt it

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playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that’s wrong but it’s pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month

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An old animation from chapter 2

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my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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Two ladybirds having a shag that i edited cbat over

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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got

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holy grill

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fool me once kill yourself fool me twice kill yourself

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Gay Hooded Warblers

In 1988, a researcher spotted a male Hooded Warbler (which the researcher named Y) building and sitting on a nest within the territory of another male (which the researcher called X). This was unusual for several reasons.

Male warblers rarely build nests and tend not to sit on the eggs or nestlings. Plus, X was a fierce singer who usually defended his territory from other males!

Y and X cared for their nest together, feeding nestlings. It’s not clear where those nestlings came from- it’s possible that another Hooded Warbler laid eggs in an act of same-species brood parasitism, basically leaving her eggs for someone else to raise. The nestlings might have been Brown-headed Cowbirds, which also practice brood parasitism. The fate of this nest is unknown.

A month later, Y turned up on the territory of another nearby male (Z). Z and Y had a nest with one Brown-headed Cowbird and two baby Hooded Warblers. Z would bring food to the nest, feeding his waiting mate and nestlings.

It’s tough to conclusively label these birds, but it’s pride month, so.  Gay warblers!

Original article (anyone can access):

Niven, D. (1993). Male-Male Nesting Behavior in Hooded Warblers. The Wilson Bulletin, 105(1), 190-193. Retrieved from https://sora.unm.edu/sites/default/files/journals/wilson/v105n01/p0190-p0193.pdf 

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yeah i’m a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess

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I hate when you catch yourself having a thought that hints at deeper insanities than previously imagined

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if your flight ever gets delayed cause I;m out here grabbin em all hohohohohoho puttin em in my pockets hahahaha

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freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

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i have a few more unconstructive things to add to the conversation and then i'll leave

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fed by my small and hardworking mama

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this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺