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UN says it’s starvation.

EU says it’s starvation.

USAID says it’s starvation.

PVA says it’s starvation.

Even Trump says it’s starvation.

Everyone admits it — except Israel, the one doing it.

Forced starvation is not “self-defense.” It’s genocide.

My family desperately needs help to recover and survive, please donate whatever you can to us here

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Cursed to be stuck inside this ancient amulet for years but you know I was kind of getting used to it. The solitude had eaten away just enough of my sanity that I'm pretty sure it only would've been a few more days before I started hallucinating some really neat shit.

But then. THEN. This fuckass twink descendant of my mortal enemies picks up my amulet. Takes right out of the sacred chamber. I guess it was finally a ruin now? Worse timing possible, too late to stop me going insane and right before the insanity could pay off.

So some clueless idiot is actually wearing me for the first time in centuries. I'm gonna wreck this dude's shit, I don't care if he is weirdly nice and kind of pretty in the face department. The second I accumulate enough power I'm breaking out of here and making him regret being born.

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I think that it’s important, as consumers, to avoid letting the visual and mechanical shorthand language of video games color our reactions to real situations involving real people, as much of that shorthand can reflect and reinforce the destructive knee-jerk prejudice of the culture that produced it. As an example, let’s take Fallout. When you’re dungeoneering in Fallout and you come across a space where there are flayed, mutilated corpses strung up all over the place, that’s the developer using visual shorthand to frictionlessly inform you, without breaking the loop of play, that you have the moral high ground over whoever lives here, and thus moral license to kill them and take their things. But in real life, when you go over someone’s house and they’ve got flayed and mutilated corpses strung up all over the place? I mean, maybe that’s from the last tenant. Maybe they have a roommate. Maybe they were all just jerks. I mean you literally just got here, you don’t know, you gotta let this play out for a minute

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waiter! a bullet in the head for me please

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I don’t know what to say or what to write to ask for help from you. I don’t know what word will be effective so that you can help us and donate to us. Is it (the word hungry, afraid, or displaced and immigrant)? What should we say so that you can help us? We have said a lot, but no one cares about us as if Gaza no longer exists. I want to remind you that there are people in a spot in your world called Gaza where there are 2 million hungry, besieged people. Don’t forget us. We are being exterminated with all kinds of weapons from all countries (Israel, America, Britain, France, and countless countries that send weapons to Israel so that they can attack us with them. It is as if we have become a testing ground for new weapons. If there is a country that wants to test a new weapon it invented, it sends it to Israel so that it can use it on us under the pretext of fighting terrorism. What kind of terrorism is this that you killed 60,000 innocent, defenseless people with? What kind of terrorism is this? Is a child a terrorist, a woman a terrorist, an elderly man a terrorist, or are the youth who aspired to achieve their dreams terrorists? They all died.) You destroyed You destroyed our dreams, you destroyed our youth, you destroyed our future, you destroyed entire generations, and you are still destroying us, killing us, and starving us. Fuck Israel and everyone who supports and backs it.

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real yearners know its not about getting what you want and real preemptive grievers know its not about making the most of what you still have

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(fantasy domme explaining safewords voice) well you see green represents verdant forests and soft grasses that you want to touch ... yellow is the sun: you may wish to stand under it for hours, but you need to hide in the shade so it doesn't burn you ... red is fire. dont fuckin touch that.

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Im always so delighted to remember that the blue meth in breaking bad was rock candy and the cast would constantly snack on it. It makes me want a show that uses breaking bad's insanely well crafted cinematography and wonderful writing but it's about an old witch and her young transgender apprentice opening a candy shop in a small village in the alps

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they got deltarune on at the bar

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Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

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blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

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I like how the "Welcome Back" meme always lines up death days with birthdays, because it implies that souls only attach to hosts that have already exited the womb. Perhaps amniotic fluid repels souls (how could we use this?), or perhaps souls cannot differentiate between mother and child until the umbilical cord is severed. But I imagine the most common explanation would be that the soul enters the body via inhalation (at first breath), which would make the soul an airborne parasite. But to answer your question, no I cannot explain the gap in my resume.

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I once swallowed almost $2 in small change coins because I was VERY bored. My mother found out and physically picked me up and said HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH, CHILD and i couldn't answer because i was too small to know how to count coins. for like a month we genuinely didn't know if i had finished "depositing to the bank" (actual phrase used by my dad who reminded me of this story) and they started using a metal detector on the toilet for weeks afterwards.

I produced $1.85 in change and to this day when my family are short a few cents on a transaction they will turn to me and say something like "can you cover me? toilet's that way". They did this in front of a waitress and she subsequently refused to accept a cash tip from us.

this is an amazing anecdote lmfao

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Mario is it ok that I cheat at your game? I'm not good at it, especially wall kicks I cannot figure them out

You'a do what you'a got to do to enjoy yourself, first and foremost!

...There'a 'purist' in me who'a would eventually hope to see you'a play 'properly', but I'a have come to understand over the years that'a it's important for fun to be fun! Not'a restricted fun.

(But... if you'a need help with wallkicks, they'a work differently compared to'a other titles! You'a gotta try to'a press the jump button just as I'a hit the wall instead of waiting for me to'a slide off it! It'a takes some practice, but once you'a figure it out, it'a feels great!)

You'a just focus on enjoying my game, no matter how you play!

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turn back

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oh yeah I made more versions of that little beef react to send to people

hoping these are enough to cover the entire scope of human emotion

benevolence

desire

retribution