wetformylove

[wetformylove]

are you sure the task you're currently doing wouldn't be easier if i was huffing your taint while you did it. did you double-check

[wetformylove]

you know this already but you have my full consent to do whatever sexual thing you want to me while i'm sleeping or as a method of waking me up. i trust you and i love when you just use me as needed at any hour of the day or night

[wetformylove]

SEXY PERSONALITY QUIZ. WHICH SEXY CHARACTER CONCEPT ARE YOU?*

*this is just for fun and silly, do not feel obligated to fit into a character for me

1. What color do you feel like wearing today?

A) Black

B) Gold

C) Blue

D) Peach

2. What genre of music are you grooving to?

A) Classic rock

B) Hip-hop

C) Folk

D) Prog rock

3. What lingerie would I look cute in right now?

A) Black velvet beaded with red

B) Too-small gold bralette that almost spills my tits out

C) Lacy powder-blue matching set with floral embroidery

D) Translucent white that doesn't hide anything

4. What sounds fun?

A) Whipping me

B) Leashing me

C) Using me as a footstool

D) Overstimulating me

5. What else sounds fun?

A) Marking me as yours

B) Putting together a skimpy outfit for me to wear in public

C) Making me do chores with the vibe in

D) Spitting in my mouth and hearing me thank you enthusiastically

6. What part of your body do you most want worshipped right now?

A) Your mouth/tongue/spit

B) Your butt or your armpits

C) Your feet or your chest

D) Your pussy

7. What are you up to while you're sitting on my face?

A) Reading

B) Video games

C) Working

D) Taking pictures of me

MOSTLY A's: VAMPIRE. you are a powerful vampire. you drink blood to survive, especially mine. i like that i can give you part of me, and help you be strong. i am your human familiar right now, but i hope someday you'll transform me into a vampire too. when one vampire transforms another, the newer vampire becomes a thrall to the original vampire, magically bound to obey and serve them. which sounds romantic to me, so i don't mind. plus i know you'll be nice to me, so when you're ruling the world and stuff we can be cozy together in your castle

MOSTLY B's: DECADENT EMPRESS OF SOME KIND OF ANCIENT-GREEK-INSPIRED FANTASY WORLD. as empress, you have lots of needs! you need olives and figs and stuffed grape leaves, you need someone to fan you when it's hot out, you need someone to sound a note on a horn whenever you enter a building, you need someone to polish your jewelry, you need someone to run you a bath with fragrant oils and rare perfumes, and sometimes it's such a hot humid day and you've been so busy with official business that you need someone to helpfully clean up your sweat before you settle into your comfy bath. do not worry: i can do all those things and more! you have luxurious silk robes, and you can dress me up however you like - you're the empress, after all! i could wear pretty silks to match yours, or something plain and practical, or maybe just some gold chains to show i'm royal property while showing off my body for you?

MOSTLY C's: QUEEN OR BEAUTIFUL PRINCE, whichever royal title(s) feel good to you. i am your knight. hopefully your most favoritestestestest knight?? i go to jousts and wear your colors, and i'll rush right into any danger if you command me to! "hey why doesn't our boyishly beautiful queen ever seem to want to take a husband? and why does that knight sneak into her bedchambers so often?" i dunno! could be nothing! i loudly pledge my undying devotion to you to everyone who will listen, i keep a lock of your hair in a locket and sometimes people catch me just kissing the locket over and over, it's normal, just normal knight things. hey, was that windmill looking at you funny? do you want me to go set him straight?

MOSTLY D's: GODDESS. classic! you descended from the sky to have some fun with the mortals, and i was the extremely lucky mortal who caught your eye. i give you offerings and prayers, and when i need comfort or guidance i can rest my head on your lap and remember im loved by someone way more powerful than any of my problems. you are supernaturally, mystically, outlandishly beautiful [note: this is true irl] and my mortal eyes and brain almost can't process you. every touch of your hand feels like i'm touching a star, and it's very very very easy for you to get me overstimulated. this is what christians call "going into ecstasies" - it happens to me a lot, with you. it's ok - i remember how to do the important things, like lick your sacred pussy and touch myself and cum over and over for you!

[wetformylove]

hi it's been too long since i sniffed and licked and kissed you through your boxers hi hello 💕💕💕💕 hi does your pretty taint need any tongue on it . hi

[wetformylove]

i love having a gentle kind gf who would never ever be mean to me 💕 i get to feel happy and safe when we do sexy play stuff cause i know it's all on our terms and we're havin fun :>

[wetformylove]

ok i think ive devised a daily schedule that will make everyone happy:

4am: wake up in middle of night to eat wife out

5am: back to sleep

8am: wake up again and eat wife out

10am: breakfast in bed while snuggling and watching youtube

12pm-3pm: video games while she sits on my face

3pm: break for snacks and kisses

4pm: dozing off together cozy-style

5pm: i start dinner and she squeezes my butt when i do something good

6:30pm: dinner

7:30pm: a little evening run or bike ride together

9pm: i helpfully clean her up after our physical activity

10pm: we get in bed and snuggle and talk together while we wind down to sleep

11pm: i read to her while she falls asleep (and if she can't sleep maybe eating her out again will help ;>)

this schedule leaves no room for work so we will simply never go to work again as we are too busy with more important things. our bosses will understand

[wetformylove]

Dita Von Teese | Rosewyn • black + green embroidery on tulle + velvet straps + finishes

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Agent Provocateur | Avalee • satin embroidered cherries + sheer tulle | Valentine's • Spring Summer 2025

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Tisja Damen | Lullaby • multi-black Swiss embroidered set

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Bordelle | Amela • teal Collar Bodice Bra + High Waist Thong with suspender straps | Fall Winter 2025-26

[wetformylove]

I.D. Sarrieri | Venetian Glass • in green embroidered sheer tulle + silk

[wetformylove]

Aubade Paris | Vibes • black boho embroidery + golden charms | Fall Winter 2025-26 Part 1

[wetformylove]

i'm literally a puppy i just wanna curl up in your lap and also stick my nose in there because your smell is nice and comforting. and you pet my head ?

[wetformylove]

[wetformylove]

take me lingerie shopping with the remote vibe in perhaps? 💕

[wetformylove]

fullbody deodorant is such a twisted joke. don't advertise that devil-product to me