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the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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When your crush finally loves you back

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe. He's standing with his arms spread slightly at his sides, palms up. He's smirking and his eyes glint red. There's a large caption across his body that says "i am no longer mentally ill". /end ID]

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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hi heres a sneaky little wip :0

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So I've been thinking about reading the Simon Snow trilogy. Could anyone tell me if it's hard to follow? I know fantasies can be complicated but I've read some before. Beyonders, Fablehaven, Dragonwatch, The Fire Within, most Rick Riordan books, The Cruel Prince and more.

Everyone's recommending the series but even reddit couldn't answer my question. It looks so cool and I love trilogies could someone please tell me T-T

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POV they’re coming for your ass

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oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve

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I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative

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Lan Zhan… 

“Next, I’m even going to ask HanGuang-Jun to seal away his spiritual powers” Wei WuXian seethed, “You…” Before he could finish, the sharp pain of flesh being lacerated came from his throat. Something dripped down his neck. Lan WangJi’s face was pale. Jin GuangYao, “How could he not listen to me? Just think about it, Young Master Wei, his life is in my hands.”

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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

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et tu?

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not even halfway into carry on and I'm already IN LOVE with baz fkdnkd like, my man has been hopelessly in love with simon for years and what does he do about it? act like he hates him kfbdjdnd okay, my baby, my little loser, my hopeless idiot in love jfjdjs i love him

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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

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Happy Ides of March!