#luo bingge

[sun-and-moon-mushroom]

AU where Bingge goes back in time and becomes a peak lord of the same generation as SJ… only to end up with an even worse reputation than him because he doesn’t change his other behaviours that much. Like this:

YQY: Luo-shidi, we need to talk. You really can’t be falling into bed with random women whenever you leave the sect…

LBG: what am I meant to do, say no?

YQY: there’s also the matter of your disciples…

LBG: they were all adults! and I told them to leave the sect first so there’s no abuse of power!

YQY: Luo-shidi, the fact that they’re willing to leave the sect for you *is* the abuse of power

LBG: is this just a meeting to complain about my love life?

YQY: well, there is also your apparent fondness for torture to look into…

When the Luo Binghe of that timeline comes along everyone is just surprised that one of his kids hadn’t shown up earlier. He still ends up on Qing Jing but SJ actually feels a bit bad for him, having LBG as a father you didn’t even know existed is definitely worse than just being an orphan — there’s a reason he’s never looked into his own background.

(Bingge originally went back in time to just mess around/get revenge on someone who died before he could kill them/wife plot/etc. but the moment he arrived, Xin Mo merged with the version of itself in the new timeline and he ended up getting stuck).

[princessdave]

Fics where Bingge goes on to find his own Shen Yuan are some of my favorites, and I need one where after he and Shen Yuan get their happily ever after Bingge just busts back into Bingmei’s world carrying Shen Yuan like “Get fucked, I found my own nice Shizun!” And Bingmei is so confused because who is this small guy who kinda looks like Shizun’s plant body? Shen Qingqiu is screaming internally because how did Bingge find another version of him and how is he gonna explain this to Binghe and wait — are Bingge and the other Shen Yuan in wedding robes?! And Shen Yuan is wondering what fanfic he just teleported into, because why was the other Binghe making out with Shen Qingqiu?!?!

[ineffectualdemon]

Plz imagine the absolute STATE mbj would be in if sqh ever fully unlocked his author god powers. Like Bingge comes back and tries to attack mbj and sqh gets between them before even bingmei can move, and sqh is *furious* that his son (from the original timeline) would go after his king. Sqh basically orders bingge to kneel and drop xin mo, and to literally everyones shock (including bingges lol) he *does*. Like,,, it cuts over to mbj, so turned on and in shock that hes frozen his feet to the ground and hes blushing *so* hard lmao. (sqh deserves to have absolute authority in the world he created and mbj deserves to be very horny about this development is what I'm saying)

Oh that would be AMAZING

Shang Qinghua would go full on God Mode and Mobei Jun would be naked faster then you could say "wtf"

But the thing is, and I hate to admit this....but Bing-ge would be into it too

Someone more powerful then him stepping up to him?

Someone who will inevitably in the confrontation demand that Bing-ge call him "Daddy" and awaken something deep in Bing-ge?

Dude will be gone for God Shang Qinghua who has just given him even more psychosexual issues then he already had

Meanwhile Mobei is just so horny he's vaguely worried it's going to damage things

[zimtameise]

Shen Jiu still has trouble moving in his new body and Bingge is happy to lend a hand.

Art for chapter 5 of "Plants and Zombies" by Moriachi

Main pairing: BingJiu, Rating: Mature

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26033155/chapters/63305599

Summary: - This takes place after the end of the novel -

Luo Binghe returns from his trip to the other dimension and has to think about many things. For example why his relationship to his former Shizun is so screwed up?

But when he finally decides to talk it over, he has to find out, that Shen Qingqiu is dying. This can't be! Luo Binghe needs to keep him alive, no matter what!

This is a story about time running out, options of preserving Shen Qingqiu's soul and letting it stay in this world.

[jade-len]

look i know i just made a shen jiu one but c'mon

(also, yes, you have your meta svsss knowledge)

[quequeishere]

found you, shizun.

[south-kijo-blog]

I love 83 chapter sm, especially this moment😭💖

[itscherryterry-again]

it's you!

I don't know bingbong, let's ask the destroyed roomba

[anqelbean]

Hehe

[hagelwolke]

Bingge’s own body pillow

I’m convinced that about 80% of PIDW!LBH’s murder tendencies would be solved with a nice and warm nap with SY

[leelajun]

Finally finished this after ages ಥ‿ಥ

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[teamunee]

POV you’re sqh interrupting bingqiu sexy times

[sholtaglia]

Demonic sandwich with a cucumber in between

[retiredpeach]

Binghe / Venom crossover.. or rather Xin Mo / Venom

[littlebreadrolls]

sketch: original!binghe finding original!shen yuan

after reading the bingge/bingmei extras, i imagined original!binghe going to another dimension and finding the original shen yuan. Like, just knocking on the lil dude's door all casual like?

and poor unsuspecting original!shen yuan, who's still deeper in denial than an african lungfish, opens the door and is immediately greeted by bingge's giant luscious man titties and then he has a heart attack and dies

[lost-sheep]

I hate myself for not being able to get anybody to stay. Never… has anyone been willing to choose me.