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I've had a bad day and would like to remind u that these photos of the lotr cast t-posing exist because it always makes me feel better:

Don't forget this one of Frodo giving side eye like a diva:

And this one of Sam always makes me giggle:

And Saruman giving bat wings:

And these guys:

You're welcome <3

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One of my favorite bits in Wheel of Time which I'm sure plenty of people hated (a thing you could say about almost any aspect of the series) is how each of the main three Two Rivers guys have love lives that often fail to even walk the line between hilarious and horrifying, let alone be functional and healthy; but every time they're doing really poorly, each one thinks, independently, "Man, I bet [one of the other Two Rivers guys] would know exactly what to do. He's so good with women." And then you mentally smash cut to that other guy, who is having a somehow worse time, even though that should be impossible.

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every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

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modern nedcat she gets into constant twitter beef over the stupidest discourse like "is tipping male doordashers worse than women okay?" (in this au jaime is a doordasher) and tries to explain it to ned and he's just patiently like "okay honey. please get off the computer our children need to eat" :)

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i have nothing else to say about asoiaf that i haven’t already said so now my posts are like “remember bran”

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Cregan come home, the kids miss you

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House Greyjoy you will always be famous

greyjoys be like ‘big things coming’ then fail. miserably

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hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

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Ned Stark lookalike contest in my bedroom STAT

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Robb Stark I will never forget you 💔

Do you guys think that as time passes Robb’s story gets turned into a folk tale…a cautionary story for children…a story rooted in truth but the real details are lost. A boy king marches south looking for justice for his good father but gets betrayed by the people he trusted too much…he gets turned into a beast, half boy and half wolf, forgetting who he is and living among the forest. The riverlanders say that you can hear the wolf king howl when you’ve been lied to, and that he scavenges the woods, pouncing on liars and betrayers. And his mother, so mad with grief, stalks riverbanks at nights, her face torn to bloody ribbons, attacking similar victims, but preferring the ones with blonde hair. Little children hear scary tales of Lady Stoneheart and the Wolf King and are too frightened to ever tell a lie. Men sit in taverns, singing sad drinking songs about a mother and child draped in tragedy. Girls sit about with their needlework, sighing at the true love the Wolf King died for, his fair queen who he put above all others, even himself. Robb Stark is betrayed, and this is true. But time twists the truth. Truth fades into story fades into legend. And he is forgotten, nothing more than a symbol in an old tale.

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(Sansa brunette) is killing me like yes that is the worst thing that has happened to her

if the starks (ned beheaded, catelyn undead, robb wolf head, rickon feral, bran tree, jon dead, arya assassin cult, sansa brunette) could just have one family dinner cooked by gage i seriously think it would fix them all

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he makes me insane unfortunately

Bad news guys. This is how I’m about to be again.

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Robb: as your older brother, Jon: we're the same age Robb: As Your Older Brother,

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🧔🏻‍♂️ gr8jon-um6er

idk about this robb kid…I know he’s ned’s son but he seems a little green 🤨🤨🤨

🔁🧔🏻‍♂️ gr8jon-um6er

LOL NEVER MIND HIS FUCKING DIREWOLF BIT OFF TWO OF MY FINGERS 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 LMFAOOOO LOVE THIS KID 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

#king in the north

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I'm afraid that the brain worms have invaded and I have become obsessed with show Jorah Mormont....Jorah I can free you from the friendzone.....come home...

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whenever i read "jon snow in the south"

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Book Jon Snow you are so special to me get back up right now!!!

book jon snow come back to me... i love that you're selfless and kind and you stand up for what's right but you're ALSO resentful and amibitious and entitled and sassy. you're desperate for love and belonging but ALSO stubborn and self-isolating and think you have to do it all alone. you're merciful and compassionate and just but ALSO preferential and vengeful. you have a strict honor code and sense of morality that will even drive you to be cruel in the face of a greater good but ALSO you will leave everything at the drop of a hat for the ones you love. you're good and right and loyal and it eats you alive. walk it off bitch i need you back!!!