wetkoalajpg

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riddles are just jokes you don't know the punchline to

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i forgot this is technically my art acc

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concept: Theseus' Cast

A piece of media whose entire cast is completely killed off and replaced with a new cast. They are not related to the core story in the same way as the original cast. (ex. Guy wants to get revenge on Gal for killing his father. When Guy dies, he hires Mercenary Rick™ to kill Gal for him."

At the end one of the characters goes "Why are we doing this?" and the story just ends abruptly.

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“it can take up to 24 hours for the restoration tool to be available to you” got me feeling like

my twt got locked cause i “dont meet age requirements” (im 19) for no reason send prayers

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they’re gonna check if i was old enough when i made it and i honestly do not remember send margaritas instead

my twt got locked cause i “dont meet age requirements” (im 19) for no reason send prayers

[wetkoalajpg]

my twt got locked cause i “dont meet age requirements” (im 19) for no reason send prayers

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i completely forgot that you cant change your email address so im wetkoalajpeg on my gmail and my gmail alone (unless i’ve forgotten another thing but whatev)

it is with a very heavy heart that i make this announcement:

The ‘e’ in my usernames across all social media is no longer

I am now just wetkoala.jpg and wetkoalajpg on all of my accounts

Please bare with me in this trying time 😔

-Koala

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how come ‘brain’ has one syllable but ‘Brian’, the same letters but two are switched, has two syllables?

The question stopped me from sleeping.

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i just found a google doc “essay” i made a long while ago thats concluding statement hit me like a fucking train i was like “huh okay the title’s attention grabbing, there’s a few pretentious sounding points that seem to be trailing off from the actual point but it’s readable” and then the realization of the actual point to the essay fucking killed me might post or something idk

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how dare i have drafts for me to post in one go coward post your unhinged thoughts like a MAN

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This friend comes with hand gestures for the hard of hearing.

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something i’ve just noticed is how we’ll find very specific sciences weird like the science of how smells work but once we wonder “huh how does smell work?” guess who we come crawling to desperate for answers at the ungodly hours of the night

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it is with a very heavy heart that i make this announcement:

The ‘e’ in my usernames across all social media is no longer

I am now just wetkoala.jpg and wetkoalajpg on all of my accounts

Please bare with me in this trying time 😔

-Koala

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wHEN did the pet post get 2,000 notes?

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if someone were to utter the words “i’m worried about you” to me i’d simply die instantly

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lord deliver me some friends who are okay with homierotic tendencies cause i will be DAMNED if i can’t kiss a nigga on the mouth when i see them

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there’s just something about a well-written number/letter that gets me going