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Oh please tell us the Masturbation story in the cop car!! Paint us that beautiful picture馃敟
Well let me preface the story by saying it was one of the drunkest times in my life. We had been partying in the woods just off the highway in my hometown. I was 19 years old. Now, I talk a lot of shit when I'm drunk. So someone dared me to go hitchhike by the side of the turnpike completely stark naked. Everyone told me I had no balls to do it.
If there's one way to get me to do something it's to tell me that I won't do it or I can't do it.
Feeling brazen, I geared down to not a stitch (except sneakers) and that's exactly what I did. I stood by the side of the road with my thumb out. Several cars beeped and drove past but then just my luck, along came a cop. Immediately, he pulled me into his car and told me I was going to be arrested for public intoxication and indecent exposure. He hinted around a little bit about me blowing him to get out of trouble? I said "nope. Go ahead and take me to jail". He asked me what I would be willing to do for him to let me go? And we came to a deal where I would masturbate for him and he would watch. Without hesitation I put my feet up on the safety glass and went right to it. He joined me in masturbation. I came several times but he came just the once. Once he got off he let me go.
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