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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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I genuinely don't think I'm ever gonna get over how perfect these descriptions of the Intrepid Heroes from the Rolling Stones article are
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New Life series! Anyone Excited?
I was just tying a new style and then it turn into me making a poster LOL (Doing the values first before doing color is life changing oml)
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I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...
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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL
our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much
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masters degree in moving my legs around under the sheets like a big gay horseshoe crab
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penny snapcube deltarune moments but it's just the weird route
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I previously posted this but i felt like the scugs were very out of place, so i drew them again and added some other creatures to it
Anyways
I hate the COLD
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.
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The Vietnamese Black-breasted Leaf turtle!
.....MY GOD LOOK AT THEIR EYES! And they're real fast!
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