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one thing about me i wont watch a show

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I wake up. A thought enters my mind: gay sex. I experience another thought: I am in excruciating pain

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my number one trait is being lame as hell but my number two trait is being sick as fuck

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you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

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i am so boyfriendable

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but how can I do this five minute task if I'm leaving in thirty minutes

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its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it

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the fab four as these things i found

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rings i’d get married in

Gold swivel ring with rock crystal frog intaglio, Greek, 6th-5th century BC

from The Walters Art Museum

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a decorated general wearing dozens of medals and ribbons but when you go closer you realise that every single one is a pronoun pin

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Illustrations from The Black Cat magazine, vol. 16 (1910-1911).

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cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

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mountain dew malice 

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

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Waterlettuce

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This is Shipwreck and she is an idiot <3

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are you autistic or are you three little goblins pretending to be one large goblin