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what if i messed around and started writing on this blog again now that i’m back into everything,,, lolol jk,,,,unless,,,,,

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Hello everybody! So I got some news for you guys and unfortunately it’s not good. I have thought about this for quite a while now and I’ve come to my decision that I’m not going to continue writing for Mystic Messenger.

Of course I love the game, the fandom, and all of you but I just can’t find any more inspiration for writing it anymore. The words that I used to be able to write don’t come to me as naturally as they did before. I have tried so many times to bust something out for you guys but the only word that ever came out was “the”. 

I also just want to take a minute to thank every single one of you guys. You all have supported me so much throughout the beginning. All of your kind words, asks, likes, reblogs, and follows have meant so much to me. Knowing there were people out there who liked my work was such a great feeling to have. 

On July 27, 2017 I started this blog and as I’m writing and posting it it is July 26, 2018. I’ve had this blog for a year now and I’ve gained so much accomplishments in it. I feel horrible having to end this blog basically on it’s one year anniversary but I had to do it before the guilt overtook me. 

BUT, I’m not gone for good! You really think I’m leaving that easy? If you want to you can follow my personal blog @dave-stride-on-this-dick (yes i know what a horrible username). On that blog I will be basically posting things that I didn’t have the guts to do on this blog like shitposts and all that other good stuff. 

But one last time I just wanna thank you guys so much for everything, I love you all so much <3

~Ro 

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SHITPOST WARNING!!

WARNING! This is meant as a joke- and I felt like I needed to clarify this before because there might be some people who might get triggered (kankri vantas  👀 👀) or offended by this for some reason. 

Once again I would also like to clarify that I love Mystic Messenger and have no hatred for any of the characters listed below and that it’s just for a fun, jokey, shitpost headcanon.

Jumin

Jumin’s cat pisses everywhere. Like absolutely everywhere. You own shoes? It’s got perfect aim. Don’t drink it tho, Jumin made that mistake once.

Jumin loves daddy dom roleplay. Getting to be daddy’s litle girl really tickles his pickle, if ya know what i mean ;).

He spends his money on absolutely nothing. You got a charity? He won’t donate to it, but if you own a sewer grate he’ll buy it from you. No one knows what he does with the sewer grate, but the next time you’re gonna see it in real bad condition. 

Whenever he sees a dog he hisses at it. Not like a cat, as you might think, like a snake. He gets down on his stomach, flops around and dances to flute music. He then hisses at the dog until it flees.

In love with his cat. He hasn’t confessed yet but he is a grade A furry, that’s how in love with it he is.

Zen

He’s gay. Like super gay. So gay that he can’t drive. A homosexual. He’s so gay that he fucks men and doesn’t say no homo. That’s how gay he is.

He could bench press you and your house. Superman who? We only know Zen.

He likes to sing. He’s not good at it tho. He read a study once that if you sing to plants they try to fuck you, so he sung to his cactus and it was so bad that the cactus fucking melted. A fucking desert plant melted at how bad his voice is. It committed suicide at how bad his voice is.

He’s confident in himself. He holds himself so well that he can even get literally anyone and I mean anyone to sleep with him.

He could seduce you into fighting a chihuahua. You’d be so under his spell, you’d yeet that motherfucker into the sun.

Did I mention he’s fuckin’ gay?

Jaehee

A bitch at first. So much that you let Jumin’s cat piss on her when she came over to your house. She was such a bitch at first that you stole Jumin’s cat. That’s his fucking soulmate, don’t you know that?

Also gay. Her and Zen make a gay pair when they go out together. They turn people gay. You thought homosexuality wasn’t contagious? Abso-fucking-lutely wrong. This girl has 30 straight girls in love with her. You wish you were her.

She needs a nap. She sleeps at her desk. She’s been fired 5 times but just kept showing up at work. No one knows how she gets in. No one knows why they still pay her. She breaks in just to sleep.

Could totally fight anyone. The Rock? She could fight him. John Cena? She could fight him. Thor? She could fight him. She wouldn’t win against any of them, but she’d totally fight them.

Yoosung

He still plays World Of Warcraft. No one knows how. They canceled his WiFi subscription 30 months ago. 

He wears colored contacts. He owns them in every color of the rainbow. No homo tho.

Heterosexual. Surprisingly.

He wears baseball caps inside. He doesn’t even watch baseball, but for some reason he owns three hats that all say, “Dalphens” in cursive. No one can stop him from wearing the hats. 

Totally can’t read cursive, which is why he doesn’t know his hats are spelled wrong.

Can’t count past 46. They’ve tried to teach him but if you try to get him to 47 he starts crying hysterically and screams about one direction breaking up.

Saeran

Emo. So emo that if he sees an Elmo doll in a toy store he crosses out the L.

He gets tattoos that don’t mean anything. His Barbie dolls think he’s a heathen for it. He has one that says, “Live, Laugh, Love” but he can’t read so he thinks it says, “Eat ass get money”

Was a prostitute from birth. He would fling himself onto unsuspecting drivers windows and ask if they were lonely. It never worked. It’s why he has no money.

Makes friendship bracelets and tries to sell them to people for 300 dollars.

He has 600 dollars in his bank account. The bracelet business is doing poorly.

Listens to Michael Jackson. He hopes to see him in concert one day, but he can never manage to get tickets.

V

He has a stupid name. He chose it just to annoy people. One time Zen tried to call him Vichard for long and he flipped a table.

He dyes his hair with smurf blood. He gets it from the black market. No he won’t give you the think.

Hates life. He can’t read which bathroom he’s going into. He wears a monocle in hopes that it helps, but he just ends up getting called “good sir” by passerby.

Goes MIA for weeks at a time (literally me). Thought he was dead? Nah, he was just in the Caribbean for the eighth time this year. 

707

He’s called seven because he’s seven inches total in height. One time someone stepped on him. It’s a miracle that he lived.

Has no soul. He is a redhead after all.

Has watched Making a Murderer like 20 times. Sometimes he takes notes..

Loves to bake. His inspiration is that kid from High School Musical. Although, he refuses to play basketball. It would ruin his $12 Toms.

He doesn’t actually need glasses. He wears them because one time he heard Yoosung say he thought glasses were cute. He’s not gay tho.

Has had a crush on all 700 billion people on the planet. Got at least one nose? He thinks that’s really fucking hot. Got at least two eyelashes? He doesn’t know how he’s gonna kill this boner.

He’s not gay tho 

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RFA as Vines

ZEN

Just let the man love himself.

JAEHEE

Basically Jaehee @ Jumin’s cat business ideas

YOOSUNG

This is him in class when he was still playing LOLOL excessively.

JUMIN

He just loves Elizabeth the 3rd a lot.

SEVEN / SAEYOUNG

Seriously, am I the only one who thinks Saeyoung is literally this kid when he isn’t his angsty self.

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Hi! Do you do walk-throughs?

I currently don’t do walkthroughs but I can help giving you advice for some routes if you do need it!

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fucking me with jihyun

I’m out of the loop, has this been done before

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Who made that cute animation that's your cover ? The one with Saeyoung and Yoosung

I really don’t know who made that cute little gif, I just found it on the internet. But,all credit to the artist who made it!!

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wE BETTER OR IM GONNA HAVE A BITCH FIT

ISTG IF WE WON’T GET A V X MC KISS IN V’S AFTER ENDING-

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Are requests open?

yes they are open!!! but of course it takes me awhile to post because I’m an untalented swine who can’t write !!

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has this been done yet? i think i’m funny.

(just realized this is my 100th post lmfao)

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Hi! Ooooh I'm excited, it's my first time requesting something! Super n00b, sorry, lol. *clears voice* Dear what-a-mystic-mess, I would like to know how Saeyoung would react to find out MC had gone through all his stash of Honey Buddha chips while he was away on a week long mission. Thank you! <3

Dear mysmesfan, I am very glad to be the first person that you wanted a request from!!! And to everyone I’m sorry again for being inactive and not giving you any writings so I apologize deeply that this is very crappy. But I do hope you enjoy it~

It had been a week

A whole week where Saeyoung, your boyfriend, has been gone for another one of his missions

Which meant you were home with Saeran and a big ass pile of Honey Buddha Chips

During that period of time you were really only eating that stash, even though Saeran tried forcing you to eat something healthy and not something as junky as that

Today was different though, as you were lounging around eating the very last bag of chips and Saeran was in his room doing whatever the hell he does in there, when you heard a door slam

Footsteps were nearing your spot on the couch and your line of vision was gone as a pair of hands went over your eyes

“Guess who?” 

“I’m guessing Saeyoung since Saeran would never do this couple shit with me.”

Saeyoung pouted and removed his hands from your eyes and diverted his gaze to the chip bag

“That better be the only bag you ate this week.” Saeyoung said and you clucked your tongue

You have never seen that boy run that fast for a bag of chips in your life

As you were still seated on the couch you heard a squeal coming from the kitchen and tiny whimpers

You got up and went to the kitchen to see Saeyoung on his hands and knees crying at where his Honey Buddha stash used to be

“You traitor! All of my children were eaten by you!” He cried

You rolled your eyes and Saeyoung tackled you in a hug

For your ‘punishment’ for eating all of his chips you would have to give him a kiss for each of the bags you ate for a whole week

And your real punishment was you throwing up all the chips you ate that week 

It was even sweet and salty when it came back up

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MASTERLIST

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No please don’t feel guilty we will wait for you as much as you want so promise me you won’t push yourself. You’re important to us more than anything else honey.

wWWOOWW DIRECT HIT TO MY HEART !!!! I pinky promise I won’t push myself too hard!! you are so very sweet and I love you so much!!

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I don’t mean to assume or anything, but just in case, please don’t blame yourself or feel guilty whatsoever for not posting! Simply having posted at all has been a huge gift to the fandom and there’s no pressure or need to continue working 24/7 if the inspiration isn’t there. I hope you’re doing well, you’re taking care of yourself and you don’t feel burdened by the need to provide new content :) the inspiration will come again, and when it does, use it however /you/ want to <3

uhm hi I love you so fucking much??? this honestly made me so happy, thank you!!!! yes I did feel a little guilty for not posting or anything but your words really moved me. I am getting back onto writing but it’s coming very slowly. but thank you so much !!! <3

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where have i been?

hey so welcome back to me being gone again and coming up with another excuse because i’m that lame!! so last time i wrote something on this blog is was October of 2017, yes i know. but ever since then i have had major writer’s blog that i just can’t seem to get out of. you guys have sent in many wonderful requests and i would love to be able to write them for you guys but i just have zero motivation. trust me, i’m working very hard everyday to try and get it back but nothing is coming to me. but the thing that completely shocks me is even though i have been very inactive with you all, you all are still supporting me with this, and i can’t thank you enough. i can still promise you guys one thing, i will make a comeback to writing, i promise. 

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Ok did people know that if you go on the guest page in mystic messenger and click a guest and then hit rfa commentary... you get an hourglass?? Or did i just get too excited about my discovery

i did in fact know that but darling you might have helped some other people here that didn’t :)). gotta get those hourglasses for ray’s route amiright?

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Do you have any pets?

Yes I do! I have a an Australian Shepherd dog named eyowen (if you get where that name comes from kudos to you ;)) and I have an American shorthair cat named Darwin. I did have another cat but sadly she passed last year.

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cat person, dog person, both, or neither?

People are gonna throw hands at me but personally cats; thEY ARE ADORABLE AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE, especially their little beans on their toes ^^