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THATS IT??? SERA NEVER TOLD NYKTOS SHE LOVED HIM AND WANTED A LIFE W HIM??? FUCKING ATTES THAT TREASONOUS BASTARD. AND WE DONT KNOW IF KOLIS DRAINED HER?? WERE JUST LEFT W ASH

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am i the only one that thought of mean girls in this moment

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Do you have any headcanons for jurdan having children?

oH DO I

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cardan: you really do hate me, don’t you?

jude: almost as much as you hate me.

cardan, internally: oh my god she likes me back??

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Jude: falls from ceiling and crashes Cardens dinner party

Carden:

Me: *turns into a feral beast, drunk on their love*

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In this scene I Headcanon Cardan to be running around the palace telling everyone Jude is his wife.

Like:

Cardan : JUDE IS MY WIFE!!!

His ministers: Yes your highness, So you've telling us again and again.

*Some random sweeper just doing his job*

Cardan : JUDE IS MY WIFE!

Like,he just wants everyone to know that he managed to marry Jude.Proud Husband vibes. I bet he has a 'Jude is MY wife'shirt somewhere.

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No, but does Cardan use his tail to flirt with Jude? Cause I could see this happening but then again she would yank his tail and he would be aroused by it

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"I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE" guys are the single undisputed best genre of fictional men send tweet

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Cardan's Letters to Jude

—burned by Lady Asha

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cardan:

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you guys need to stop taking fiction romance books so seriously. it’s almost as if…. they aren’t an instruction manual on how to have a relationship??? jude and cardan are toxic yes but it’s a fiction novel. if u can’t enjoy a piece of fiction without realizing it’s faults and the fact that it’s FAKE and NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY and that it’s NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL u shouldnt be reading fiction!

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Do y’all share my opinions bc here’s what I think about The folk of the air characters:

Jude: istg I would sell my left tit for her. I’d walk through a tornado, go trough a blender, printer and all the earth’s wrath. I love this bitch more than anything.

Cardan: I love him bc he loves my queen Jude. Nah but I really liked the air of mystery surrounding him and… his… his tail is nice. What are y’all talking about because, I like it. Definitely hormonal on the cruel prince but still a favorite.

Taryn: Now what do we have here…? A self pitying, dull, trashman-praising twin sister of the QUEEN of Elfhame. Nah but imagine having all the assets but spending your time and effort on Ed Sheeran. Leave.

Vivi: Let’s be honest, we all love our bi big sis. No fr what an icon. We all wanna be bff’s with her.

Locke: Where did all that audacity come from pumpkin??? No bc when your dead mom gave birth to you, did you come out drinking alcohol and singing shape of you. But sure you and Taryn go off I guess.

Heather: She’s a little lost but she tries. Really cute.

Madoc: This stinky rat fungus Walmart crackers bitch is really getting on my nerves lately.

Oriana: I was ready to choke her out on the first book but you know. She does love Oak and comes to be more pleasant with Jude so I like the development.

Oak: I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.

Nicasia: Quite literally a fish out of the water. My honest opinion about her is that she’s…dumb. Like a little dense. Yeah bye thx next.

Balekin: ew.

The roach: This mf is funny??? Like how you gon’ be nice, smart funny and steal the bombs heart?? Hello, leave some for the rest of us.

The bomb: Besto frendo. Istg this girl is my cup of tea. Her energy matches so well with everyone as she’s a lot like Jude so like how can I not like her. I’m also in love with the hair.

The ghost: I though that we were meant to be~. Nah the betrayal is still stinging a lil. I don’t like ya. I don’t know you anymore.

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cardan has such a way with words like my sweet villian, my darling god??? my dearest punishment??? if ure the sickness i suppose u can’t also be the cure??? come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home??? BY YOU I AM FOREVER UNDONE?!?!?!!??!

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Cardan takes over the mortal world

Jude: I have a feeling, it was a bad idea to bring Cardan here.

Cardan:*has tons of Gucci bags in his hands, already started a meme page, that blown up fast, bought all of the highlighters available in Ulta, Sephora, Morphe.* No it wasn`t.

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cardan dedicates abba's lay all your love on me (slowed + reverb) to jude

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Pregnant Jurdan, part 5

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

How I find myself blindfolded, I still can’t explain. Cardan stands next to me, also blindfolded. Not the safest idea for the leaders of Faerie to be unable to see, but I trust Taryn. I think.

My twin has a hand on each of us as she guides us forward. I know where she’s taking us, I just don’t know what to expect once we’re allowed to take the fabric from our eyes.

“Okay,” she says, finally removing her hands, “take them off.”

I remove my blindfold and my mouth falls open.

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How Am I Going to Tell Him?

Jude x Cardan Fan Fiction | |  Part 11 of 11

Summary: Jude has been feeling sick for a few days. The flu? Poison? It takes Taryn only a minute to realize the cause: The High Queen is pregnant.

Read on AO3 -> “How Am I Going to Tell Him”

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Rating: T

Chapter 11: A Special Delivery

Jude’s screams shook through the palace. Her labor had drawn in dark clouds over the kingdom, but it did not dim the excitement that felt almost tangible in the air.

At first Jude had tried to bite her lip through the painful contractions, but once she began to taste blood she could not help but yell through the pain. Cardan was beside her holding her hand through the process, looking equally terrified as he was fascinated, which only irritated Jude as she tried to listen to Tatterfell’s instructions on when to push and when to breathe.

She had only been pushing for an hour, but for Jude it felt like an eternity. At this point, she would have preferred to be sliced through again than to deal with the ongoing contractions.

“My Queen, one final push, I can see the child.” Tatterfell instructed.

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