Where whacked shit happens? I am MS-DOS, champion of the universe. But you're only allowed to call me DOS. I like videogames, LoK, Harry Potter, and some other dumb shit I don't feel like listing. But mostly making my sister look like an idiot. I'm stuck in the 80's, can't spell. Can't grammar, and I LIKE CAPS LOCK. (I try my best to photoreply)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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And this became a challenge when?
The day you came around.
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You tell her DOS.
I don't even remember why she's bothering me.
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Oh, speaking in German, as if no one has access to a translator. Real clever.
I don't need no translators, so who's REALLY WINNING HERE?
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I wasn't referring to myself, dear brother. As for anime you know I loathe it and my breasts are not that large.
You just keep telling yourself that.
die sind enorm und du weißt es.
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"SHUT UP.We could put a bra on you and stuff oranges in it. THEN YOU’D BE A BUSTY WOMAN." Hmmm, I wonder who that sounds like.
No, you'd be one of those anime chicks with boobs to their knees.
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April fools? More like my kids running around ducktapping each other to walls instead of actually pranking each other.
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You all don't love me now because I'm not cramming Portal down your throats at all hours of the morning anymore.
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Files for a program are trying to one up you aren't they.
It's really weird too.
I AM MORE THAN THAT.
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But where would I be without you? I wouldn't exist.
I am appreciated.
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Well, I guess it's only fair. *hair flip, adjusting of the beret* Without my appearance, I'm simply a folder with WAV files and an oto!
I'm am an outdated thing. YOU'VE ONE UPPED ME IN ONE GO.
THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK.
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I'd say that there's no way they'd let you but I'm pretty sure Wii and 'U would try to hold me down OTL
I appreciated their help.
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
I got his drugs so I'm coming to kick your ass now, in front of your children.
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Okay, okay... so the they're... /people/? They have people form??
Yeah. To put it simply I guess.
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*looks really confused--again* óAõ But... what? How... you're... ehhh?
Ah, you're confusing me now.
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I'VE LIVED IN THIS BUILDING FOR YEARS I KNOW IT BETTER THAN YOU.
I'VE BEEN IN THAT BUILDING EVERY DAY SINCE YOU MOVED HERE I KNOW IT AS WELL AS YOU DO.
Plus my kid needs his crap.
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I know you will YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ME FIRST HAHA
I'm coming to get you now. YOU CAN'T HIDE BECAUSE YOU'RE HUGE.
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