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Chan: How did you lose Hyunjin?

Lee know: I'm going to be honest. I was not paying attention to him and forgot he was supposed to be with us.

Chan: Did he say anything to you guys?

Seungmin: I don't listen to him when he speaks.

Jeongin: He just said said "ooh pretty" then walked away and didn't come back.

Chan: How long ago was this.

Jeongin: An hour or two.

Chan: My husband can be anywhere call the police.

Chan: He's not your husband, and we'll find him

Changbin: I'm going to look high and low for him.

Hyunjin: Who are you looking for?

Chan: You, where have you been?

Hyunjin: After they left me at the mall, I got something to eat and walked around the park. Saw Han fight a squirrel and get arrested then came back.

Chan: What was that middle part.

Hyunjin: It was over territory, the squirrel won. Someone should pick Han up.

Lee know: I'll get the bail money jar and pick him up.

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Mark: I'm bored and nosey. When you go see your girlfriends in the States, what are you interrupting by walking in.

Johnny: She's just relaxing eating dinner and watching her weekly shows. Then I lay on her chest as she run her nails through my hair. I gotta get back to Atlanta soon.

Hyunjin: I miss nails through my hair, but the head scratches are better. Usually, she's in her bra and listening to female rappers while eating cookies. Then I lay in her lap while she feeds me cookies. I miss Miami every day.

Changbin: What girl groups is she listening to?

Chan: I pretty sure she listens to real female rappers.

Hyunjin: She does. She learned a lot from Megan thee Stallion and JT

Johnny: Mine too.

Mark: What about you, Chan?

Chan: Either sleeping peacefully or eating ice cream off Changbin's chest.

Chan: That was only once. She doesn't want to waste too much of it. Every other time was whipped cream. I can't wait to go back to Seattle

Chan: Of course, it's whipped cream.

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Lee know: Apparently, some of you have been misbehaving.

Changbin: Why are you looking at me?

Lee know: It's always you.

Han: Sometimes it's me, too.

Lee know: Didn't I teach you not to take accountability. Jeongin never admits to things.

Jeongin: And never will.

Chan: Clearly asking for your help was a mistake. Changbin and Han, you're grounded till the living room wall gets fixed.

Changbin: How were we supposed to know skateboarding inside was dangerous.

Han: The skateboard didn't come with a warning.

Chan: Just go.

Han & Bin: Okay.

Chan: What am I going to do with those two?

Seungmin: They're grown ass men.

Chan: *sighs* I know.

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Johnny: What are you watching?

Jungwoo: Season two of megchella. I wish we went.

Johnny: Me too.

Jungwoo: This is my wallpaper now.

Johnny: How many times did you watch the Victoria Monet and Megan Part.

Jungwoo: Yes.

Johnny: Dont let Jaehyun see your phone.

Jungwoo: Is it cause Jaehyun cried when she said hi to us that one time.

Johnny: Yes, yes it is.

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Jeno: Why did you kick Jaemin out?

Renjun: He was being a pervert.

Jeno: That sounds like him. Sorry buddy, you can't come in.

Jaemin: I wasn't humping the couch pillows.

Renjun: I know what I saw.

Jaemin: I was wrestling them.

Jeno: Just let him back in

Renjun: Fine, but it's his last chance.

Jaemin: Yay, who wants to take nude pictures of me to send to the middle-aged women who take me on vacations?

Renjun: You're lucky I respect middle-aged women and their taste in bags. Jeno help him.

Jeno: Jaemin, you need to leave again.

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BANG CHAN ⋮ dominATE MEXICO CITY — 250413 (© _howluvs_)

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CHAN BANG VLOG 5 in Milano ♡

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btw i found my new obsession other than shinee, it’s ateez lol

my biases are seonghwa and san and i never felt happier and free-

i still love jonghyun so much that i could kiss him on the lips, but fuckkkkkkkk it feels so good to actually go to a kpop store where you can buy albums and you can ACTUALLY have a chance pull out your bias without breaking the bank like jonghyun i love you but i don’t wanna be spending £60 on the album itself with a £20 fee, a £10 delivery fee and £30 in tax just to get your album with a photocard… and also the photocard is bought separately- and OMG I’M ACTUALLY INCLUDED IN COMEBACKS AND I CAN ACTUALLY WATCH THEM WITHIN A DAY WITHOUT FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE- BROOOOOO THIS IS SOMETHING I’VE NEVER FELT FOR YEARSSSSSSSS 😭

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Oh, yaaay I'm so glad you've added another group to stan. I love ateez so much San is also my bias and Mingi is my other bias and I adore them so much. I'm glad youre able to engage with in a fandom so comfortably and freely. I hope during their next comeback ypu get to experience it fully and hopefully you'll be able to see them in concert I know they go to London during tours so I hope you can get tickets.

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go anon and say whatever you'd like to me

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Haechan: I smell cotton candy, can I have some?

Johnny: I don't have cotton candy, it's just my vape.

Haechan: Even better, mine just died.

Doyoung: Dont share vapes with Johnny and Yuta. I saw them share theirs with fans in a parking lot.

Yuta: It's how you build community. I also make out with fans over 30.

Doyoung: Aren't you afraid of getting herpes?

Yuta: Why would I be afraid of something I already have?

Mark: What? I just shared a soda with you!

Yuta: Everyone has herpes Mark, it's fine.

Doyoung: I dont know how to stress it really isn't fine.

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Hyunjin: I just got an important text, so I need to go. I won't be back for a while

Changbin: But I can't be alone.

Hyunjin: I don't know what that has to do with me.

Changbin: Chan, don't let him leave.

Chan: He is a grown man. And can leave as he pleases. Where are you going?

Hyunjin: Miami.

Chan: Okay, can you just wait till we're in Orlando?

Hyunjin: It's important.

Han: He received a text from a lady that said she's gonna bounce on it like Megan thee Stallion.

Hyunjin: Give me my damn phone.

Changbin: Dont let him go. He doesn't need to.

Chan: No, no, that is absolutely an emergency. I'll tell you when you need to come back.

Hyunjin: You're the best dad. Gotta go.

Changbin: How could you let him go be with some hussy. What about me?

Chan: You literally stole the lovely woman we met in Washington from me and Seungmin. You'll be just fine.

Seungmin: Ungrateful crybaby. You don't even deserve her.

Chan: Seungmin, you're not wrong, but be nice.

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HELP! I was reading a series you did where Han and Changbin thought they were dating reader and Hyunjin was trying to hook up with reader and now I can't find it! 😭😭😭😭😭 It is so funny and good, I want to keep reading it but I can't find it.

Hi, I tried really hard to find it but couldn't, are there any other details or other members mentioned because don't exactly remember a post like that atleast not with all three since it's either hyunjin jungwoo and jeongin competing for the same person and Chan changbin and Han with another person. Only Chan would overlap. Any other details would really help me find it for you and im happy to hear you enjoyed it.

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250330 NCTsmtown Twitter Update

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you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title…who/what is it?

Tagged by @dibidibidismynameisleeknow thank you for tagging me!

Everyone pretend to be surprised

I tag: @simply-elegantly-kai , @hopeticket , @farraige25 @karetahana , and anyone else who wants to do it.

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Han: Jisung imprinted on our babysitter and keeps following her around like a duckling.

Seungmin: Why do 24 and 23 year olds need a babysitter ?

Han: Cause we need supervision.

Seungmin: Who even is your babysitter?

Han: Nice lady Jungwoo brought over, we asked her to take us to the mall and decided to keep her as our babysitter.

Seungmin: You're grown men. Who even pays her?

Han: Chan, I just tell him to pay her and he does and he gives her money for our activities.

Seungmin: Why do people just accept your nonsense.

Han: Low expectations of me being normal takes me a long way.

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HYUNJIN in (almost) all eras

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hiiiii it's meeee i definitely don't deserve "daily anon" rights anymore lol but hiii i missed you!!

DO YOU KNOW I'M MARRIED NOW I HAVE A WHOLE ASS HUSBAND it's insane and the wedding had its drama but it's done and I had fun and now I'm settling back into real life after like a month of just wedding stuff

catch me up on youuuuu what have you been up toooo

Hiiiii, I missed you toooo!, oh my gosh yaaaaay congratulations, I'm so happy for you! I'm glad you still had fun despite usual wedding drama I hope you are enjoying newly wed life and the wind down is treating you well. I have been up to much this week has be tumultuous cause I feel and bruised my hip once that healed I got sick and once I started to feel better I hurt my shoulder. Mercury is in Gatorade isn't it I just know it. But other than everything been good my boyfriend came over for the first time a week ago, and I had a best friend shopping day the same week so it was a nice week before the bad one. I hope things go well for you and I can't wait to hear from you again and again I'm so happy for you🩷🩷