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NCT as questionable things I did in my twenties.

Yuta: Had sex behind a trailor with a picture of jesus on it near a church while weird growling came from the woods.

Jungwoo: Drank listerine cause it was pink lemonade flavored.

Johnny: Took clothes off randomly at parties.

Ten: Every single time I've had sex in a park at 2 in the morning.

Jaehyun: Watched a man who looks like Logan Paul jack off to my feet.

Jeno: Picked up any stray cat that would let me.

Chenle: Put pictures of myself all over my wall.

Jaemin: Gave my best friend a picture of myself on my birthday as part of a gift basket.

Jisung: Ordered a blue raspberry slushie at a bar while all my friends got alcohol.

Doyoung: Made a mini kitchen in my room to avoid human interaction when the house was full of people.

Haechan: Ghosted people who were too obsessed with me after purposely doing things to get them obsessed. I got bored.

Taeyong: Ate nothing but slushies for a whole month. Slushies are food.

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hiiii today's reminder is new doyoung music!! it's so fucking good his voice is so pretty and he's so good at expressing himself through his singing and it was so warm and lovely and made me feel so good and I will kill to watch him perform it live with a band i think that would fix me. i just love him so much I'm so proud of himmm

also second. i was a buzzfeed unsolved girly i know you weren't but i love them and i followed them to watcher, where i became a much more casual viewer but i still hung on even if i only watched a few of their shows. but then they pulled what they pulled and now it will be a while before i can watch them (even in unsolved, which is a very common comfort watch for me) without feeling icky about it but at least they did the right thing eventually i guess

Hii, oh my gosh yes, doyoungs solo, i don't know if i just haven't been paying attention but i only heard about it once then bam out of nowhere just opened my YouTube to new doyoung music. Which is amazing i love hearing just his voice, its so beautiful and i can't wait to watch him live.

And okay i was going to bring it up since i know you like shane and ryan cause it has been all over my social medias. It was such a weird decision cause it doesn't make sense to soley rely on a streaming service that might not do the numbers they want it to. I think what the try guys do is really well done firstly they upload a ton of new content i know right now its cause theyre having a beta test for new series to see which do the best. Gonna be honest if keith is eating. im watching. Honestly, i like it when it's just him or mainly him with visits from zach, his friends from his comedy trio and becky. To me keith is enough, but those four i def like the most as guests. I just like Keith, and Zach is a 33 year old man but also hes just a baby and i like seeing him be a silly baby. Anyway, I got sidetracked yeah but they post about 95% of their content on YouTube and special content on patreon and they have paid live events they eventually post later. Like clearly, there are other options, so its confusing why they tried to make such a drastic jump. But at least they backtracked clearly they had to but the whole thing could have been avoided. And i really liked shane on without a recipe so id catch them whenever they showed up on the YouTube homepage.

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OMG YOUVE HEARD ABOUT TOKIO HOTEL?? Tbh I think Bill looks a bit like a hedgehog sometimes but it works somehow??

Yes! I've listened to them in middle school back when you had to dvr music videos to rewatch them. He does kinda look like a hedgehog. It does work, especially with his old hairstyle. He's so cute at least once a month monsoon works its way into my mind out of nowhere. I love Tokio Hotel.

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Hiii this is so randomly i was talking to someone recently about this guy I like and she asked what he looks like and so I described him but then she said that the amount of detail was slightly creepy. I knew it was a lot but I didn’t necessarily think it was creepy. Like it’s stuff you can see easily (like hair colour) or stuff he’s told me about (like scars) so I don’t think it’s particularly creepy. When I like someone I tend to remember stuff about them more easily too and I have quite a good memory anyways. He’s asian with short black hair and brown eyes, he wears glasses, is about 180cm, has warm hands that are apparently so warm that chocolate starts melting in them immediately, he has a stud earring and a scar from when he fell over at the swimming pool. Ik that’s a lot but do you think it’s creepy??

Oh that is not creepy at all, its just a mix of general typical identifiers and just what you've learned about from talking to him and too me it just sounds like you think of him foundly. And im the same way i remember small details, too, and it's hard not to say it when it's just in the forefront of your mind. When i describe what someone im seeing or have feelings for, i just say or show a celebrity that closely resembles them. Like for instance, after close examination, my boyfriend looks like Young Bill Kaulitz from tokio hotel and Rory Caulkin in the lords of chaos movie. Cause I too, would probably go too in detail. i think even just that might have been too detailed for some people. I think people just expect ethnicity, height,hair & eye color and maybe body type. So i think when you go out of that, it's "too much" information. But i definitely dont think how you described him was creepy at all.

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Doyoung: I just know you've never been told no in your life.

Haechan: And why would I? I dare someone to tell me no and see what happens. I do whatever whenever I want. I'd like to see you try to stop me.

Johnny: Haechan, are you being argumentative?

Haechan: Only a little.

Johnny: Okay, good job. I'm just gonna eat this edible and stare at this picture of a bear till it tells me the secret of the trees. If you beat doyoung up, just film it for me.

Haechan: You're a great father.

Johnny: I know.

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hiiii today's reminder is i did end up getting the role that i really don't want but i guess I'm locked into it now and I'm not entirely sure how i feel about it but i start tomorrow so let's see how it goes

Hii, Oh dang, i really hope it works out well and the whole thing flies by and isnt too much for you. I wish you the best of luck tomorrow. Oh i was going through my pintrest and my hyunjin board um uh

I think i have a problem. I might be too down bad.

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Jungwoo: As temporary leader, I have something important to say.

Jungwoo: Boobies.

Doyoung: Jungwoo, get off of the dinner table.

Jungwoo: But... I'm leader.

Johnny: Yes, you are. Doyoung, don't be mean to him. He's still learning.

Doyoung: Fine, let Jungwoo do whatever he wants.

Johnny: I will. Continue your speech.

Jungwoo: Okay.

Jungwoo: Big boobies.

Johnny: I'm proud of you.

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hiiii today's reminder is yes you can call me mama i think that would be adorable tbh and also the stress of having a job and maintaining my relationships and planning a wedding sized engagement party (I've heard Americans think 100 guests is a big wedding. my tiny inner-circle-only engagement party is 80 people) is a lot and I'm very tired

Hiii, Okay yay i think I started saying it as a nickname, honestly cause of Trixie Mattel and Snooki that should tell you everything you need to know about me. And oh no, i can only imagine how tiring it must be to juggle it all at once. Especially the engagement party, which sounds like a mini wedding. Just make sure to find time for some you day's amidst the chaos so you can breathe and relax. i hope it all goes well and you have a wonderful time once the time comes and that wedding planning is nice to you goes smoothly as well. Just carve time for yourself to reset and center.

Also, the past week, there's been so much new music espresso by Sabrina Carpenter. It has been on repeat since release, and then Ms. Taylor Allison Swift released 31 songs. I fell asleep listening to her album and in my dreams it was all i could hear i was even able to recognize certain placements as favorites i was also in a children's psych ward for some reason but when woke up to listen to it the placements of the song i remembered did end up being my favorites which are Florida, with a broken heart,down bad, i can fix him and whos afraid of little old me. Lana del rey better not come from around the corner. Speaking of this, Coachella is the first one ive ever wanted to go to. Lana, Doja, Sabrina and ateez plus Taylor was there just vibing. Like best line up.

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Jeno: Renjun are you ready to drive us to the vacation house?

Renjun: How fun would it be if I just hit someone with the car on the way there?

Jeno: Renjun no, you can't do that.

Renjun: How about if I side swipe a car and knock a mirror off?

Jeno: No hitting any other cars.

Renjun: What if I hit the side of a building real hard?

Jeno: Why do you want to cause damage so bad.

Renjun: Jeno look how little I am.

Jeno: What does that have to do with anything?

Renjun: Recording that god forsaken song has filled me with amounts of rage and despair my small body can no longer contain I must hurt something or someone.

Jeno: You can run over mail boxes.

Renjun: That's all I want.

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hey it’s pinkpantheress’s birthday as i was thinking of writing her a message as a joke to see if she would reply but i’m so damn nervous-

i’m even writing on my music producer account, i thought about exactly what i want to say and everything- but idk if i look creepy or not-

here’s the dm:

Hey there! I don’t expect you to read dms from a complete stranger, but I do want to wish you a happy birthday! You came up at a random conversation not too long ago and wanted to search some information when I saw that your birthday was today. I thought it was funny and would like to share it. You’re actually one of my biggest inspiration to make music, even deciding to go uk garage for one of my songs as well as for my future projects. So this message is mainly just to say that you’re awesome and I really love what you’re doing. Producer to another producer, I hope you have a blessed day with the 3 Ls, lots of loves, laughs and lucks. Take care! 💕

i don’t know if i’m doing too much- if you was a celebrity would you reply to this?

Oh its her birthday, i love her shes so cute and her music is so sweet dreamy and i love that she always carries her purse while performing and her with the dreamies was so so cute. I hope her and haechan fall in love and get married i want that for her. But that is such a sweet message, if she gets the chance to read it im sure she'll appreciate it. Its not too much and yeah i would it's really lovely i say send the worst that could happen is she just wont see it so go for it.

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hellooo today's reminder is i know i talk about my boyfriend too much on here but anyway we video call every night before bed and today I was late because i was out to dinner with my family and he had fallen asleep but he still picked up half asleep and talked to me for a bit and then he started drifting off again and i told him that he should just go to sleep and we'll talk tomorrow and he squinted at me and in the cutest sleepiest tone said "stay a while" and it has done some very interesting things to my mental health

Hiii, no no you don't talk about your boyfriend too much. I love hearing you talk about your relationship. Im so happy for you and i love hearing about all the sweet moments. Like this one and its so cuuute and he just wanted to continue to talk to you despite being sleepy. Its so sweet. And you can talk about your boyfriend all you want. I love to hear it. Also i keep wanting to put "mamas" at the end of some sentences only cause thats how i talk to my friends but i know not everyone likes thar nickname

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hiiii today's reminder is taeyong has left and i am Not Okay about it

Hii, i know i miss the little guy but he went off in the most nct fashion you could imagine. I really want to know what kind of faith, trust and pixie dust Taeyong had in jungwoo to have him shave his head in a dark club with only a red neon light to lead the way. He jokingly appointed woo as temporary leader but we all know jungwoo is gonna be a little chaos gremlin about it. But i hope his time in the service isnt taxing and he'll come back soon. It'll be like a blink of an eye. The father of nct wont be gone for too long.

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hellooo today's reminder is it's my sister's birthday so i made a lemon cake and lemon curd and I'll decorate it all cute tomorrow when she gets back and then I'll go for a walk with my boyfriend (some additional context for that: we live super far apart which means meeting in person is a fair amount of effort and tomorrow he'll spend three hours in the metro because i said i wanted to go on a walk with him have i mentioned i love him) and pretend the weekend will last forever

Hiii, Aw firstly happy birthday to your sister, and that sounds sooooo good. I just know it will be so yummy. And oh my god that's literally the sweetest thing I've ever heard. Like he's willing to take 3 hours out of his day to travel to you because you wanted to go on a walk with him. I'm gonna cry that's so sweet. I love that for you so much you deserve all of that care and attentiveness. I hope you enjoyed your walk with him.

Oh i recently changed phones there's an issue with my phone number so while that's getting fixed I've been fixing my Spotify playlists I deleted them all except for my emo playlist. And i have three playlists that are the girlies (Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana, Melanie Martinez), the girlies #2 (Megan,Doja, Cardi), the girlies #3 (Taylor Swift & Lana Del Rey), The boys (Skz, Nct, Chase Atlantic) and then Country. And that was the best decision cause I had a playlist with everyone together and that was the most chaotic thing but now the vibes are nice and cohesive. Also any playlist Lana, Taylor and Doja are in they over power it. I was adding whole albums to Taylana's and I held back with Doja's so she doesn't over power the rap girlies.

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Jungwoo: Why do you have red silk sheets?

Yuta: Cause it's sexy.

Jungwoo: Doesn't it make you sweaty?

Yuta: I don't know about your sweat ovulation but i don't get sweaty.

Mark: That's not.... nevermind.

Jungwoo: Why are there handcuffs on your headboard and why are they fluffy. Can I play with them?

Johnny: Jungwoo please don't play with anything in Yuta's room.

Jungwoo: Not even this drawer of women's underwear? Nevermind their brand new I don't want them.

Yuta: I have sizes L to 3x for any guest I have over. Unlike many stores, my bedroom is inclusive

Taeil: I respect you.

Yuta: As you should.

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hiiii today's reminder is i had such a nice day my boyfriend and i took my sister out for pasta then we went shopping a bit and now I'm sleepy before 1am. what a day.

also re: dreams, i haven't been remembering a lot of them lately but the other day my mom woke me up to ask me to order breakfast but i wasn't all the way awake so she went and asked my sister instead but since then I've been remembering short bursts of dreams where my mom is standing next to my bed and asking me to order her stuff

Hiii, oh that sounds like such a nice day. The sleep after a day like that is always the best. That's so interesting, it must be those really repetitive mundane dreams so the memory doesn't hold as well cause it feels like everyday life and it just gets registered as that. Dreams are so interesting it's why I always talk about them. And all the possible meanings but usually I think it's your brain trying to conceptualize everything it takes in and some dreams can have more of an esoteric element. Last night my boyfriend told me he doesn't have an internal monologue it was when we were both sleepy and he was a little high so the questions I asked were all over the place. Cause I can't imagine not having my little voice in my head just going a mile a minute with all her thoughts and it's so fascinating to hear from someone who doesn't. He said it's just quiet and he thinks out loud. But he also says he doesn't really dream and rarely remembers his dreams. So I wonder if having an internal monologue or not effects your dreams. Like I know I have an extremely active imagination I can literally feel whatever I'm imagining whenever I want to. I can also feel things in my dreams. I've been able to lucid dream and I can remember dreams from years ago especially if I wrote it down. There's some childhood memories that I'm unsure of it was a Memory or dream looking back on it now.