#stray kids incorrect quotes

[hwangism143]

Kidnapper: I have your kid

Chan, frantically: Which one?

Kidnapper: The tall one

Chan, calming down: Ah yeah bud, wrong number

[mykoreanlove]

Seungmin: All I’ve done all day is eat, sleep and stare off into space. What an awful existence.

Jisung: Hey, I don’t dump on your lifestyle!

[what-if-nct]

Han: Dont get mad.

Chan: What did you do?

Han: I may have lost Jeongin.

Chan: How?

Han: He bit me and ran away, he can be anywhere.

Lee know: Look who I found in the woods leading a raccoon revolution.

Jeongin: Thank you for letting me continue the meeting before bringing me back.

Lee know: Of course, I support all you guys' deranged behaviors.

Han: You're leading the enemy to war.

Jeongin: You stole their alley, and its my duty to help them as fox prince.

Han: But I am squirrel king.

Jeongin: Not for long.

Lee know: You made them like this.

Chan: What do you mean?

Hyunjin: *rustling in a box of crumpled news paper* Chan, where's the treats you hid in here.

Chan: You gotta keep searching, bud.

[skz-rin]

[ 𝕏 ] ... ⃕ STAY have made a tweets !

💬 FROM STAY : April 14 & 15, 2024 - Various Timings

💌note - these are mainly various stays reaction to Rin performing !!! i will probably make another one to show their reaction to her insta posts or more reactions in general !!!

[straykidsdefender]

Changbin: Just out of curiosity, do you take constructive criticism?

Jeongin, tearing up: Yes.

Bangchan: *Glares at Changbin*

Changbin: Nevermind.

[daechwitonguetech]

Minho: How’s practice going?

Seungmin: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Minho: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Seungmin: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

Minho: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

[ddizzyluna]

Hyunjin: Did you just try to shove me down the stairs?

Seungmin: Push not shove. There’s a difference

[random-incorrect-things]

Minho: How long has it been since either of your slept?

Chan: Three or four.

Minho: Three or four what?

Jisung, nodding: Three or four.

[thathyperarmystay]

Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!

Jisung: *stands up* I will!

Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.

Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???

[hyunlix-lover4]

Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.

[love-zara-skz]

Jeongin: pass the salt

Minho: what’s the magic word?

Jeongin: or else

Minho: that’s my boy

[hwangism143]

Chan: If I fall… Changbin: I’ll be there to catch you. Felix: *looks at Jisung* What if I fall? Jisung: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Hyunjin: *watches these two interactions* Hyunjin, to Minho: And if I fall? Minho: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[mykoreanlove]

Chan (hitting on a girl): Babygirl, do you come here often?

Seungmin: Hyung, that line is older than you are.

[what-if-nct]

Seungmin: Han fell in the lake.

Chan: Did you push him?

Seungmin: I will not be answering any further questions without my lawyer.

Chan: Who is your lawyer?

Jeongin: I am. My client will not be answering any further questions. He is innocent.

Han: Chan, Seungmin pushed me in the lake.

Jeongin: Do not listen to him. He is clearly inebriated and not in his right mind.

Seungmin: Yeah, Don't make me push you in the lake again.

Lee know: Court stenographer read that back.

Felix: "Seungmin: Don't make me push you in the lake again"

Lee know: I rest my case he pushed my client into the lake there for should be charged with attempted murder and serve twenty-five years in prison.

Chan: Hold on guys. Changbin, where's your pants?!

Changbin: I'm being Binnie the Pooh.

Chan: At least put on underwear.

Felix: No, no not yet. Court Painter are you drawing this.

Hyunjin: No the fuck I am not. I'm drawing birds.

[skz-rin]

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[straykidsdefender]

Lee Know: God give me patience.

Hyunjin: I think you mean 'Give me strength'.

Lee Know: No, if God gave me strength, you'd be dead.