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For playing Cards Against Alternia without you

+1000 How dare you

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I bit my brother (not as a child, like yesterday)

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What's a brother?

+50 Aggravated assault

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For jumpscaring people by coming back from the dead

+500 Get back in the ground where you belong

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for trying to classpect characters from my new hyperfixation and getting immediately blasted with a blog I forgot I followed.

+50 Volatile substance, do not mix

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How much am I being charged for embracing homelessness in order to successfully (finally) make significant progress for my mental health?

+10 Unconventional self care

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For homestuck updating again

+413 Upd8!!!!!!!!

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Do we get a special premium deal for the day of our savior? It is a holiday, the holiest of homestuck days.

You know, I don't observe holidays enough here.

Just for today, everyone's total debt is worth one (1) less.

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For not posting anything for 3 years?

One of you is more accurate than the other.

+50 Happy 4/13, by the way

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for the Christmas present of a pipebomb to you being late and subsequently killing a mailtroll

Better luck next year.

+500

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For having Bad Joints disorder

The timer's up, you can pop your neck now.

+10

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weed

Here I was thinking I was a legislacerator, not a dealer of illicit substances.

+100

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For being ready to burn it all down

Matches at the ready.

+50

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For being the antichrist

As one does.

+100

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For working from home while the office is closed even though it's not required.

Such dedication.

+10

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For getting into borderlands and suddenly being thrown right back into homestuck just in time to get back into Hannibal leading inexplicably back into the lost boys which somehow led back to stranger things which again threw homestuck right back in my face.

You can never escape the queer undercurrents.

+30

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for making grape flavoured cool aid at 16 times the recommended concentration. because apparently the cherry one didn't give me hubris and I must drink the fish juice.

Well, that definitely sounds like liquid hubris, though calling it "liquid" might be a stretch.

+50

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You've been gone for so long, the statute of limitation for our debt has passed. It's a clean slate now.

Ah, but that doesn't mean new debts can't be applied.